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  • I'm a New Order Fan, fuck the Shed 18 (72%)
  • I like the Shed, I think its funny. And I wear Homer Simpson underwear. 7 (28%)

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A precursor for the up and coming gigs.

Although I doubt any 'Shed Heads' will be there.

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Barney Army wrote:

Although I doubt any 'Shed Heads' will be there.

And your point being.......?

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I have it on good authority that one shed rebel wears Dr. Who undies. :thumb:

But Comrade is a rock and roll rebel, and thus has no shed.

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Barney Army wrote: A precursor for the up and coming gigs.

Although I doubt any 'Shed Heads' will be there.

:laugh:

However, you do have a shed point, i've never posted once there!

I know where I stand!:nod:

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Barney Army wrote: A precursor for the up and coming gigs.

Although I doubt any 'Shed Heads' will be there.

NO they won't and why?????? Cos they bought one of those pretend stones from Betterware that looks just like any ordinary garden stone, but really it holds doorkeys....

Thing is.........their other half is claiming to have forgotten which stone it was.................

now they will be locked in the shed..............

forevermore.

And they all lived happily ever after.

The End.

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can't wear homer simpson underwear and be a new order fan. are the two mutually exclusive.

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what about my southpark boxers...are those acceptable???

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Bonzette wrote:

However, you do have a shed point, i've never posted once there!

I know where I stand!:nod:

yeh, I wish it would go away. :\ohwell:

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lets 'ave it at the gigs :laugh:

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Barney Army wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

However, you do have a shed point, i've never posted once there!

I know where I stand!:nod:

yeh, I wish it would go away. :\ohwell:

No probs. :delete:

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NOOLigan wrote: can't wear homer simpson underwear and be a new order fan. are the two mutually exclusive.

dunno about that, but where I come from you cant be a boring cunt and be a New Order fan.

maybe its just a manchester thang?

man :laugh:

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Where's "I'm a new order fan who was driven into the shed by a bunch of elitist fucktards who think it is their website."

I will be at gigs, Jem will be at gigs, Maya will be at gigs, Digi, Mick, Johnny will be at gigs, in fact I bet you a grand, there is a higher percentage of shedheads going to gigs that the "outside" folks.

What a pathetic life you must lead, that you are so bored you must start on people who;ve done nothing on you except get locked in a shed.

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Choclate muffins are lovely mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

69p from my works vending machine:D

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Doctor? wrote: Where's "I'm a new order fan who was driven into the shed by a bunch of elitist fucktards who think it is their website."

I will be at gigs, Jem will be at gigs, Maya will be at gigs, Digi, Mick, Johnny will be at gigs, in fact I bet you a grand, there is a higher percentage of shedheads going to gigs that the "outside" folks.

What a pathetic life you must lead, that you are so bored you must start on people who;ve done nothing on you except get locked in a shed.

Aye, but will you be wearing your Dr. Who matching vest and undies at the gigs? That's what inquiring minds really want to know. :D

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SHEDimon 13 pints Nooligan 12 pints Rocket Mick 11 pints Cambo 9 pints Jack 9 pints Shed Peel 8 pints Diggy 7 pints Maya 7 pints REN 3 pints Sheddo 2 pints PSAS 2 pints Minx 2 pint Boatraceface 1 pint Duroc 1 pint Shug 1 pint Mil 1 pint JT 1 pint Col 1 pint Johnny 1 pint

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Plain Lazy wrote: SHEDimon 13 pints Nooligan 12 pints Rocket Mick 11 pints Cambo 9 pints Jack 9 pints Shed Peel 8 pints Diggy 7 pints Maya 7 pints REN 3 pints Sheddo 2 pints PSAS 2 pints Minx 2 pint Boatraceface 1 pint Duroc 1 pint Shug 1 pint Mil 1 pint JT 1 pint Col 1 pint Johnny 1 pint

Comrade not to be found. All hail Comrade Shampanyov! :bow2:

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you forgot my pint.:cry:

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Barney Army wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: can't wear homer simpson underwear and be a new order fan. are the two mutually exclusive.

dunno about that, but where I come from you cant be a boring cunt and be a New Order fan.

maybe its just a manchester thang?

man :laugh:

Post of the year!

short, sharp, and accurate!

One CUNT point to boy Robinson!

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Doctor? wrote: Where's "I'm a new order fan who was driven into the shed by a bunch of elitist fucktards who think it is their website."

