Do vampires have all the fun here?! — Forum Archive

15 Jun 2006, 22:53

Fcuk's sake, people. It's 6.30 in the morning and Barney Army's started a 3-page war overnight and it's locked already! Don't you fcukers sleep?!

I wanted to 'get like the US' and join in at the arse-end! :lol:

BA. Back with a bang! :nod:

Bonzette. Ouch, no messin'. :eek3:

Cambo, though. More Shedheads at gigs than non-shedheads?! Naive statement surely. Not entirely convinced that grand's too safe, mate. :skeptic:

Anyway, it's threads like those which keep people coming back here. I swear some of you fcukers get together on the sly and set these up to stir up some interest. You little minxes! :nod:

:bow:

15 Jun 2006, 22:57

I am amazed at the tirade of abuse, so I locked the thread.

Think I may close the Shed and move on.

More Shedheads at gigs than non-shedheads?! Naive statement surely. Not entirely convinced that grand's too safe, mate.

I will be at most, from Liverpool onwards :D

16 Jun 2006, 01:04

What is the problem with 'The Shed'?

Don't get bullied into closing it down.

16 Jun 2006, 01:20

Craig W wrote: What is the problem with 'The Shed'?

Don't get bullied into closing it down.

you're right. BURN it fuckin down instead!! :rofl:

16 Jun 2006, 01:21

Football, Beer & NOOL

Its a winning combination :laugh:

nice conspiracy theory Al, but I'm afraid it's all from the heart.

16 Jun 2006, 01:39

Barney Army wrote: nice conspiracy theory Al, but I'm afraid it's all from the heart.

Just don't expect me to watch yer back when the Shedheads coming a-lookin' for ya'!

I hear they're handy! :eek3:

"Shedheads, sir. Fousands of 'em!"

16 Jun 2006, 02:00

Digital Mike Binoshed wrote: I am amazed at the tirade of abuse, so I locked the thread.

Think I may close the Shed and move on.

More Shedheads at gigs than non-shedheads?! Naive statement surely. Not entirely convinced that grand's too safe, mate.

I will be at most, from Liverpool onwards :D

Nah, that wasn't abuse, just friendly banter... :nod: Maybe you need to get a mobile shed, Mike, then you can pack up and move on whenever you want... I don't think Shedheads should be used as any kind of collective identity, sure use it to say hi to people who are posting in that thread, but the idea of Shedheads and non-Shedheads is just divisive... And there are definitely no WMDs in the Shed... Seriously it's not worth starting a war over... :laugh:

SHEDi xxx

16 Jun 2006, 02:01

Al Jarvis wrote:

Barney Army wrote: nice conspiracy theory Al, but I'm afraid it's all from the heart.

Just don't expect me to watch yer back when the Shedheads coming a-lookin' for ya'!

I hear they're handy!

"Shedheads, sir. Fousands of 'em!"

Nah, we're too busy trying to guess what's in Diggy's shed to bother with revenge... :hat:

SHEDi xxx

16 Jun 2006, 02:06

Leave Me A Gnome wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Barney Army wrote: nice conspiracy theory Al, but I'm afraid it's all from the heart.

Just don't expect me to watch yer back when the Shedheads coming a-lookin' for ya'!

I hear they're handy!

"Shedheads, sir. Fousands of 'em!"

Nah, we're too busy trying to guess what's in Diggy's shed to bother with revenge...

SHEDi xxx

:lol: Is it a nuclear war head?

16 Jun 2006, 02:08

save it for the shed divs

16 Jun 2006, 02:11

J.A.K wrote: save it for the shed divs

Save the missile for the 'Shed divs' or save the banter for the Shed, divs?

Good use of the word 'div' though...

DIVi xxx

16 Jun 2006, 02:27

:laugh:

both then

16 Jun 2006, 02:46

Al Jarvis wrote:

Cambo, though. More Shedheads at gigs than non-shedheads?! Naive statement surely. Not entirely convinced that grand's too safe, mate.

It's bad enough that that psychotic little fucktard is gonna try and knock my bollox on ( that'll make NOOLday fun, the engineer bleeding in the mixer)...but you are misquoting me too.

I said higher PERCENTAGE of shedheads.

ANd cuntface seemed to think none of us like New Order.

I will be carrying a knife at wembley BTW.

16 Jun 2006, 02:49

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

16 Jun 2006, 02:52

Doctor? wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Cambo, though. More Shedheads at gigs than non-shedheads?! Naive statement surely. Not entirely convinced that grand's too safe, mate.

It's bad enough that that psychotics little fucktard is gonna try and knock my bollox on ( that's make NOOLday fun, the engineer bleeding in the mixer)...but you are misquoting me too.

I said higher PERCENTAGE of shedheads.

ANd cuntface seemed to think none of us like New Order.

I will be carrying a knife at wembley BTW.

Percentages schmentages.

How does that work?!

I went to Athens with eight other English fans.

None of them were Shedheads. So you had a 0% turnout.

