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... has just rang me absolutely sh*t faced from the Isle of Wight Festival. He was talking mainly jibberish, and told me he was pissed about five times, but then asked "Jem, you know Alison Goldfrapp? If you were a bloke, would you shag her?"
I said yes definitely, she's sexy and cool.
What about you? Liam wants his argument backing up.
I just wish this place would be men free for the next couple of weeks 
........ then we could play in the shed together, Missy 
patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: I'd do both Helen Baxendale and Alison Goldfrapp!
Correct! If I was a bloke, I'd probably want to shag them all 
Plain Lazy wrote:
patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: I'd do both Helen Baxendale and Alison Goldfrapp!
Correct! If I was a bloke, I'd probably want to shag them all
If you were a bloke, you'd want to shag anything with a pulse. 
Al Jarvis wrote: I had no idea what Goldfrapp actually looks like?!
But then googled her. So, yes, I would.
Is he trying to get you jealous, Jem?! You do have a [ahem] 'history'.
fuckinell she looks like a danni minogue drag queen. liam would shag a barbers floor given half a chance.
J.A.K wrote: fuckinell she looks like a danni minogue drag queen.
Exactement. Pure filth. You so would.
that's a rubbish pic of her al's found
first time i saw them live she had a horses tail & wore a pvc jump suit. 
she's lovely.
Al Jarvis wrote:
Plain Lazy wrote:
patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: I'd do both Helen Baxendale and Alison Goldfrapp!
Correct! If I was a bloke, I'd probably want to shag them all
If you were a bloke, you'd want to shag anything with a pulse.
She already wants to shag anything with a pulse...so what would the difference be if she was a bloke???
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: ... has just rang me absolutely sh*t faced from the Isle of Wight Festival. He was talking mainly jibberish, and told me he was pissed about five times, but then asked "Jem, you know Alison Goldfrapp? If you were a bloke, would you shag her?"
I said yes definitely, she's sexy and cool.
What about you? Liam wants his argument backing up.
erm...in a word..
YES...
I wouldn't not shag her, though she wouldn't be my first choice. Needs to do something with the hair. Not bad overall, though.
not the prettiest girl i ever seen, but if she sang to me I'd follow her to hell like a puppie on a lead :D
If there's owt left,after you lot have pummeled the granny out of the poor lass
Aye Be rude not to.
Boatraceface wrote: If there's owt left,after you lot have pummeled the granny out of the poor lass
Aye
Ah, the sacrifices you must endure, Boa..... what TORTURE! 
Sometimes you have take a hit for the team Miss Peel. You can't walk in the rain without getting wet.Beggers can't be choosers.Sloppy post pummeled 17ths for the late arrivals and stragglers....Erm,thats me fresh out of cliches,on the subject matter for today.:wink3:
Anyone who wants to catch this Isle of Whight Festival with Miss Goldflapps can se it on channel 4 tonight at 12:30 am
LIam pace yourself mate.You only get a bucket and a half!
Like her with her thigh-high boots on.
