Favorite Yo' Momma is So Fat/Ugly Expressions :rofl:

I'll start: Yo' Momma is so fat, when she went missing her picture took up all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a quarter she squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

:D

Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo momma is so fat, when she went swimming she got mistaken for an oil rig.

Your momma's so ugly, that's not a fade hairstyle. That's her hair running away from her face

Your mom is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.

yo mama is so fat that when she wears a Malcolm X jacket, helicopters are landing on her back....

Your momma's so fat, when she sits around the house she really sits around the house

yo momma jokes are great..

yo momma's so fat, she uses a boomerang to help put her belt on.

Your Mom is so fat she walked by the TV and I missed three episodes

she sat on a trivet and it broke.

Your Mam is is so fat when she gets on the scales it says"to be continued..."

NOOLigan wrote: she sat on a trivet and it broke.

Ron, knock it off.

Yo' Momma is so Ugly that when her baby was born, it needed a porkchop around it for the dog to play with it.

Yo' Momma is so fat, her blood type is Ragu

Yo' Momma is so fat, her a-- has it own set of Zip Codes

Yo' Momma is so fat, the scale reads "to be continued".

What is it all 'bout?

yer ma (as it is round here) is so fat her arse has it's own postcode. I wouldn't say yer ma was fat, but I threw her my lighter yesterday and it went into orbit round her.

Yer ma works nights with a bed tied to her back and a red light on her head.

What's the difference between yer ma and the Eifel tower? More ppl have been up yer ma.

Edit: oh the shame...I posted one the same as cozzie.

/me trots off to place his head under water for 20 mins for the good of the species.

Yo' momma is so fat, when she jumps in the air she gets stuck

Yo Momma is so fat she eats desert out of a bin lid.

Yo' momma is so fat, her left side speaks Australian.

Yo' momma so fat, i rolled over twice and i was still on the b****

Yo' momma's so fat her graduation photograph was aerial... Yo' momma's so fat when she falls out of bed, it's on both sides...

SHEDi xxx

Yer ma's so fat every time she sunbathes on a beach greenpeace try and get her back to the sea. Shaggin yer ma's like chuckin a sausage up high street.

these are what i can remember from Jr. High

yo momma is like a shotgun two cocks and she blows

yo momma's like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, tossed down an alley and comes back for more

Yo mamma is so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity

Yo mamma is so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

Yo mamma is so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball

Yo mamma is so fat, people exercise by jogging around her!

Yo mamma so fat that when she sat on a Rainbow skittles fell out

Yo mamma so fat, she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

Yo mamma so ugly, when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'

Yo mamma so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!

Yo mamma so ugly, when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!

Yo mamma so ugly, yo Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye...

Yo mamma so ugly, instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord around her neck.

Yo mamma so ugly that when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

yo momma's so fat she broke her leg and gravy came out

Yo' mama is so fat that the doctors say she is morbidly obese and if she doesnt do something about it quickly then its unlikely she will see her children reach adulthood.Sadly this is becoming more common these days and we really should try and tackle the problem.

Your momma is so fat,i slapped her ass and rode the waves!

Your momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

gerry jamieson wrote: Yo' mama is so fat that the doctors say she is morbidly obese and if she doesnt do something about it quickly then its unlikely she will see her children reach adulthood.Sadly this is becoming more common these days and we really should try and tackle the problem.

Yo Momma is so fat she causes tsunamis when she swims in the sea.

your mom is so ugly that the cops won't even chase her after she shoplifts

Your momma is so ugly, the plastic surgeons had used her face as a Rubik's cube.