Royal Ascot Ladies Day — Forum Archive

22 Jun 2006, 13:13

Anybody had any winners today?

I backed in all the races but only had Sir Gerrard, won at 9-2. Broke even.

Anybody else bother?

22 Jun 2006, 13:23

Uhoomagoo 25/1!

22 Jun 2006, 13:23

No, can't be arsed, a can't be doing with all those too rich daft southern biatches looking like Pea(cocks).

Stylish my arse - they wanna try Primark :D

22 Jun 2006, 13:32

Andrew Sayer wrote: No, can't be arsed, a can't be doing with all those too rich daft southern biatches looking like Pea(cocks).

Stylish my arse - they wanna try Primark :D

Have you seen the queues??????

Don't get that in 'Sonique'. :laugh:

22 Jun 2006, 13:33

Every year i take the day off my normal job and go work at this Country pub on Ladies Day. They close the restaurant for the day, have a 4-course meal, big screen racing and private bookie in the building.

Believe me, these women go to town (definitely not Primark). They're all married to Doctors/Dentists/Millionaires. I love seeing what they wear, especially when you think it's just a restaurant in the country and no paparazzi in sight.

Lancashire Life come and photograph it every year. It's a good day, even when working. I arrived for my shift at 11.30 this morning and got a huge glass of Pimms thrust into my hand. As the women sat to dine i returned to the main bar where i was treated to many drinks. I fully expected to be bladdered by now, but i'm full of a cold, so am back home. :(

22 Jun 2006, 13:35

No one can get bladdered on Pimms! It's 3/4 full of fruit and mint! :laugh:

22 Jun 2006, 13:39

Hiya Wino,

Not when you are good friends with the Restaurant Manager, we always have a slightly different ratio in our drinks!

Good call with the 25/1!!

22 Jun 2006, 13:41

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Hiya Wino,

Not when you are good friends with the Restaurant Manager, we always have a slightly different ratio in our drinks!

Good call with the 25/1!!

No mint then?? :laugh:

Yep the 25/1 slightly, but only slightly, makes up for missing the 'real' thing Tuesday. Gutted. And I'm not from darn sarf either.........so I wasn't going dressed as a Pea(cock). :evil4:

22 Jun 2006, 13:52

Andrew Sayer wrote:

Stylish my arse - they wanna try Primark :D

:evil4: :evil4:

22 Jun 2006, 14:03

Wino wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Hiya Wino,

Not when you are good friends with the Restaurant Manager, we always have a slightly different ratio in our drinks!

Good call with the 25/1!!

No mint then??

Yep the 25/1 slightly, but only slightly, makes up for missing the 'real' thing Tuesday. Gutted. And I'm not from darn sarf either.........so I wasn't going dressed as a Pea(cock).

I've been sayin to my mates for ages, i'd love to turn up at Ascot dressed as a carrot or something, the fashion critics would probably be so scared of being critical, i'd win the car!

22 Jun 2006, 14:05

You'd probably get a ride in one.

A white one with a blue light on top :laugh:

22 Jun 2006, 14:06

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: I've been sayin to my mates for ages, i'd love to turn up at Ascot dressed as a [orange][orange]carrot[/orange][/orange] or something

Is that why you're orange?! You're in training? :eek3:

22 Jun 2006, 14:07

It's called LADIES day to keep the likes of Jem out anyway surely :evil4:

22 Jun 2006, 14:08

Al Jarvis wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: I've been sayin to my mates for ages, i'd love to turn up at Ascot dressed as a [orange][orange]carrot[/orange][/orange] or something

Is that why you're orange?! You're in training?

i thought "get yerself a green wig mate, yer there", but was smart enough not to post it.

Oh....shit!

22 Jun 2006, 14:10

Beautiful plumage though, guvnah.

Oh no, that's parrot, isn't it.

22 Jun 2006, 14:10

I know! Let's play a game, i'll say something and you all tear me to pieces.

Bastards!!

22 Jun 2006, 14:11

cock-a-doodle-dooooooooo!

