Do vampires have all the fun here?!

I am amazed at the tirade of abuse, so I locked the thread.

Think I may close the Shed and move on.

More Shedheads at gigs than non-shedheads?! Naive statement surely. Not entirely convinced that grand's too safe, mate.

I will be at most, from Liverpool onwards :D

What is the problem with 'The Shed'?

Don't get bullied into closing it down.

Craig W wrote: What is the problem with 'The Shed'?

Don't get bullied into closing it down.

you're right. BURN it fuckin down instead!!

Football, Beer & NOOL

Its a winning combination

nice conspiracy theory Al, but I'm afraid it's all from the heart.

Digital Mike Binoshed wrote: I am amazed at the tirade of abuse, so I locked the thread.

Think I may close the Shed and move on.

More Shedheads at gigs than non-shedheads?! Naive statement surely. Not entirely convinced that grand's too safe, mate.

I will be at most, from Liverpool onwards :D

Nah, that wasn't abuse, just friendly banter... Maybe you need to get a mobile shed, Mike, then you can pack up and move on whenever you want... I don't think Shedheads should be used as any kind of collective identity, sure use it to say hi to people who are posting in that thread, but the idea of Shedheads and non-Shedheads is just divisive... And there are definitely no WMDs in the Shed... Seriously it's not worth starting a war over...

SHEDi xxx

Al Jarvis wrote:

Barney Army wrote: nice conspiracy theory Al, but I'm afraid it's all from the heart.

Just don't expect me to watch yer back when the Shedheads coming a-lookin' for ya'!

I hear they're handy!

"Shedheads, sir. Fousands of 'em!"

Nah, we're too busy trying to guess what's in Diggy's shed to bother with revenge...

SHEDi xxx

Leave Me A Gnome wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Barney Army wrote: nice conspiracy theory Al, but I'm afraid it's all from the heart.

Just don't expect me to watch yer back when the Shedheads coming a-lookin' for ya'!

I hear they're handy!

"Shedheads, sir. Fousands of 'em!"

Nah, we're too busy trying to guess what's in Diggy's shed to bother with revenge...

SHEDi xxx

Is it a nuclear war head?

save it for the shed divs

J.A.K wrote: save it for the shed divs

Save the missile for the 'Shed divs' or save the banter for the Shed, divs?

Good use of the word 'div' though...

DIVi xxx

both then

Al Jarvis wrote:

Cambo, though. More Shedheads at gigs than non-shedheads?! Naive statement surely. Not entirely convinced that grand's too safe, mate.

It's bad enough that that psychotic little fucktard is gonna try and knock my bollox on ( that'll make NOOLday fun, the engineer bleeding in the mixer)...but you are misquoting me too.

I said higher PERCENTAGE of shedheads.

ANd cuntface seemed to think none of us like New Order.

I will be carrying a knife at wembley BTW.

J.A.K wrote:

Laugh all you want but I am not going to gig knowing that a foortball hooligan is out to get me, unless I am as heavily armed as he.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Cambo, though. More Shedheads at gigs than non-shedheads?! Naive statement surely. Not entirely convinced that grand's too safe, mate.

It's bad enough that that psychotics little fucktard is gonna try and knock my bollox on ( that's make NOOLday fun, the engineer bleeding in the mixer)...but you are misquoting me too.

I said higher PERCENTAGE of shedheads.

ANd cuntface seemed to think none of us like New Order.

I will be carrying a knife at wembley BTW.

Percentages schmentages.

How does that work?!

I went to Athens with eight other English fans.

None of them were Shedheads. So you had a 0% turnout.

ALL of them were 'others' (in your book) which now gives the 'others' a 100% turnout.

Did you do maffs at school?!

Anyways, you're from Norn Iron. Aren't knives a bit gay. I'd expect a sabre at the very least.

I am not an organgecunt thanks Al. If we assume 20 shedheds. And 18 attend gigs that's 90% attendance.

18 other noolers go it's barely .1% of the NOOL population.

I did do Maths, NI has the consitently highest educational standard of any region in the UK. Guess where the lowest is.

Who cares is Shedheads go to gigs?

Does it really matter?

EDIT: It's nice to meet everyone, but people shouldn't be shot down if they don't want to or can't go to gigs...

i.e.; I can't see Hooky DJing tonight because my wife is working and as no babysitter is available I have to look after the sprog!