ALL of them were 'others' (in your book) which now gives the 'others' a 100% turnout.

Did you do maffs at school?!

Anyways, you're from Norn Iron. Aren't knives a bit gay. I'd expect a sabre at the very least.

16 Jun 2006, 02:53

J.A.K wrote:

Laugh all you want but I am not going to gig knowing that a foortball hooligan is out to get me, unless I am as heavily armed as he.

16 Jun 2006, 02:57

Al Jarvis wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Cambo, though. More Shedheads at gigs than non-shedheads?! Naive statement surely. Not entirely convinced that grand's too safe, mate.

It's bad enough that that psychotics little fucktard is gonna try and knock my bollox on ( that's make NOOLday fun, the engineer bleeding in the mixer)...but you are misquoting me too.

I said higher PERCENTAGE of shedheads.

ANd cuntface seemed to think none of us like New Order.

I will be carrying a knife at wembley BTW.

Percentages schmentages.

How does that work?!

I went to Athens with eight other English fans.

None of them were Shedheads. So you had a 0% turnout.

ALL of them were 'others' (in your book) which now gives the 'others' a 100% turnout.

Did you do maffs at school?!

Anyways, you're from Norn Iron. Aren't knives a bit gay. I'd expect a sabre at the very least.

I am not an organgecunt thanks Al. If we assume 20 shedheds. And 18 attend gigs that's 90% attendance.

18 other noolers go it's barely .1% of the NOOL population.

I did do Maths, NI has the consitently highest educational standard of any region in the UK. Guess where the lowest is.

16 Jun 2006, 03:01

Who cares is Shedheads go to gigs?

Does it really matter?

EDIT: It's nice to meet everyone, but people shouldn't be shot down if they don't want to or can't go to gigs...

i.e.; I can't see Hooky DJing tonight because my wife is working and as no babysitter is available I have to look after the sprog!

16 Jun 2006, 03:01

Doctor? wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

Laugh all you want but I am not going to gig knowing that a foortball hooligan is out to get me, unless I am as heavily armed as he.

:lol: it'll blow over Ste.

16 Jun 2006, 03:02

Walter Mitty...

:nuts:

16 Jun 2006, 03:05

J.A.K wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

Laugh all you want but I am not going to gig knowing that a foortball hooligan is out to get me, unless I am as heavily armed as he.

it'll blow over Ste.

No it wont he's an unstable drunk. Weeks ago he sent me a very sweet aplogy, even bought me a T-shirt..."lets forget it, would love to see you at gigs"....all the wee puss sucker was trying to do was lure me in now it seems.

MONTHS ago I tell you.

I want something done about him. Being an abusive retard is one thing...but he has made public threats of violence...I could take it to the police never mind the fuckin webmaster....there are laws regarding intimiadation....doubly so when you live in NI and yer Da works in the office of the Chief Constable :nod:

16 Jun 2006, 03:07

Doctor? wrote: you live in NI and yer Da works in the office of the Chief Constable

:eek3: :eek3:

16 Jun 2006, 03:09

Barney Army wrote: Walter Mitty...

Shall I quote the text from the other thread then?

Or did I make it all up?

16 Jun 2006, 03:10

Christopher Owens wrote:

Doctor? wrote: you live in NI and yer Da works in the office of the Chief Constable

Hey I hate the cunt, but a quick call to PSNI saying the family of a senior officer has been threatened, and well you know what happens.

16 Jun 2006, 03:12

Doctor? wrote: If we assume 20 shedheds. And 18 attend gigs that's 90% attendance.

18 other noolers go it's barely .1% of the NOOL population.

I did do Maths, NI has the consitently highest educational standard of any region in the UK. Guess where the lowest is.

First it was the Angels, now it's the Sheds. You can't play nicely and get along with everyone, now can you?

18 out of 20 Shedheads do gigs? Well done you lot. Have a slice of cake.

I know one other Luton lad who likes New Order. Dave Legge. Oh right, so that's two of us now. Guess the Luton Order will be having 100% attendance at dates this year then?! All two of us. Sounds pathetic when stripped to basics, doesn't it. Tsk.

16 Jun 2006, 03:15

Doctor? wrote:

Barney Army wrote: Walter Mitty...

Shall I quote the text from the other thread then?

Or did I make it all up?

I know you didn't make it up. I doubt he remembers though Was probably all just pissed up bollocks banter. Least i hope so

16 Jun 2006, 03:15

does indeed sound silly Al. It WAS s throwaway comment not the core of my philospophical beliefs :D

Yeah 100% Luton Order attendance it is. :nod:

And I'm not the one talking about knocking bollox out of folks, I need no lessons in playing nice.

16 Jun 2006, 03:15

incredible

an amusing read though :laugh:

16 Jun 2006, 03:19

good giggle this. :laugh:

16 Jun 2006, 03:24

Barney Army wrote: incredible

an amusing read though

Can we take from this comment that you were wasted and don't remember what you wrote last night?