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Barnette wrote:
[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote:
I'd confront a few colleagues i'm not very fond of and tell them what i think, then leave work immediately, withdraw all the money I have and go on a huge bender, including going into a China shop and wrecking it (i've always wanted to do that and Jimmy Saville ignored my letter)
Imagine being able to say to a shitty customer, "Fuck off cunt and find something real to complain about".
errrrrm
not ALL calls are recorded in our place :D
[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote:
A colleague i used to hate, i am now in awe of. Several years ago he picked up the phone and this woman was ranting and raving at him. He tried to explain it wasn't his problem and that he would find out who should be dealing with and ring her back. She would not let him get a word in edgeways, so after five minutes of holding the phone six inch from his ear, he snapped.
"Madam, do you know who you are talking to?"
To which she replied, "erm, well no."
"Well Fuck off then!"
Excellent!
Bloody beautiful 
[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote:
A colleague i used to hate, i am now in awe of. Several years ago he picked up the phone and this woman was ranting and raving at him. He tried to explain it wasn't his problem and that he would find out who should be dealing with and ring her back. She would not let him get a word in edgeways, so after five minutes of holding the phone six inch from his ear, he snapped.
"Madam, do you know who you are talking to?"
To which she replied, "erm, well no."
"Well Fuck off then!"
Excellent!
Genius!
SHEDi xxx
[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: I'll stand up for myself, but in work i've had to learn to bite my tongue after an incident several years ago where i lost my rag. Now i smile sweetly and just keep taking the tablets.
There's standing up for yourself, and there's a 2hr rant down the phone when someone made an innocuous comment about there being girls in Row PP who should give their seats up for the Corby Order! 
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:
Take your seats, everyone!
I'll have the proverbial 40 quid that you owe me, on Jem, to win in the 3rd round.
I've seen her form
Al Jarvis wrote:
[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: I amused you, don't care what you say
Very much so.
Ah, the gloves are off.
(Wax on, wax off)
While I will regret quoting a carry-on film for the rest of my life....
one minute it's peace on, the next it's peace off.
[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote:
[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: I amused you, don't care what you say
Very much so.
Ah, the gloves are off.
(Wax on, wax off)
Hmmm.............only a few weeks and then he's a dead man! 
[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: Double kicking
I've this a gazillion times before, sweetheart.
You. Couldn't. Reach.
[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: I'm pretty sure my kick can reach your nuts, that's all that matters :)
Then what good would I be to you after that! 
Al Jarvis wrote:
[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: I'm pretty sure my kick can reach your nuts, that's all that matters :)
Then what good would I be to you after that!
As long as you can still reach in your pocket for cash- you'll do- i suppose.
All assuming he has the bottle to turn up, of course!
Might be getting ourselves a bit too excited there, Jem.
Bonzette wrote: All assuming he has the bottle to turn up, of course!
Might be getting ourselves a bit too excited there, Jem.
I think you'll have the whole NOOL turn up if you bring out that bird who was in your avatar yesterday.
Barnette wrote:
Imagine being able to say to a shitty customer, "Fuck off cunt and find something real to complain about".
There was that story a couple of years back of a solicitor's letter of demand from a firm in Kent to someone in Wales that began:
"Dear Taffy Bastard,...."! 
Think it was either the guy's last day at work or it very soon was because of it.
And the 'Welsh gentleman' paid up....!
Al Jarvis wrote:
Bonzette wrote: All assuming he has the bottle to turn up, of course!
Might be getting ourselves a bit too excited there, Jem.
I think you'll have the whole NOOL turn up if you bring out that bird who was in your avatar yesterday.
Bloody charmimg! You saying me and Missy are mingers?
Don't answer that!
I shared a room with her in Paris last week! Not Missy, the other thing.
ROFLMAO.....is anyone else picturing that scene in Jurassic Park where the guy is stalking the Raptor? ( you know the one that ends with "clever girl ARRRRGGHHHH!!!!!!"
Steve Campbell wrote: ROFLMAO.....is anyone else picturing that scene in Jurassic Park where the guy is stalking the Raptor? ( you know the one that ends with "clever girl ARRRRGGHHHH!!!!!!"
Barney's Veloceraptors. Like it.
[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: Now I'm jealous
You've never taken me to Paris *sniff*
I never took her either, she was just there..............for a very long time!
Although I'm into astrology (to Steve's disbelief), I have made a thread about this, and will make my position clear: The world will not come to an end. Think about D-Day, people! 