Doctor? wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

Laugh all you want but I am not going to gig knowing that a foortball hooligan is out to get me, unless I am as heavily armed as he.

it'll blow over Ste.

Walter Mitty...

J.A.K wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

Laugh all you want but I am not going to gig knowing that a foortball hooligan is out to get me, unless I am as heavily armed as he.

it'll blow over Ste.

No it wont he's an unstable drunk. Weeks ago he sent me a very sweet aplogy, even bought me a T-shirt..."lets forget it, would love to see you at gigs"....all the wee puss sucker was trying to do was lure me in now it seems.

MONTHS ago I tell you.

I want something done about him. Being an abusive retard is one thing...but he has made public threats of violence...I could take it to the police never mind the fuckin webmaster....there are laws regarding intimiadation....doubly so when you live in NI and yer Da works in the office of the Chief Constable

Doctor? wrote: you live in NI and yer Da works in the office of the Chief Constable

Barney Army wrote: Walter Mitty...

Shall I quote the text from the other thread then?

Or did I make it all up?

Christopher Owens wrote:

Doctor? wrote: you live in NI and yer Da works in the office of the Chief Constable

Hey I hate the cunt, but a quick call to PSNI saying the family of a senior officer has been threatened, and well you know what happens.

Doctor? wrote:

Barney Army wrote: Walter Mitty...

Shall I quote the text from the other thread then?

Or did I make it all up?

I know you didn't make it up. I doubt he remembers though Was probably all just pissed up bollocks banter. Least i hope so

does indeed sound silly Al. It WAS s throwaway comment not the core of my philospophical beliefs :D

Yeah 100% Luton Order attendance it is.

And I'm not the one talking about knocking bollox out of folks, I need no lessons in playing nice.

incredible

an amusing read though

good giggle this.

Barney Army wrote: incredible

an amusing read though

Can we take from this comment that you were wasted and don't remember what you wrote last night?

Minx wrote:

Barney Army wrote: incredible

an amusing read though

Can we take from this comment that you were wasted and don't remember what you wrote last night?

He remembers, he's just a cock.

Labels, labels, labels seems to be the problem...

I guess the 1st ever label was 'Vikings', then there's 'London Order' etc....

Once labels start people start wondering whether or not they are in or out of a group; I sucuumbed to this as well with all that Spotter's nonsense about a year ago.

The important thing is that no group or label claims exclusivity; The Vikings don't, the Shedheads don't, so rather than starting meaningless wars maybe we should all just calm down and get a life!

P.S. O.K. Some groups like Barney's Angels or Northen Battalion (or whatever they're called) claim exclusivity on the basis of where they come from or gender, but there aren't any value judgements as to whether this or that person is worthy of membership- so as long as that principle is followed we should all CHILL and accept one another!

Craig W wrote: Labels, labels, labels seems to be the problem...

I guess the 1st ever label was 'Vikings', then there's 'London Order' etc....

Once labels start people start wondering whether or not they are in or out of a group; I sucuumbed to this as well with all that Spotter's nonsense about a year ago.

The important thing is that no group or label claims exclusivity; The Vikings don't, the Shedheads don't, so rather than starting meaningless wars maybe we should all just calm down and get a life!

P.S. O.K. Some groups like Barney's Angels or Northen Battalion (or whatever they're called) claim exclusivity on the basis of where they come from or gender, but there aren't any value judgements as to whether this or that person is worthy of membership- so as long as that principle is followed we should all CHILL and accept one another!

One flaw in your theory................

London Order are superior!

Thank you Emily for raising the level of maturity on this thread ;)

( dead wrong tho :D )

Bonzette wrote:

Craig W wrote: Labels, labels, labels seems to be the problem...

I guess the 1st ever label was 'Vikings', then there's 'London Order' etc....

Once labels start people start wondering whether or not they are in or out of a group; I sucuumbed to this as well with all that Spotter's nonsense about a year ago.

The important thing is that no group or label claims exclusivity; The Vikings don't, the Shedheads don't, so rather than starting meaningless wars maybe we should all just calm down and get a life!