I will be at gigs, Jem will be at gigs, Maya will be at gigs, Digi, Mick, Johnny will be at gigs, in fact I et you a grand, there is a higher percentage of shedheads going to gigs that the "outside" folks.

What a pathetic life you must lead, that you are so bored you must start on people who;ve done nothing on you except get locked in a shed.

As a fisherman you must appreciate that one.

Hook, line, sinker.....gotcha!

Dont forget I owe you a smack in the mush from what you tried to do a while back.

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SHED wrote: FCUK Arsenal:hat:

Meaning?

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Barney Army wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Where's "I'm a new order fan who was driven into the shed by a bunch of elitist fucktards who think it is their website."

I will be at gigs, Jem will be at gigs, Maya will be at gigs, Digi, Mick, Johnny will be at gigs, in fact I et you a grand, there is a higher percentage of shedheads going to gigs that the "outside" folks.

What a pathetic life you must lead, that you are so bored you must start on people who;ve done nothing on you except get locked in a shed.

As a fisherman you must appreciate that one.

Hook, line, sinker.....gotcha!

Dont forget I owe you a smack in the mush from what you tried to do a while back.

Really? noted.

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Barney Army wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Where's "I'm a new order fan who was driven into the shed by a bunch of elitist fucktards who think it is their website."

I will be at gigs, Jem will be at gigs, Maya will be at gigs, Digi, Mick, Johnny will be at gigs, in fact I et you a grand, there is a higher percentage of shedheads going to gigs that the "outside" folks.

What a pathetic life you must lead, that you are so bored you must start on people who;ve done nothing on you except get locked in a shed.

As a fisherman you must appreciate that one.

Hook, line, sinker.....gotcha!

Dont forget I owe you a smack in the mush from what you tried to do a while back.

Don't forget than when I said I would buy you drinks all night in return for services rendered..........I was joking:D

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Bonzette wrote:

SHED wrote: FCUK Arsenal:hat:

Meaning?

He doesn't get out much...........

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:clap: :D

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Doctor? wrote:

Really? noted.

Yup. Wembley innit?

Gather round folks... :laugh: :laugh:

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can you give me 5 minutes??

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Wino wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

SHED wrote: FCUK Arsenal:hat:

Meaning?

He doesn't get out much...........

Really?

Think he's just proved what a bunch of fucking wankers go in the shed!

Cunts- all of you, not big enough to take out the person who you have a problem with?

Was fuck all to do with me.

Fucking losers.

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Bonzette wrote:

SHED wrote: FCUK Arsenal:hat:

Meaning?

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Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

SHED wrote: FCUK Arsenal:hat:

Meaning?

He doesn't get out much...........

Really?

Think he's just proved what a bunch of fucking wankers go in the shed!

Cunts- all of you, not big enough to take out the person who you have a problem with?

Was fuck all to do with me.

Fucking losers.

all right all right calm down calm down!

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Bonzette wrote:

Really?

Think he's just proved what a bunch of fucking wankers go in the shed!

Cunts- all of you, not big enough to take out the person who you have a problem with?

Was fuck all to do with me.

Fucking losers.

thats my gal...

:love2:

although Mick is cool, he's United.

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Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

SHED wrote: FCUK Arsenal:hat:

Meaning?

He doesn't get out much...........

Really?

Think he's just proved what a bunch of fucking wankers go in the shed!

Cunts- all of you, not big enough to take out the person who you have a problem with?

Was fuck all to do with me.

Fucking losers.

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FAC 51, THE SHED MUST BE (RE)BUILT

Now, where did i put that last choclate muffin:scratch:

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Barney Army wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Really?

Think he's just proved what a bunch of fucking wankers go in the shed!

Cunts- all of you, not big enough to take out the person who you have a problem with?

Was fuck all to do with me.

Fucking losers.

thats my gal...

:love2:

although Mick is cool, he's United.

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arf! :laugh:

suckers

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are things getting a bit mean-spirited?:cry:

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Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

SHED wrote: FCUK Arsenal:hat:

Meaning?

He doesn't get out much...........

Really?

Think he's just proved what a bunch of fucking wankers go in the shed!

Cunts- all of you, not big enough to take out the person who you have a problem with?

Was fuck all to do with me.

Fucking losers.

POST OF THE WEEK:nod: :laugh: :thumb:

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ghost rider wrote: are things getting a bit mean-spirited?:cry:

:hat: :evil4:

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ok, i shall fcuk off:cry:

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And may i just point out.........i ain't stayed in in a MONTH!:laugh:

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Well,would love to stay and chat but i have to go and make my hot water bottle and get to bed.Have fun folks,G'night:thumb:

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Barney Army wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Really?