22 Jun 2006, 14:12

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: I know! Let's play a game, i'll say something and you all tear me to pieces.

Bastards!!

I would say "awwww poor ickle Jemmy" and give you a hug, but it would mean exposing my neck :evil4:

PS, if it cheers yer up any, u know we're only doin it cos none of us won shite all.

PPS, I owe you for your blasphemy Re: Tom

22 Jun 2006, 14:12

Oh no.......got it wrong; that's a cock isn't it?

22 Jun 2006, 14:12

By the way Al, i'm not orange, i'm a light tan colour. It's just in comparison to your PINK legs. Although i'm sure your legs will be getting ever darker as the summer passes, you'll be keen to show off your tattoo now won't you?

PS: Did you shave the rest of your leg to match?

22 Jun 2006, 14:14

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: By the way Al, i'm not orange, i'm a light tan colour. It's just in comparison to your BLUE legs. Although i'm sure your legs will be getting ever darker as the summer passes, you'll be keen to show off your tattoo now won't you?

PS: Did you shave the rest of your leg to match?

Waxing's far more fun!

22 Jun 2006, 14:23

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: By the way Al, i'm not orange, i'm a light tan colour. It's just in comparison to your BLUE legs. Although i'm sure your legs will be getting ever darker as the summer passes, you'll be keen to show off your tattoo now won't you?

PS: Did you shave the rest of your leg to match?

Tan?

Gerine? :shades:

I've been called many things in my life, dear, but I'm certainly not BLUE. You'll be telling me I'm blonde next. If you're gonna crack yarns at least attempt something with a grain of truth which you can build on.

And the tattoo finally came off in the wash on Tuesday. Had to take a scalpel to the fcuker eventually but it's gone now.

22 Jun 2006, 14:28

Gutted - Mike :cry:

22 Jun 2006, 14:36

Don't worry, i used permanent marker, a brillo pad ain't getting mine off. Plus i never wash.

23 Jun 2006, 01:09

Wino wrote: Uhoomagoo 25/1!

This is a horse I have backed countless times,and had win @7's but not yesterday @25's!! :angry: Usually comes from off the pace with a fast finish,don't it? Did'nt see the race yesterday,but I would have said its out of its depth at Royal Ascot,so obviously I know bog all..Or more likely the trainer is a fiddling bastard whose saved it for this race!

Well done Wino a 25/1 shot is great picking by anyones standards,especially at Ascot

23 Jun 2006, 08:02

Boatraceface wrote:

Wino wrote: Uhoomagoo 25/1!

This is a horse I have backed countless times,and had win @7's but not yesterday @25's!! Usually comes from off the pace with a fast finish,don't it? Did'nt see the race yesterday,but I would have said its out of its depth at Royal Ascot,so obviously I know bog all..Or more likely the trainer is a fiddling bastard whose saved it for this race!

Well done Wino a 25/1 shot is great picking by anyones standards,especially BY A BIRD

Sexist b*stard. :nono:

23 Jun 2006, 08:16

'Blue Monday' coming up in the 4.25!

Wish me look (doesn't look good.....but you have to show willing!)

23 Jun 2006, 08:22

pass us that lighter please someone.

24 Jun 2006, 00:35

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Wino wrote: Uhoomagoo 25/1!

This is a horse I have backed countless times,and had win @7's but not yesterday @25's!! Usually comes from off the pace with a fast finish,don't it? Did'nt see the race yesterday,but I would have said its out of its depth at Royal Ascot,so obviously I know bog all..Or more likely the trainer is a fiddling bastard whose saved it for this race!

Well done Wino a 25/1 shot is great picking by anyones standards,especially BY A BIRD

Sexist b*stard.

Bloody ell Jem... what a horrible accusation!butchering my posts aswell...I do have feelings you know! :eek3:

Anyway,stick kettle on and stop being a handful! :laugh:

24 Jun 2006, 01:30

Wino wrote: 'Blue Monday' coming up in the 4.25!

Wish me look (doesn't look good.....but you have to show willing!)

Hope you went each way! 15/2 3rd