P.S. O.K. Some groups like Barney's Angels or Northen Battalion (or whatever they're called) claim exclusivity on the basis of where they come from or gender, but there aren't any value judgements as to whether this or that person is worthy of membership- so as long as that principle is followed we should all CHILL and accept one another!

One flaw in your theory................

London Order are superior!

Bugger.

not as superior as the super cool J.A.K Order, where new members are most definitley not welcome. :p

Craig W wrote: Labels, labels, labels seems to be the problem...

I guess the 1st ever label was 'Vikings', then there's 'London Order' etc....

Once labels start people start wondering whether or not they are in or out of a group; I sucuumbed to this as well with all that Spotter's nonsense about a year ago.

The important thing is that no group or label claims exclusivity; The Vikings don't, the Shedheads don't, so rather than starting meaningless wars maybe we should all just calm down and get a life!

P.S. O.K. Some groups like Barney's Angels or Northen Battalion (or whatever they're called) claim exclusivity on the basis of where they come from or gender, but there aren't any value judgements as to whether this or that person is worthy of membership- so as long as that principle is followed we should all CHILL and accept one another!

A good point However I think the real problem is when someone directly threatens an individual. Under those circumstances it's understandable that people will get aggravated. surely a rule can be made that no threats are allowed on the site and if the rule is broken then that person will be banned from the site for a time. Pubs do it all the time, I see no reason why that rule could not be implemented on here from now on. That would stop this kind of thing happening in the future.

i just went and had a look at the comments in question and doesnt seem that bad to me.only thing is please please can we delay any punch up/ruck until blackpool.thats my next order gig,there's tons of boozers and there is plenty of open spaces on the beach for battling

Well I may not BE at Blackpool banshee. Actually since he's such a n amazing NO fan he can get me HERE when he's over seeing them at electric picnic. Unless the journey over the Irish sea is only a little one for US. but a major trek for those on that side of it.

He imtimidated me out of NOOLday before, not gonna do it this time.

Doctor? wrote: Well I may not BE at Blackpool banshee. Actually since he's such a n amazing NO fan he can get me HERE when he's over seeing them at electric picnic. Unless the journey over the Irish sea is only a little one for US. but a major trek for those on that side of it.

He imtimidated me out of NOOLday before, not gonna do it this time.

I met Barney Army (Nic) at Peel Day and he seemed an OK sort of bloke- Don't get tooled up for real; most of what he says is just banter... Although this has gone too far...

Isn't there a Moderator in the house?

He came out with all this shite before...then apologized, now he's kicked off again for nothing.

I do not start fights, but people who start them on me are usually very sorry, I tend to lose my temper a bit when I get hit.

I'll be tooled up.... I'm bringing my Rake, my strimmer and if anyone really wants to start trouble I have my dibber!

Al Jarvis wrote:

Doctor? wrote: If we assume 20 shedheds. And 18 attend gigs that's 90% attendance.

18 other noolers go it's barely .1% of the NOOL population.

I did do Maths, NI has the consitently highest educational standard of any region in the UK. Guess where the lowest is.

First it was the Angels, now it's the Sheds. You can't play nicely and get along with everyone, now can you?

18 out of 20 Shedheads do gigs? Well done you lot. Have a slice of cake.

I know one other Luton lad who likes New Order. Dave Legge. Oh right, so that's two of us now. Guess the Luton Order will be having 100% attendance at dates this year then?! All two of us. Sounds pathetic when stripped to basics, doesn't it. Tsk.

The problem with labels/groups is that everyone starts generalising. Fine if Steve wants to talk about the relative turnouts of any given group at gigs, but frankly, I couldn't give a toss about how many of any group go or not, 'Shedheads' included... There's no minimum requirements for being a member here or posting, be it in terms of how long you've liked NO, how many NO records or items you own, whether they're your favourite band or not, how many gigs you go to... I'm not a huge fan of going to big gigs, which is gonna affect whether or not I want to go to every single NO gig or not... I have utmost respect for those who spend a lot of time and money going to every date on a tour, or going abroad to see the band, but it's not for me... Doesn't make anyone any less of a fan if they go to one, all or none of the gigs... I'm not sure why this even came up - it's not as if any 'Shedhead' has been banging on about how they/we are NO's ultimate fans or anything... Can we not just leave it at the fact that we're happy the band are playing a fair bit this year and that many of the folks who post on NOOL are going?

