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5 Jun 2006, 16:19

I just can't stop laughing at this :lol: Lady Macca's porno past

Did anyone else spot this on the news stands today? I don't buy The Sun cos it's a load of shite but thankfully they've stuck the Lady Macca exclusive on their website too. The funniest stitch up they've done in a while and I love the bit where they say "many of the images are too explicit to print in a family newspaper" coming from a rag that has daily tits in it. "Our Lawyers Are Watching" indeed :rofl:

Very easy on the eye though it has to be said :nod:

No foot fetish pics in there I hope?! :ignore:

5 Jun 2006, 16:38

Reminds me of a Chubby Brown joke I heard ages ago. Guy goes for a bit a horizontal boogie with a prostitute (not painting Mrs Macca in any light) Didn't realise she had a false leg. Goes into her room,she's on the bed..fuck all on.

"Fook me where's your other leg?" "It's on the dressing table" "Aww you didn't have to open them THAT wide!!"

5 Jun 2006, 16:42

F*****g hypocritical, sexist, mysoginistic s***e as usual.

"This is reprehensible, and that's why we're showing you the details because it's in the public interest".

I'm a member of the public and I DON'T F*****G CARE. Nobody I know cares. Sun readers may be titillated (geddit?) by this but they and their demon offspring are on the point of destruction. God and/or Satan will be destroying you any moment now as it's Tuesday 06.06.06.

Same goes for you Monty!!

5 Jun 2006, 16:47

Hugh, nobody cares but it is funny as fcuk! :D

6 Jun 2006, 04:51

I can't get the page to load.

Someone PLEASE tell me these are more recent pics and she's being penetrated with her leg!

It'd be more than I could ever hope for!

6 Jun 2006, 04:58

ChrissMari wrote: I can't get the page to load.

Someone PLEASE tell me these are more recent pics and she's being penetrated with her leg!

It'd be more than I could ever hope for!

Chriss, these are more recent pics and she's being penetrated with her leg.

:nod:

(It's a while since I made anyone's day.)

6 Jun 2006, 05:10

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: I can't get the page to load.

Someone PLEASE tell me these are more recent pics and she's being penetrated with her leg!

It'd be more than I could ever hope for!

Chriss, these are more recent pics and she's being penetrated with her leg.

(It's a while since I made anyone's day.)

Oh :mad: haha

6 Jun 2006, 05:23

hugh mcphail wrote: F*****g hypocritical, sexist, mysoginistic s***e as usual.

"This is reprehensible, and that's why we're showing you the details because it's in the public interest".

I'm a member of the public and I DON'T F*****G CARE. Nobody I know cares. Sun readers may be titillated (geddit?) by this but they and their demon offspring are on the point of destruction. God and/or Satan will be destroying you any moment now as it's Tuesday 06.06.06.

Same goes for you Monty!!

neither do I. you don't have to buy the Scum newspaper though. the Daily Mancs a bit better.

but hardly surprising though. i defo would have :nod: though. leg or no leg.

6 Jun 2006, 05:28

J.A.K wrote:

hugh mcphail wrote: F*****g hypocritical, sexist, mysoginistic s***e as usual.

"This is reprehensible, and that's why we're showing you the details because it's in the public interest".

I'm a member of the public and I DON'T F*****G CARE. Nobody I know cares. Sun readers may be titillated (geddit?) by this but they and their demon offspring are on the point of destruction. God and/or Satan will be destroying you any moment now as it's Tuesday 06.06.06.

Same goes for you Monty!!

neither do I. you don't have to buy the Scum newspaper though. the Daily Mancs a bit better.

but hardly surprising though. i defo would have though. leg or no leg.

I get the feeling that you and your baby's arm would have a bowl of warm custard if given the chance :evil4:

6 Jun 2006, 06:15

Like the pic where she's got her tongue out :food:

Edit:No I don't.On closer inspection its a strawberry! No wonder Macca called it a day,she eats like a pig! :nono:

Still would :nod:

6 Jun 2006, 10:22

Pretty cheesed out pictures, looks a bit like \finding my dad's porn box as a kid when looking for the toilet paper. Hilarious. Though - they keep saying "hardcore"... if these pictures are to be the basis, I dare say it's not even soft porn - more like candy corn!

At least we know Paul was entertained well in his marriage. :laugh:

6 Jun 2006, 11:57

hugh mcphail wrote: F*****g hypocritical, sexist, mysoginistic s***e as usual.

"This is reprehensible, and that's why we're showing you the details because it's in the public interest".

I'm a member of the public and I DON'T F*****G CARE. Nobody I know cares. Sun readers may be titillated (geddit?) by this but they and their demon offspring are on the point of destruction. God and/or Satan will be destroying you any moment now as it's Tuesday 06.06.06.

Same goes for you Monty!!

Must say YOU sound a bit of an arse- FOOK OFF , the lad's only having a bit jape about. :nonono:

6 Jun 2006, 15:43

Andrew Sayer wrote:

hugh mcphail wrote: F*****g hypocritical, sexist, mysoginistic s***e as usual.

"This is reprehensible, and that's why we're showing you the details because it's in the public interest".

I'm a member of the public and I DON'T F*****G CARE. Nobody I know cares. Sun readers may be titillated (geddit?) by this but they and their demon offspring are on the point of destruction. God and/or Satan will be destroying you any moment now as it's Tuesday 06.06.06.

Same goes for you Monty!!

Must say YOU sound a bit of an arse- FOOK OFF , the lad's only having a bit jape about.

Sorry, man. Sampled way too many Belgian beers in my local last night, ranging from 8% to 11%! So critical faculties severely disrupted.

7 Jun 2006, 20:16

What a coincidence these pics have "surfaced" so soon after their split-up.

8 Jun 2006, 02:55

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: What a coincidence these pics have "surfaced" so soon after their split-up.

Macca should sell his ones of her now to Razzle Mag or something. As long as Macca's turtle like head is not in them though.

8 Jun 2006, 03:31

J.A.K wrote:

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: What a coincidence these pics have "surfaced" so soon after their split-up.

Macca should sell his ones of her now to Razzle Mag or something. As long as Macca's turtle like head is not in them though.

There's something seriously wrong with you :nonono: :lol: