ASK Shellshocker
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Flaming June wrote:
Shellshocker wrote:
Plain Lazy wrote: Do we look in the photos normally just like other people see us but different than in the mirror, or is it I don't even know what I look like?
You don't know what you look like, since you're used to looking at yourself "backwards" relative to how other people see you. I like to think I'm much better looking from other peoples' perspectives. :)
I understood the t shirt bit ,Shellshocker.But i got a bit lost with Maya's webcam experiment
Um, and you know what you look like from photographs ,surely?
Although even then you are still seeing yourself differently from how the rest of the world sees you,apparantly.Although they reckon in the minute you die one of the things you realise is how the rest of the human race has been seeing you all your life.Or something
First, yeah, you do know what you look like from photographs, which is why most people are never happy with their photos. They're used to seeing themselves in a mirror.
OK, here is the rest of what I had before, which I had gotten rid of cos I figured it was a bit too wordy. Anyway, by popoular demand: One way to start to get a handle on this is to take a piece of paper with your name written on it. Look at it in the mirror and it will be reversed. Now turn it vertically. You will find that the lettering is reversed, but it is not upside down. That should start to give you a clue as to what is going on. Now take your finger and point to the first letter in your name, both on the paper and on the mirror. Notice that there is a one-to-one correspondence -- if the letter appears on the left hand side of the paper from your perspective, it appears on the left hand side of the mirror.
Take a piece of thin, translucent paper and write your name on it. Stand in front of a mirror and hold the paper up so that you can read the paper normally. Now look in the mirror. You are seeing the back of the translucent sheet in the mirror, and the word is not reversed -- it looks completely normal. Now turn the paper over and look at it in the mirror. It is reversed, but so are the letters on the back of the translucent sheet. Note that you turned the paper over -- you reversed it!
Now get out your webcam and get to it! :)
How dare you insult the CHORLEY ORACLES intelect with such daft questions.
Mick - Why are Blackcurrent flavoured lemsips NOT called Blacksips ?
Kind of on the mirror topic.....
Why is it that when some women look in the mirror they see a reflection of themselves from 10-15 years ago??? Is it an eyesight thing??? 
Mutton dressed as lamb scares the heck out of me,
So much so that I have asked some of my most brutally honest friends to do a mutton check on whatever I'm wearing when I go out; In case I have scummed to the freaky place where I can no longer tell.
Can any one explain this to me?
Flaming June wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: who will win the world cup?
GHANA.Or Germany
I hope Ghana do win! It'll make the US look slightly better. :\ohwell:
Minx wrote:
Kind of on the mirror topic.....
Why is it that when some women look in the mirror they see a reflection of themselves from 10-15 years ago??? Is it an eyesight thing???
Mutton dressed as lamb scares the heck out of me,
So much so that I have asked some of my most brutally honest friends to do a mutton check on whatever I'm wearing when I go out; In case I have scummed to the freaky place where I can no longer tell.
Can any one explain this to me?
Do you have one of those funhouse mirrors?
Shellshocker wrote:
Minx wrote:
Kind of on the mirror topic.....
Why is it that when some women look in the mirror they see a reflection of themselves from 10-15 years ago??? Is it an eyesight thing???
Mutton dressed as lamb scares the heck out of me,
So much so that I have asked some of my most brutally honest friends to do a mutton check on whatever I'm wearing when I go out; In case I have scummed to the freaky place where I can no longer tell.
Can any one explain this to me?
Do you have one of those funhouse mirrors?
Nope do you think that when women get to a certain age that's what they do....run out to buy fun house mirrors
That could explain it I suppose
Minx wrote:
Shellshocker wrote:
Minx wrote:
Kind of on the mirror topic.....
Why is it that when some women look in the mirror they see a reflection of themselves from 10-15 years ago??? Is it an eyesight thing???
Mutton dressed as lamb scares the heck out of me,
So much so that I have asked some of my most brutally honest friends to do a mutton check on whatever I'm wearing when I go out; In case I have scummed to the freaky place where I can no longer tell.
Can any one explain this to me?
Do you have one of those funhouse mirrors?
Nope do you think that when women get to a certain age that's what they do....run out to buy fun house mirrors
If you do, just make sure you get the concave kind, not the convex, and you shall always be happy when looking in the mirror. :)
Shellshocker wrote:
Minx wrote:
Shellshocker wrote:
Minx wrote:
Kind of on the mirror topic.....
Why is it that when some women look in the mirror they see a reflection of themselves from 10-15 years ago??? Is it an eyesight thing???
Mutton dressed as lamb scares the heck out of me,
So much so that I have asked some of my most brutally honest friends to do a mutton check on whatever I'm wearing when I go out; In case I have scummed to the freaky place where I can no longer tell.
Can any one explain this to me?
Do you have one of those funhouse mirrors?
Nope do you think that when women get to a certain age that's what they do....run out to buy fun house mirrors
If you do, just make sure you get the concave kind, not the convex, and you shall always be happy when looking in the mirror. :)
This thread should be renamed ask Shellshocker!!!!
