mcartney joke.

interviewer: so will you ever go down on one knee again? paul mcartney: probably not, & i'd prefer it if you referred to her as heather

Ouch. Truly tasteless.

i do my best

No point. :)

bd dum bump

I'm stumped to think of another one.

hibster wrote: interviewer: so will you ever go down on one knee again? paul mcartney: probably not, & i'd prefer it if you referred to her as heather

LOL sick fucker

Reminds me of the old Cooke and Moore routine.

"Your left leg's good Heather, really good, I got naffin against your left leg at all, trouble is, neither 'ave you"

Sorry, I dunno which she's deficient in.

I'm disappointed; heard much funnier ones.........

now outdated:

What has three legs and lives on a farm?

Paul McCartney and his wife.

even more outdated -

what has 3 legs and eats fish and chips?

Don and Ivy Brennan

You have to be a certain age....

They've got joint custody...Paul taking the knee, Heather gets the ankle