Crouchatron

i lolled

Scary. Hopefully Mr Crouch will get to do some dancing in Germany!

Let's just hope FIFA don't ban 'mutants' from the competetion or force him to have an injection to make him 'normal' a la X-Men 3...

SHEDi xxx

Gnome Alone wrote: Let's just hope FIFA don't ban 'mutants' from the competetion or force him to have an injection to make him 'normal' a la X-Men 3...

SHEDi xxx

Is his mutant power to get taller and thinner every time I look at him?

Shellshocker wrote:

Gnome Alone wrote: Let's just hope FIFA don't ban 'mutants' from the competetion or force him to have an injection to make him 'normal' a la X-Men 3...

SHEDi xxx

Is his mutant power to get taller and thinner every time I look at him?

That and to transform from one of the awakwardest looking fcukers I've seen on a football pitch into someone who can score the sort of goal he did against Hungary...

SHEDi xxx

He's taking the spotlight off of my robot. :/

ARCTIC MONKEYS TO BLAME

I guess I will have to try to hear that song. Never heard of the Arctic Monkeys. We miss out on so much on this side of the pond. :(

It made the national news, and now subbuteo have announced a robocrouch figure..

its a loada lanky bollocks, but its sweeping the nation:-

DoN wrote: It made the national news, and now subbuteo have announced a robocrouch figure..

:D

Too funny. No doubt a music video to follow. Maybe some commercials with the animated robocrouch figures dancing. Ah, the possibilities are endless...

and :-

woops soz wrong dancer, wrong country.

J.A.K wrote: woops soz wrong dancer, wrong country.

hahahhahahahhah jesus

But upon completing his hatrick on Saturday he didn't do it!

Flaming June wrote: But upon completing his hatrick on Saturday he didn't do it!

Ashamed of a penalty miss maybe?

some say its a robotdance, I would say it is a stickdance...

Somewhere between a robot and Napolean Dynomite, from where I'm sitting.