SHEDi xxx

Point of order, my comments regarding shedular percentages were in response to the accusation made by People's Hero First Class Barney Army, that no shed head ever had or would attend a NO gig.

STFU

All y'all fore I kick all y'alls lillly white asses.

Gotta blade stashed in my weave. Don't make mamma havta cut a bitch up in here!

Al Jarvis wrote:

Doctor? wrote: And I'm not the one talking about knocking bollox out of folks, I need no lessons in playing nice.

In fairness, Cambo. You did actually start the little tiff with B.A., did you not? And you were completely underhand. I've obviously only heard his side of events but I think you, yourself, have since admitted you were wrong.

Yes, but I was assured the matter was water under the bridge. And I may add the whole thing was caused by a misunderstanding on my part, not out of malice.

Anyways, you think B.A's trouble. I still have an issue with being labelled a 'dull cunt' for not being 'in the Shed'. If you're gonna slag people 'in private' don't do it in a thread which each and every one of us can get access too. i.e. not private.

All of the above is said in the best possible taste, obviously.

Anyways, fcuk you all, Crouch End Order is where it's at.

For the record, the "dull cunts" I referred to, where those who drove anyone a bit silly into the shed, I don't recall you standing there with a cattle prod, but if you wish to stand along side them so beit, but it makes you a voluntary cunt. Besides, if you hit me it'll be no fun at all, you're that much bigger than me it'll all be over before it begins :D

J.A.K wrote: not as superior as the super cool J.A.K Order, where new members are most definitley not welcome. :p

Oh you fucker

That's not what you said before I let you splooge on my face and post the pics on the internet!

I'lll fucking cut you twice!

Craig W wrote:

I met Barney Army (Nic) at Peel Day and he seemed an OK sort of bloke- Don't get tooled up for real; most of what he says is just banter... Although this has gone too far...

to quote myself here...

I've never seen so much animosity coming from anyone on this site apart from BA recently

Al Jarvis wrote:

I still have an issue with being labelled a 'dull cunt' for not being 'in the Shed'. If you're gonna slag people 'in private' don't do it in a thread which each and every one of us can get access too. i.e. not private.

I think the problem is that one person's views get taken as representative of a whole group - personally I think those of us who post in the Shed are 'dull cnuts'... I mean there has to be something better to do, right?

SHEDi xxx

ATTENTION SEEKER

what's with all this LABELS shite? load of tosh.

fuck me. game. that's what it is. take it too serious some of youse. i've been on far worse websites than this for abuse.

J.A.K wrote: what's with all this LABELS shite? load of tosh.

fuck me. game. that's what it is. take it too serious some of youse. i've been on far worse websites than this for abuse.

OK, use the same principle and substitute the word 'labels' for 'games'.

If you want to play trolling eff off to one of those other websites you refer to!

you int the one who'll be spending a whole No gig lookin over yer shoulder tho.

Doctor? wrote: you int the one who'll be spending a whole No gig lookin over yer shoulder tho.

Al does that, but mostly cos he's facing the wrong way.

if you really think that you are being intimidated why are you encouraging it with your retorts? fanning the flames you are.

J.A.K wrote: what's with all this LABELS shite? load of tosh.

fuck me. game. that's what it is. take it too serious some of youse. i've been on far worse websites than this for abuse.

But you have a fetish for it............

But yeah- bit fucking Eastenders all this

hibster wrote:

Doctor? wrote: you int the one who'll be spending a whole No gig lookin over yer shoulder tho.

Al does that, but mostly cos he's facing the wrong way.

if you really think that you are being intimidated why are you encouraging it with your retorts? fanning the flames you are.

Cos i gave into it the last time and spent months arguing with friends as to why. This time I stand my ground.

EDIT: there's an amusing logic to "you are shit, you do not attend gigs, BTW if I see you at any gigs I'll knock yer balls in" LOL

:) - Hi Bonz!

jeez you wont let it drop will you. Hibster is right, you're getting off on this.

I'll email you my mobile number. I've a few things I want to straighten out

Craig W wrote:

J.A.K wrote: what's with all this LABELS shite? load of tosh.

fuck me. game. that's what it is. take it too serious some of youse. i've been on far worse websites than this for abuse.

OK, use the same principle and substitute the word 'labels' for 'games'.

