Favorite Yo' Momma is So Fat/Ugly Expressions :rofl:

Yo mamma so ugly, yo Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye...

Yo mamma so ugly, instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord around her neck.

Yo mamma so ugly that when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

yo momma's so fat she broke her leg and gravy came out

Yo' mama is so fat that the doctors say she is morbidly obese and if she doesnt do something about it quickly then its unlikely she will see her children reach adulthood.Sadly this is becoming more common these days and we really should try and tackle the problem.

Your momma is so fat,i slapped her ass and rode the waves!

Your momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

gerry jamieson wrote: Yo' mama is so fat that the doctors say she is morbidly obese and if she doesnt do something about it quickly then its unlikely she will see her children reach adulthood.Sadly this is becoming more common these days and we really should try and tackle the problem.

Yo Momma is so fat she causes tsunamis when she swims in the sea.

your mom is so ugly that the cops won't even chase her after she shoplifts

Your momma is so ugly, the plastic surgeons had used her face as a Rubik's cube.