Think he's just proved what a bunch of fucking wankers go in the shed!

Cunts- all of you, not big enough to take out the person who you have a problem with?

Was fuck all to do with me.

Fucking losers.

thats my gal...

:love2:

although Mick is a TOOL, he's lives in a SHED

:thumb:

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Barney Army wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: can't wear homer simpson underwear and be a new order fan. are the two mutually exclusive.

dunno about that, but where I come from you cant be a boring cunt and be a New Order fan.

maybe its just a manchester thang?

man :laugh:

and this thread isn't boring. haven't we gone over this territory before.

what an interesting life you must lead if attemtpting to cause division amuses you.

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But before bed ARSENAL-first ENGLISH club to loose in the CHAMPS LEAGUE FINAL EVER on a FIRST attempt.SHAME:p :lol: :hat: :evil4: :clap: :blackeye:

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Now who let the dogs out?:cry: :D

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DEAL or NO DEAL?:hat:

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SHED wrote: But before bed ARSENAL-first ENGLISH club to loose in the CHAMPS LEAGUE FINAL EVER on a FIRST attempt.SHAME:p :lol: :hat: :evil4: :clap: :blackeye:

Oi Mick, you're takin the Michael out of my chick there... :nono:

but yer fuckin spot on :laugh: :laugh:

UNITED :clap:

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Barney Army wrote:

SHED wrote: But before bed ARSENAL-first ENGLISH club to loose in the CHAMPS LEAGUE FINAL EVER on a FIRST attempt.SHAME:p :lol: :hat: :evil4: :clap: :blackeye:

Oi Mick, you're takin the Michael out of my chick there... :nono:

but yer fuckin spot on :laugh: :laugh:

UNITED :clap:

Sorry -but you can take the ANGER.......i will run back to the SHED mate.Anything i have said was sponsered by 18 beers and a HARD CROWD.Take care both of you.But i bet she takes the HUFF! Goodnight and i will take thw HIGH ROAD! :thumb: :laugh: :D

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Uncle Liam wrote:

Barney Army wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: can't wear homer simpson underwear and be a new order fan. are the two mutually exclusive.

dunno about that, but where I come from you cant be a boring cunt and be a New Order fan.

maybe its just a manchester thang?

man :laugh:

Post of the year!

short, sharp, and accurate!

One CUNT point to boy Robinson!

my word what an interesting life you two must lead. lol

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Barney Army wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Really? noted.

Yup. Wembley innit?

Gather round folks... :laugh: :laugh:

yes Wembley, and Wolves.

I'll be sober, you wont.

And public threats of personal violence are probably grounds to have yer psychotic little arse chucked off this site.

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NOOLigan wrote:

my word what an interesting life you two must lead. lol

fair point. Ok, I'll do a Ronald...

Here's me, as a girl, eating my breakfast..

next I will post a picture of it coming out the other end..

:uhoh:

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hey. she's quite hot.

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alright, that's quite enough...

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I have a QUESTION: how MANY drinks did mick HAVE tonight? I FORGET

:lol:

Also BA isn't a psycho. He's mean but so's everyone else. Defo no psycho. The psychos are the people jerking off to our avatars :lol:

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ChrissMari wrote: I have a QUESTION: how MANY drinks did mick HAVE tonight? I FORGET

:lol:

Also BA isn't a psycho. He's mean but so's everyone else. Defo no psycho. The psychos are the people jerking off to our avatars :lol:

Bi-polar Boozer is what he is.

And CM, I can't help it, yer avatar drives me wild ;)

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steve, i'm surely not jerking off to your avatar.:laugh:

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Posting whilst under the influence.....:shrug: :nono: :lol: Sorry.:blackeye:

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ghost rider wrote: steve, i'm surely not jerking off to your avatar.:laugh:

WTF is wrong with Tom? :lol:

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SHED wrote: Posting whilst under the influence.....:shrug: :nono: :lol: Sorry.:blackeye:

don't be. you didn't post as much shite as some.

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ronno, cheer up

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I vote:

O: I'm a New Order fan, the Shed does no harm and you don't have to go to gigs to be validated.

:nod:

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I've never seen so much animosity coming from anyone on this side apart from BA recently

As somebody else said it already : we've been through this before

Repetitive twat!

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alright...it's been locked, and unlocked, and well, this one's just plain fucking ugly...it getting sent off...

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