If you want to play trolling eff off to one of those other websites you refer to!

cheers Craig lad. with an avatar like that pal, i'll be sure to take your advice.

Barney Army wrote: jeez you wont let it drop will you. Hibster is right, you're getting off on this.

I'll email you my mobile number. I've a few things I want to straighten out

Things'll be alright when people actually get together and talk; if there's a key reason to go to gigs (other than love of NO) then this is it!

Doctor? wrote:

hibster wrote:

Doctor? wrote: you int the one who'll be spending a whole No gig lookin over yer shoulder tho.

Al does that, but mostly cos he's facing the wrong way.

if you really think that you are being intimidated why are you encouraging it with your retorts? fanning the flames you are.

Cos i gave into it the last time and spent months arguing with friends as to why. This time I stand my ground.

having read through the relative thread, you are hardly being unprovocative yourself - & not just to BA but to anyone that complained about the huge amount of MSN conversational style posting that was ruining the board. & you've taken it all really personally. again. ever think you're being just a wee bit paranoid mr c?

each to his own, but stop banging on about it eh, there's gigs to look forward to!

Shug wrote: that lad simply cannot handle his beer like the rest of us

you'll get no argument from me on that one :\ohwell:

Barney Army wrote: jeez you wont let it drop will you. Hibster is right, you're getting off on this.

I'll email you my mobile number. I've a few things I want to straighten out

i'm right about something? is it too late to change it?

Barney Army wrote: jeez you wont let it drop will you. Hibster is right, you're getting off on this.

I'll email you my mobile number. I've a few things I want to straighten out

Call me too. I'll take minutes and act as a third party mediator.

Barney Army wrote: jeez you wont let it drop will you. Hibster is right, you're getting off on this.

I'll email you my mobile number. I've a few things I want to straighten out

Fuckin right I will not let it drop, I'm not getting off on it, I am wound up to FUCK mate, I'm meant to be looking forward to this October not dreading it.

And anything you "straighten out" with me will be pissed out the window the next time you feel like getting pissed and kicking off, so what is the point.

J.A.K wrote:

Craig W wrote:

J.A.K wrote: what's with all this LABELS shite? load of tosh.

fuck me. game. that's what it is. take it too serious some of youse. i've been on far worse websites than this for abuse.

OK, use the same principle and substitute the word 'labels' for 'games'.

If you want to play trolling eff off to one of those other websites you refer to!

cheers Craig lad. with an avatar like that pal, i'll be sure to take your advice.

You little Minx!

At least it's a half decent superhero rather than some Superman footballer copycat!

J.A.K wrote:

Craig W wrote:

J.A.K wrote: what's with all this LABELS shite? load of tosh.

fuck me. game. that's what it is. take it too serious some of youse. i've been on far worse websites than this for abuse.

OK, use the same principle and substitute the word 'labels' for 'games'.

If you want to play trolling eff off to one of those other websites you refer to!

cheers Craig lad. with an avatar like that pal, i'll be sure to take your advice.

Fuck me Jackie you just got pulled into the flames!

Shug wrote:

Barney Army wrote: Hibster is right

Hibster is NEVER right. He's even specialised being wrong in 'so called' foreign languages

thought you were sposed to have a rubbish memory? i stand by my previous explanations.

ok i missed all this whats happened?

Smurfy wrote: :) - Hi Bonz!

Help me!

Shug wrote: I'd just like to say that LIAM'S A CUNT.

Fair enough... Can we leave at that now, then...?

SHEDi xxx

i'd just like to say that i'm THEE best drinker on here everyone. handle my ale no prob. and its never got me into strife either. woo hoo!!!

boss boozers in Liverpool.

apart from the Jocks. fuck, they can't half drink.

Craig W wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

Craig W wrote:

J.A.K wrote: what's with all this LABELS shite? load of tosh.

fuck me. game. that's what it is. take it too serious some of youse. i've been on far worse websites than this for abuse.

OK, use the same principle and substitute the word 'labels' for 'games'.

If you want to play trolling eff off to one of those other websites you refer to!

cheers Craig lad. with an avatar like that pal, i'll be sure to take your advice.

You little Minx!

At least it's a half decent superhero rather than some Superman footballer copycat!

