Batty!

A bat flew into my apartment building last night. My sister was visiting and when she left the building, it flung right in her face.

So I called the cops.

So around midnight when I shoulda been sleeping I was stood in the hallyway brandishing a mop with one of our town's finest running around the building with a broom

It was kinda surreal

I remember one flew into my apartment too but that was 2 years ago. Scary scene. I had to call my neighbours to kill the bastard. Happens when you leave your curtains open at night

The Crab! So called because he only ever passed the ball sideways

here's the crab. no wonder Man Yoo won sweet f a .

J.A.K wrote: here's the crab. no wonder Man Yoo won sweet f a .

Aye,Dracula Wilkins has got a bit of Translvania bat in him an all,if you look closely.

Plain Lazy wrote: I remember one flew into my apartment too but that was 2 years ago. Scary scene. I had to call my neighbours to kill the bastard. Happens when you leave your curtains open at night

Been known to jam then when I'm bored and there's no fish...loads of them hurtle round the harbour for the first couple of hours after dusk eating all the insects, you can hear their sonar clear as day cos of all the hard concrete surfaces and water, so I start clicking an electric lighter or make short bursts of white noise with anything I have to hand, if you are lucky, you can make a noise and watch the bat take off at 90degrees to it's course, before catching on its be fooled :D

PS, no point trying it in an area with lots of soft absorbant surfaces, they'll see through it ( or hear through it as the case may be) in a flash, at least I've never managed to bother one in the park at night.

Boatraceface wrote:

J.A.K wrote: here's the crab. no wonder Man Yoo won sweet f a .

Aye,Dracula Wilkins has got a bit of Translvania bat in him an all,if you look closely.

fuck...the picture's upside down. hang on a sec...

Bats aren't all bad.

these new zealand ones are extremely good!

BATI!

Smarra[gold]dona wrote: BATI!

he's upside down too!!

I used to live right next to a park, I loved sitting on the bench after a night out watching all the Bat's swooping about.

I have to say though I can't see the police round here coming to rescue me from bats!?! Prob not even baseball bats....If it's not a stabbing or a shooting then it's not considered serious enough for a 999 call.

J.A.K wrote:

Smarra[gold]dona wrote: BATI!

he's upside down too!!

no he isnt, his hair would be standing up if he was