Diary

WOMAN'S DIARY:

Saturday 29th April 2006.

Saw him in the evening, he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk.

He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in, he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.

After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else... I cried myself to sleep.

MAN'S DIARY:

Saturday 29th April 2006.

Rooney's probably out of the World Cup, there go our chances then, gutted!

Got a shag though.

but nah...we don't write diaries.

(i'm surprised people still write actually)

I never kept a diary but i wish i had, be great when i start going senile. I'm terrified of losing my memories they're the only thing that will get me through old age.

(Well, that and Brazil nuts)

[magenta]Roll on October[/magenta] wrote: I never kept a diary but i wish i had, be great when i start going senile. I'm terrified of losing my memories they're the only thing that will get me through old age.

(Well, that and Brazil nuts)

Firstly.... most amusing miss. Secondly...WTF do you mean WHEN YOU START GOING...? that was before I knew you surely. And Thirdly...it's chocolate brazils you want....you can suck the choccy off em without yer falsies in, then leave the nuts in a bowl for the grandkids....food AND sadistic pleasure, what more do you want.....other than to live til the grandkids are 25 and visiting with their girlfriends Before revealing the truth of grannies brazils bowl.

That's what i meant!

[magenta]Roll on October[/magenta] wrote: I never kept a diary but i wish i had, be great when i start going senile. I'm terrified of losing my memories they're the only thing that will get me through old age.

(Well, that and Brazil nuts)

What's wrong with losing your memory? It allows me to keep watching Star Trek reruns and enjoy them as much as the first time around.

Yeah, you've got a point! My memories are better than Star Trek though!!

Shellshocker wrote:

What's wrong with losing your memory?

Dunno... Wish I could remember...

SHEDi xxx

[magenta]Roll on October[/magenta] wrote:

That's what i meant!

No really laughing VERY loud.

great minds, great minds. I don't need to wait, I perfected miserable Old Cunt before I was 30. As for Diaries.....I always thouht people only kept em for others to read anyway....but these days, if you are that sort you blog rahter than getting a big pink book and writing "$NOB's Diary, TOP SECRET DO NOT OPEN ON PAIN OF DEATH EVER!!!!!!!"

I once asked an Irish Genie for a busy diary and the bastard filled my house with cows.

[magenta]Roll on October[/magenta] wrote: Yeah, you've got a point! My memories are better than Star Trek though!!

Well lucky you then! :D

put yer finger up if you hate Star Trek, Star Wars and all things in space.

:finger:

(space 1999 excluded)

I used to keep a diary of every football game i went to, and what happened on and off the pitch. Stopped it about 1995.

Must find it for when i eventually write my book!

Bonzette wrote: I used to keep a diary of every football game i went to, and what happened on and off the pitch. Stopped it about 1995.

Must find it for when i eventually write my book!

So at Highbury: writes: another one niller and nothing.

Away from home: writes: another one niller & got battered.

:p

J.A.K wrote:

Bonzette wrote: I used to keep a diary of every football game i went to, and what happened on and off the pitch. Stopped it about 1995.

Must find it for when i eventually write my book!

So at Highbury: writes: another one niller and nothing.

Away from home: writes: another one niller & got battered.

:p

You fucker!

You'll have to buy the book!

Bonzette wrote: You'll have to buy the book!

First time for everything I suppose. Nick the book maybe...nick the DVD when it comes out more like ROFLMAO.

Bonz..are you intending to write this book on MS word?

J.A.K wrote:

but nah...we don't write diaries.

I do. This is my version: August 29th, 2001: I bought a beer and, what is very surprising, I drunk it.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Shellshocker wrote: What's wrong with losing your memory? It allows me to keep watching Star Trek reruns and enjoy them as much as the first time around.

I've got a scarily good memory for the long term. For faces, people, conversations, etc. I can recall the most precise details that everyone else has overlooked. But my short-term memory is absolutely shot now. People forward emails back to me that I'd written a day earlier when I've gone and asked the same question 24hrs before and it's rather worrying that I myself didn't even remember mailing before. I'll be that bloke in 'Memento' when I'm older, except I'm fcuking terrified of needles. But then, hopefully, I'll even forget I'm terrified of needles and then be ok!

Hehe - exactly the same as me! I can remember exact conversations from 30 years ago, times, even what I was wearing when I first heard x on the radio etc, but I have absolutely zero short-term, which can get a bit embarrassing at work.

Roughly the same although my memory tends to latch on to silly things for it's long term duties...anything really important is lucky to get stored. Short term is ropey as hell. I have an excuse being a PHP mind you LOL.

[magenta]Roll on October[/magenta] wrote: WOMAN'S DIARY:

Saturday 29th April 2006.

Saw him in the evening, he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk.

He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in, he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.

After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else... I cried myself to sleep.

MAN'S DIARY:

Saturday 29th April 2006.

Rooney's probably out of the World Cup, there go our chances then, gutted!

Got a shag though.

This is pretty trueish in our house..Why do our ladies insist on boxing their fella's heads with emotional dramas?Day in,day out..DAY IN!DAY OUT!DAY IN! DAY OUT!..........Bless em:)

Steve Campbell wrote:

Bonzette wrote: You'll have to buy the book!

First time for everything I suppose. Nick the book maybe...nick the DVD when it comes out more like ROFLMAO.

Bonz..are you intending to write this book on MS word?

Button it buster!

And probably not, because by the time I actually find the time to write it, MS word will probably not exist!

here's hoping bonzy ;)

And the more i think about it....in Jem's original post...I'm the chick.

Steve Campbell wrote: here's hoping bonzy ;)

And the more i think about it....in Jem's original post...I'm the chick.

Website for you C

Chickswithdicks.com

Boatraceface wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: here's hoping bonzy ;)

And the more i think about it....in Jem's original post...I'm the chick.

Website for you C

Chickswithdicks.com

and you wonder why you get the attentions you do LOL

Used to work with a guy who adored this stuff and openly admitted to it in mixed company.

I'm a lesbian trapped in a bloke's body me ;)

Well I'm a thespian in a car called noddy,if your talkin fancy dress Cambo..

Loosely related compatability of the sexes question...Would butch lesbians and gay mincers make compatible couples?

Obviously all straight men are lesbians.

Bonzette wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Bonzette wrote: You'll have to buy the book!

First time for everything I suppose. Nick the book maybe...nick the DVD when it comes out more like ROFLMAO.

Bonz..are you intending to write this book on MS word?

Button it buster!

And probably not, because by the time I actually find the time to write it, MS word will probably not exist!

You are SUCH a copycat! Bet mine's more cloak and dagger than yours!