Superhero's aren't real mate. SG is LFC's hero though.

hibster wrote:

having read through the relative thread, you are hardly being unprovocative yourself - & not just to BA but to anyone that complained about the huge amount of MSN conversational style posting that was ruining the board. & you've taken it all really personally. again. ever think you're being just a wee bit paranoid mr c?

No the THREAD was provocatie, an unprovoked attack on "undesirables" such as myself and the other who frequent that thread, people who have already done what was asked of them. there are plenty of such "msn style" conversations round here, but nothing is said because of WHO is involved.

If you are fishing for me to say I aint gonna 'smack you in the mush' then you are wasting your time.

Coz I never actually said I would. I said I owed you one because of your games. And I still owe you one.

But have better things to do.

Shug wrote:

hibster wrote:

Shug wrote:

Barney Army wrote: Hibster is right

Hibster is NEVER right. He's even specialised being wrong in 'so called' foreign languages

thought you were sposed to have a rubbish memory? i stand by my previous explanations.

I have forgotten yer previous explanations, so obviously I thought you were talking shite at the time ;)

the taxi driver had never heard of the bar, or the address, the workers in the shops in the street that were asked had never heard of the road.

Fuck you lot, I'm off to my boss's office to watch the footy :p

WHATS HAPPENED???

j.a.k;Superhero's aren't real mate. SG is LFC's hero though.

So he's a hero, but he ain't super then?

Doctor? wrote:

hibster wrote:

having read through the relative thread, you are hardly being unprovocative yourself - & not just to BA but to anyone that complained about the huge amount of MSN conversational style posting that was ruining the board. & you've taken it all really personally. again. ever think you're being just a wee bit paranoid mr c?

No the THREAD was provocative, an unprovoked attack on "undesirables" such as myself and the other who frequent that thread, people who have already done what was asked of them. there are plenty of such "msn style" conversations round here, but nothing is said because of WHO is involved.

conveniently overlooking your own provocative response. very much a sinned against "us againt them" attitude.

Barney Army wrote: If you are fishing for me to say I aint gonna 'smack you in the mush' then you are wasting your time.

Coz I never actually said I would. I said I owed you one because of your games. And I still owe you one.

But have better things to do.

No I want you to stop acting like I'm yer fucking enemy or something, I'm bloody not. I did you a bad turn, actually, I did someone else a bad turn and you were collateral damage, I apologized, because I acted in haste and in error, and I thought we were OK with that.

I don't think for a second you're a slugger when yer sober, but I genuinely dunno what to think of you when yer fuly tanked.

I am neither nasty, vindictive nor manipulative, I AM quick tempered and rash, and a gobby cunt. But I bear not one fucker on this website a gram of ill will, not you, not anyone.

hibster wrote:

conveniently overlooking your own provocative response. very much a sinned against "us againt them" attitude.

Granted my response was nasty, but it was a response not an attack, not a great defense but it's the only one I have ;)

turn it in now.

the world cups on. and its summer.

Master Of Puppets wrote: WHATS HAPPENED???

You really don't want to know... Come back in a few days when normal service will be resumed.

I hope.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Shug wrote: I'd just like to say that LIAM'S A CUNT.

Yes, but is he a DULL CUNT?!

do you need to ask? you've met him...

Al Jarvis wrote:

Shug wrote: I'd just like to say that LIAM'S A CUNT.

Yes, but is he a DULL CUNT?!

LOL...yer as bad as me Jarvo...let it GO dude ;)

I can't be arsed with this.

BA, we'll have a beer, you can detail how big a cunt I am, then if you REALLY feel like twatting me, fair enough, as long as you feel happier aftrewards.

Me Temper's a bugger, but I've no grudge holding power at all.

I'm going to start SheepPumpOrder when I get to NZ... Myself and 60 million baa-ing compadres will then rule the world!!!!!!!!!!!

the one where he spent two hours chatting to some lads from corby & couldn't rememebr it the next day?

Listen guys, I have been being a bit of a cock this morning. Sorry.

Really, I do love you all, honestly

EDIT: Iswear I will go nuts at the first of you bastards to post "wtf u mean this morning?...last 35 yrs more like" or simmillar

Doctor? wrote: Listen guys, I have been being a bit of a cock this morning. Sorry.

Really, I do love you all, honestly

EDIT: Iswear I will go nuts at the first of you bastards to post "wtf u mean this morning?...last 35 yrs more like" or simmillar

Group hug...

