so, i'm a little pissed off right now, i hope no one minds my humorous thoughts.
i still think that smilie is flipping the bird...
anyway, grandpa was trying to scratch his ass and fell over in his wheelchair, he screamed for help and eventually fell asleep....so then began the roaches search for food....
grandpa was a little too fond of this canary. at night he would wake up with the canary on the end of his shaft. Grandma would chase the bird with a pillow. Days later, when grandpa refused to eat, grandma would try and pry open his mouth. Finally, when she managed to get a spoon in there, out flew the canary and attacked grandma in the face.