Will nooligan ever find true love?
Minx wrote:
Shellshocker wrote:
Minx wrote:
Shellshocker wrote:
Minx wrote:
Kind of on the mirror topic.....
Why is it that when some women look in the mirror they see a reflection of themselves from 10-15 years ago??? Is it an eyesight thing???
Mutton dressed as lamb scares the heck out of me,
So much so that I have asked some of my most brutally honest friends to do a mutton check on whatever I'm wearing when I go out; In case I have scummed to the freaky place where I can no longer tell.
Can any one explain this to me?
Do you have one of those funhouse mirrors?
Nope do you think that when women get to a certain age that's what they do....run out to buy fun house mirrors
If you do, just make sure you get the concave kind, not the convex, and you shall always be happy when looking in the mirror. :)
Will nooligan ever find true love?
Maybe I can make a few extra bucks as a syndicated columnist. As far as I know, there is no requirement to actually know what you're talking about for that job!
Why does my chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight... And I'm gonna ask this one to... number 3 - Shellshocker... 
SHEDi xxx
Leave Me A Gnome wrote: Why does my chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight... And I'm gonna ask this one to... number 3 - Shellshocker...
SHEDi xxx
Cue cilla black
Do do ..do do..de do de do de do.
Minx wrote:
Will nooligan ever find true love?
Or will the police catch him first? 
SHEDi xxx
I approve of the name change especially since that bitch MICK never showed.
Shellshocker: How do magnets work!?
Leave Me A Gnome wrote:
Minx wrote:
Will nooligan ever find true love?
Or will the police catch him first?
SHEDi xxx
easy there. nothing proven in over 15 years.
Leave Me A Gnome wrote: Why does my chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight... And I'm gonna ask this one to... number 3 - Shellshocker...
SHEDi xxx
Because the monsters hiding under your bed secretly replace your gum with their boogers, which happen to look and taste exactly like used chewing gum.
Shellshocker must answer the SACRED question in order to prove himself worthy of this honour.
SHELLSHOCKER:
HOW MANY CALORIES ARE THERE IN A PICKLED ONION?
Only the first answer will be accepted and NO CLUES!!!
ChrissMari wrote:
Shellshocker: How do magnets work!?
The short answer is that in most atoms, there are an equal number of electrons spinning in opposite directions, thus their charges cancel out. In magnetic materials, hoewever, there are more electrons spinning in one direction than in the other, which results in a net magnetic field in one direction or another. The more atoms you have with an electron spinning imbalance, the more stongly magnetic the material is.
A Diamond a Dozen wrote: Shellshocker must answer the SACRED question in order to prove himself worthy of this honour.
SHELLSHOCKER:
HOW MANY CALORIES ARE THERE IN A PICKLED ONION?
Only the first answer will be accepted and NO CLUES!!!
OOOh i know, i know. Pick me Sir...
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
A Diamond a Dozen wrote: Shellshocker must answer the SACRED question in order to prove himself worthy of this honour.
SHELLSHOCKER:
HOW MANY CALORIES ARE THERE IN A PICKLED ONION?
Only the first answer will be accepted and NO CLUES!!!
OOOh i know, i know. Pick me Sir...
And what is the cause of BAD breath?
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
A Diamond a Dozen wrote: Shellshocker must answer the SACRED question in order to prove himself worthy of this honour.
SHELLSHOCKER:
HOW MANY CALORIES ARE THERE IN A PICKLED ONION?
Only the first answer will be accepted and NO CLUES!!!
OOOh i know, i know. Pick me Sir...
Er...um..is this a trick question? Depends on the size of the onions. 
I'll go with 46 calories, though. What do you say, Missy Jem?
I THINK this is a GOOD idea.Cos no one EVER understood my ANSWERS.Least of ALL me.And CHORLEY DON'T SURF the internet for answers.It is KNOWN or NOT KNOWN!
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Screw you guys.
ASK MISSY
It's 11 calories.
And 12 if you like a BIG one!
SHED wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
A Diamond a Dozen wrote: Shellshocker must answer the SACRED question in order to prove himself worthy of this honour.
SHELLSHOCKER:
HOW MANY CALORIES ARE THERE IN A PICKLED ONION?
Only the first answer will be accepted and NO CLUES!!!
OOOh i know, i know. Pick me Sir...
And what is the cause of BAD breath?
MICK!
SHED wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Screw you guys.
ASK MISSY
It's 11 calories.
And 12 if you like a BIG one!
4 for silverskins surely? They're tiny.
ChrissMari wrote:
SHED wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
A Diamond a Dozen wrote: Shellshocker must answer the SACRED question in order to prove himself worthy of this honour.
SHELLSHOCKER:
HOW MANY CALORIES ARE THERE IN A PICKLED ONION?
Only the first answer will be accepted and NO CLUES!!!
OOOh i know, i know. Pick me Sir...
And what is the cause of BAD breath?
MICK!
That's ROCKET to my friends........you can call me ROCKET!