:D

Here comes Liverpool!!!

Doctor? wrote: Listen guys, I have been being a bit of a cock this morning. Sorry.

Really, I do love you all, honestly

EDIT: Iswear I will go nuts at the first of you bastards to post "wtf u mean this morning?...last 35 yrs more like" or simmillar

I was gonna comment on the 'this morning' bit, being as though it's now twenty to three.... But I won't....

SHEDi xxx

Spread the love people

i would STILL like to know WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

Al Jarvis wrote: NewOrderOnline: we like to make a crisis out of a drama.

Fcuk me, it makes for good television though.

Also avaiable for transforming molehills into mountains...

SHEDi xxx

Master Of Puppets wrote: i would STILL like to know WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

What's that you hear?

The sound of canned worms opening in the distance...

Al Jarvis wrote: NewOrderOnline: we like to make a crisis out of a drama.

Fcuk me, it makes for good television though.

LOL

forget it

on second thoughts. im not arsed

Al Jarvis wrote: NewOrderOnline: we like to make a crisis out of a drama.

Fcuk me, it makes for good television though.

you think nic would approve that for the new tshirt?

Craig W wrote:

Master Of Puppets wrote: i would STILL like to know WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

What's that you hear?

The sound of canned worms opening in the distance...

Master Of Puppets wrote: forget it

on second thoughts. im not arsed

i thought i missed something too or something happened off board.

but it didn't

it was just not that big of a deal to anyone but those involved so it's hard to pick up on

it's the thread called "neworderonline"

Master Of Puppets wrote: forget it

on second thoughts. im not arsed

If only you could teach me that trick LOL

my word what a read. i think i need another drink now.

NOOLigan wrote: my word what a read. i think i need another drink now.

Careful That's what started all this.....

Minx wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: my word what a read. i think i need another drink now.

Careful That's what started all this.....

i am a peaceful drunk. trust me.

Jarvis!

Mines a bottle of Becks, please.

See you soon.

ah Becks made in my home town. had some of those as well.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Shall be saying as such to your old man tonight, Jack.

DJ gig?

Al Jarvis wrote:

Bonzette wrote: Jarvis!

Mines a bottle of Becks, please.

See you soon.

Er, I thought part of this 'escorting' deal meant you and Jem bought me free drinks?!

Or did I not read the smallprint.

Al the escort!

Do you do :cough: extras?

You know Like handing out cash to us when we need it, paying for cabs, food and all that!:p

Al Jarvis wrote:

Master Of Puppets wrote: DJ gig?

Doesn't he tell you anything?!

Yes, few of us going to see him in Sarf Lundon.

I'll give him some Vikings badges so you can get your hands on 'em before the rest of the hoi polloi.

Sorry, not Vikings anymore. We've had a rebranding. Los Vikingos!

Sounds good man, they will be going on my suit when I'm back at Sixth Form in September.

I knew he was DJing in London sometime soon, just didn't know the date.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Bonzette wrote: You know Like handing out cash to us when we need it, paying for cabs, food and all that!:p

Yes, but you know what I expect in return!

I'll take you girls to all the best places. Er, I understand Euston station and Lewisham are nice this time of year?!

The urine hits quite a floral bouquet this time of year.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Bonzette wrote: You know Like handing out cash to us when we need it, paying for cabs, food and all that!:p

Yes, but you know what I expect in return!

I'll take you girls to all the best places. Er, I understand Euston station and Lewisham are nice this time of year?!

It's sorted!

Bonzette wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Bonzette wrote: You know Like handing out cash to us when we need it, paying for cabs, food and all that!:p

Yes, but you know what I expect in return!

I'll take you girls to all the best places. Er, I understand Euston station and Lewisham are nice this time of year?!

It's sorted!

Minx wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Bonzette wrote: You know Like handing out cash to us when we need it, paying for cabs, food and all that!:p

Yes, but you know what I expect in return!

I'll take you girls to all the best places. Er, I understand Euston station and Lewisham are nice this time of year?!

It's sorted!

There's only ONE Barney Army!

Yeah 100% Luton Order attendance it is.

Yes indeed.

