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Shellshocker wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: Shellshocker must answer the SACRED question in order to prove himself worthy of this honour.

SHELLSHOCKER:

HOW MANY CALORIES ARE THERE IN A PICKLED ONION?

Only the first answer will be accepted and NO CLUES!!!

OOOh i know, i know. Pick me Sir...

Er...um..is this a trick question? Depends on the size of the onions. :wink: I'll go with 46 calories, though. What do you say, Missy Jem?

46??

They're like 5 calories each. Tiny little things.

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Al Jarvis wrote:

SHED wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Screw you guys.

ASK MISSY

It's 11 calories.

And 12 if you like a BIG one!:lol:

4 for silverskins surely? They're tiny.

ASK SHUG:thumb: :laugh:

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SHUG the GREEN ONION:evil4:

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Al Jarvis wrote:

SHED wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Screw you guys.

ASK MISSY

It's 11 calories.

And 12 if you like a BIG one!:lol:

4 for silverskins surely? They're tiny.

Google reveals the answer to be 4 :D http://www.weightlossforall.com/calories-salad.htm you win

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Will you all stop debating please. My word is final.

11 Calories.

Next question please...

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[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Will you all stop debating please. My word is final.

11 Calories.

Next question please...

Yeah, no mass-debating on NOOL please... :ignore:

SHEDi xxx

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Hey, what can I say? I have big onions. :lol:

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Shellshocker wrote: Hey, what can I say? I have big onions. :lol:

Make ALL the girls CRY?:hat:

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...and Victoria Beckham has BUNIONS.

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[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: ...and Victoria Beckham has BUNIONS.

I didn't know she'd dropped another sprog... :eek:

SHEDi xxx

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It was never called Ask Mike - Mike knows nothing.

Rocket Mick is the Chorley Oracle :nod:

EDIT: But you've obviously realised that and deleted your post :laugh:

Have you done your homework yet?

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A Diamond a Dozen wrote: It was never called Ask Mike - Mike knows nothing.

Rocket Mick is the Chorley Oracle :nod:

EDIT: But you've obviously realised that and deleted your post :laugh:

Have you done your homework yet?

Damn you caught me....lol

:read: Me I'm so blond I know nothing.....:laugh: Will ask my fella about the pick slide when he gets here in an hour or so He's the guitar expert...I'm more a guitarists expert/groupie/roadie I know a fair bit from all the years of listening to them but not enough to help here.

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Shellshocker wrote:

Plain Lazy wrote: Do we look in the photos normally just like other people see us but different than in the mirror, or is it I don't even know what I look like? :laugh:

You don't know what you look like, since you're used to looking at yourself "backwards" relative to how other people see you. I like to think I'm much better looking from other peoples' perspectives. :)

Sorry to drag up this old post, but it reminded me, I have never seen myself. if I take my glasses off and look in the mirror, either the image is a blur, or if I strain to focus, I turn my eye in like a spastic.

(by the by, i will never forget the first time I seen a video of myself playing in a band, and seen my own arse on video for the first time..."explains a lot" I thought)

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Ask MISSY eh?

The bendy bit half way down your arm, is your.... A. Arse B. Elbow :evil4:

Oh you are all wrong, or blind...it's KILOcalories.

So 11 wouldin fact be 11,000

(and yes, I do point that out to food neurotics all the time...."hey there's 25000 calories in that" :evil4: )

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Doctor? wrote:

Shellshocker wrote:

Plain Lazy wrote: Do we look in the photos normally just like other people see us but different than in the mirror, or is it I don't even know what I look like? :laugh:

You don't know what you look like, since you're used to looking at yourself "backwards" relative to how other people see you. I like to think I'm much better looking from other peoples' perspectives. :)

Sorry to drag up this old post, but it reminded me, I have never seen myself. if I take my glasses off and look in the mirror, either the image is a blur, or if I strain to focus, I turn my eye in like a spastic.

(by the by, i will never forget the first time I seen a video of myself playing in a band, and seen my own arse on video for the first time..."explains a lot" I thought)

Since you've never seen yourself in the mirror, you must be happy with your photos then!

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Doctor? wrote: Ask MISSY eh?

The bendy bit half way down your arm, is your.... A. Arse B. Elbow :evil4:

Oh you are all wrong, or blind...it's KILOcalories.

So 11 wouldin fact be 11,000

(and yes, I do point that out to food neurotics all the time...."hey there's 25000 calories in that" :evil4: )

:abovelol: True, but if you told people an onion had 11,000 calories, everyone would be starving themselves!

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Shellshocker wrote:

Since you've never seen yourself in the mirror, you must be happy with your photos then!

you think i have ever let someone take a picture of me with my goggles off? LOL no way :D

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A Diamond a Dozen wrote: He slides the pick in his picking finger along the string in from the bottom towards the top nut. The result is a note that starts high and falls towards the open note.

He normally does it on Temptation.

do you need to know how barney does that specific pick slide or some thing more general cos i don't think my fella is up for me drooling over barney in order to do research....happy to help if it's more general though. get back to me asap cos we are heading out later. hugs minx

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SHED wrote: SHUG the GREEN ONION:evil4:

That would make you a RED ONION then, no?

:nuts: :D

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