The rest of you are fuckin' part timers

Nasty Orrible Oiky Louts

Suppose whether Barney Army owes Cambo a smack in the mush or is a private matter for them to sort out,so I'm not gunna go there..

But I will say this..Steve you are seriously coming the cunt,if you are carrying blades to gigs..I've experienced weasels who carry knives...One weasel got sent down for 4 years, my mate put him in hospital for a week first mind,despite being stabbed...Your Online persona took a bashing with me when you said that..Alternativley, you could get some perspective, and stop being a paranoid drama queen....

I quickly learned at school that the best way to deal with bullies was to make sure they understood that hitting me meant a trip to hospital.

Oh, and i neither carry nor own such a portable weapon....but thought the threat itself might deter.

Doctor? wrote: I quickly learned at school that the best way to deal with bullies was to make sure they understood that hitting me meant a trip to hospital.

Oh, and i neither carry nor own such a portable weapon....but thought the threat itself might deter.

now it won't that you tipped your hand

i demand a picture of you with a semi automatic assault weapon now or i'm going to go wembley and pants you.

ChrissMari wrote:

Doctor? wrote: I quickly learned at school that the best way to deal with bullies was to make sure they understood that hitting me meant a trip to hospital.

Oh, and i neither carry nor own such a portable weapon....but thought the threat itself might deter.

now it won't that you tipped your hand

i demand a picture of you with a semi automatic assault weapon now or i'm going to go wembley and pants you.

LOL, little me? I suppose living in the orangest hole in the country I could just find out his registration number and say he was a very very naughty person who went to the wrong church (once probably). Even that would mean talking to folks I'd sooner pour quicklime over. In the end I'll probably eith er run away shrieking like a girl, stand there like Obi-Wan and take it. I never learned to fight me, just how to take a beating....and how to ensure that person only does it once. LOL...I actually kissed the biggest hardest fucker in school one day when he had his face an inch from mine and was about to kill me....I mean it worked, but I got called a raging queen for weeks....I guess they never watched bugs bunny.

EDIT: and I am utterly incapable of staying mad for more than 24 hours, even 6 is a stretch. I feel a bit of a dick for getting on the way I did about this.Without getting into unwelcome details, bad few days with my usual trouble, but I still have to go to work. End of the day, I can't take the high ground about Nick getting pissed and being a twat because pain+painpills make me just as big a dick.

Is this guy for real?

Sure we'll have a beer Steven

I think you are a Class A tit. I'll have a beer with people I like thanks v much. Thats what I do.

Barney Army wrote: Is this guy for real?

Sure we'll have a beer Steven

I think you are a Class A tit. I'll have a beer with people I like thanks v much. Thats what I do.

That's nice for you.

Doctor? wrote:

Barney Army wrote: Is this guy for real?

Sure we'll have a beer Steven

I think you are a Class A tit. I'll have a beer with people I like thanks v much. Thats what I do.

That's nice for you.

of course it is.

Barney Army wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Barney Army wrote: Is this guy for real?

Sure we'll have a beer Steven

I think you are a Class A tit. I'll have a beer with people I like thanks v much. Thats what I do.

That's nice for you.

of course it is.

Good I'm glad. And aren't we both so sad for playng the "u aint getting the last word" pissing contest.

Odd place for a tattoo Mike....

At last something we can ALL agree on.

I'm getting the last word

The Belgrade Bruiser

Serbia is just like Nokia. Each year a new model and it's getting smaller......

Plain Lazy wrote: Serbia is just like Nokia. Each year a new model and it's getting smaller......

LOL Eventually it'll be the sovereign nation of maya's front room.

Thank fuck penises arn't Nokia

True. Can't carry them around in my pocket

Plain Lazy wrote: True. Can't carry them around in my pocket

They do carry outs! Plastic ones for the the middle pocket

Shug wrote:

Leave Me A Gnome wrote:

Shug wrote: I'd just like to say that LIAM'S A CUNT.

Fair enough... Can we leave at that now, then...?

SHEDi xxx

Nah, we have to wait for Liam's response :D

ENGLISH bastard!

Al Jarvis wrote:

I know one other Luton lad who likes New Order. Dave Legge. Oh right, so that's two of us now. Guess the Luton Order will be having 100% attendance at dates this year then?! All two of us. Sounds pathetic when stripped to basics, doesn't it. Tsk.

Completely