Kevin Federline, YO!!!!!

Beat him up.

Great fun, this.

Hilarious!

a dream come true.....

this is absolutely class!

I knew there must be a really relevant and meaningful use for the Internet!

SHEDi xxx

Kevin Federline keeps asking to be on my myspace friends list.. or whatever you call it

I did it for the lulz

throw that weasel faced arsehole to the Lions!

Hilarious! Love when Britney does the white trash thing and tries to throw down (with her baby in her arms, no less!)...hearing her cry somehow made my day even better!

Plus the immortal "Finish Him" :violent2: Class!

Thanks, it was a nice break from doing work this morning, especially since I'm the only one here in the office right now

Psy

i didn't do much damage to k-fed, but i sure kicked britney's ass!

J.A.K wrote: throw that weasel faced arsehole to the Lions!

To Millwall fans?

Bit harsh isn't it?

I didn't click on the link. Please, I don't want to hear anything about Kevin Federline! Teen pop princesses and their lives suck!

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I didn't click on the link.

Jesus Christ, it's a game where you get to beat him up.

Try it!!!

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I didn't click on the link. Please, I don't want to hear anything about Kevin Federline! Teen pop princesses and their lives suck!

You are so shit!

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I didn't click on the link. Please, I don't want to hear anything about Kevin Federline! Teen pop princesses and their lives suck!

You are so shit!

Please. I'm not going to click on the link. Only through Comrade did I find out that it was a game. And don't you dare call me shit! I'm worth so much more than having to hear Britney Spears news. Instead of hearing it in one ear and letting out from the other, I'm definitely going to scream or barf. This is just too painful. To make things worse, the textbook for my intro to rock class mentions Spears. SHE IS NOT ROCK AND ROLL PEOPLE!!!!! Get it right.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Please. I'm not going to click on the link. Only through Comrade did I find out that it was a game. And don't you dare call me shit! I'm worth so much more than having to hear Britney Spears news. Instead of hearing it in one ear and letting out from the other, I'm definitely going to scream or barf. This is just too painful. To make things worse, the textbook for my intro to rock class mentions Spears. SHE IS NOT ROCK AND ROLL PEOPLE!!!!! Get it right.

Translation please?

Christopher Owens wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Please. I'm not going to click on the link. Only through Comrade did I find out that it was a game. And don't you dare call me shit! I'm worth so much more than having to hear Britney Spears news. Instead of hearing it in one ear and letting out from the other, I'm definitely going to scream or barf. This is just too painful. To make things worse, the textbook for my intro to rock class mentions Spears. SHE IS NOT ROCK AND ROLL PEOPLE!!!!! Get it right.

Translation please?

OK, here's the translation.

When I first saw this, I thought that it was something about K-fed being a rapper. I am tired of hearing the news between him and Spears. Comrade straightened me out that the link is actually a game, not some news site.

I'm taking an intro to rock class now. The book I'm using mentions Britney Spears at the end. She's not rock and roll; she's a lame pop princess who rehashes memories of junior high when other girls don't know any good music. Thank God I have musical taste.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: OK, here's the translation.

When I first saw this, I thought that it was something about K-fed being a rapper. I am tired of hearing the news between him and Spears. Comrade straightened me out that the link is actually a game, not some news site.

I'm taking an intro to rock class now. The book I'm using mentions Britney Spears at the end. She's not rock and roll; she's a lame pop princess who rehashes memories of junior high when other girls don't know any good music. Thank God I have musical taste.

But there was no need for that hysterical reaction, and if you'd read my post, you'd have seen it was a game.

Do pay attention, 007.

I'm still not going to click on it. And I'm not good enough to be 007 or a Bond girl. Even I will drive James nuts with my aloofness.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm still not going to click on it. And I'm not good enough to be 007 or a Bond girl. Even I will drive James nuts with my aloofness.

Aloofness in this case would not be posting, not posting saying that you are aloof.

Christopher Owens wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm still not going to click on it. And I'm not good enough to be 007 or a Bond girl. Even I will drive James nuts with my aloofness.

Aloofness in this case would not be posting, not posting saying that you are aloof.

OK, read the King of Sheds thread. I just hate it when people get on my case about how I respond humor. Look, I can laugh with people I know, but in cyberspace, it's difficult. I'm not going to click on the stupid link, still. :D

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: OK, read the King of Sheds thread. I just hate it when people get on my case about how I respond humor. Look, I can laugh with people I know, but in cyberspace, it's difficult. I'm not going to click on the stupid link, still. :D

Why are you being narrow minded and bigoted?

I'm not bigoted. I just can't stand teen idol type of music. It is a bane of my existence in this generation. I don't give a hoot about Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, emo, etc. unlike some of my uni friends. American Idol bites because pop is being imitated all the time. In other words, when my rock book says that Britney and Christina have reinvented themselves, that's crock in my opinion. They are just Madonna wannabe's who use the excuse "Madonna is my prime influence."

.....

Minx wrote: .....

Thank you.

So because of your prejudice, you refuse to click on the link?!

Disgraceful.

I thought you were open minded.

VIVA New Order, Joy Division, and Warsaw!

Unfortunately, my friends have never heard of them.

Emo crazed girlfriends: "Oh, Fall Out Boy's of LWTUA rox my sox. Do you want to listen to Sugar, We're Going Down?"

Me: "Fall Out Boy sucks. And what they did to LWTUA is a sin!"

Them:"They're so much better than that robot singing!"

Me: "Ian Curtis is no robot! He's a genius!"

Them:"Genius of s---"

A brawl will eventually result.

Emo girls vs. The Yank infused with music from Manc.

You haven't answered my question.

Christopher Owens wrote:

Minx wrote: .....

Thank you.

So because of your prejudice, you refuse to click on the link?!

Disgraceful.

I thought you were open minded.

Not when you talk about K-Fed and Britney. They have to go to a news show, defending their marriage. Britney Spears crying is pathetic. I don't identify with Britney Spears with the corny pop tunes. Plus, I'm not Britney Spears. I have to suffer one Madonna wannabe to another, along with the people on American Idol. American Idol also sucks.

People, make some good music just for once! Then again, you don't know how.

So you are prejudiced, and refuse to play a game where you get to beat Britney and K Fed up?

No sense of humour.

Christopher Owens wrote: You haven't answered my question.

I answered your question. Look above.

OK, should I click on the link to vent my hatred for girly-girl music?

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

Minx wrote: .....

Thank you.

So because of your prejudice, you refuse to click on the link?!

Disgraceful.

I thought you were open minded.

Not when you talk about K-Fed and Britney. They have to go to a news show, defending their marriage. Britney Spears crying is pathetic. I don't identify with Britney Spears with the corny pop tunes. Plus, I'm not Britney Spears. I have to suffer one Madonna wannabe to another, along with the people on American Idol. American Idol also sucks.

Well I'm confused...There I was thinking Britney's posting alot today... ....Hmmm

What I meant was, I'm not going to be part of her target audience. I shall defy the stereotype and defend my bands.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: What I meant was, I'm not going to be part of her target audience. I shall defy the stereotype and defend my bands.

Why do I think of Bono circa 1987 when I read that?

And yes, click on the link.

OK, seriously, who wants me to click on the link. I bet I can beat K-fed, Britney, and the baby. Note: I would not do this in real life, but I hate the couple. And I feel sorry for their children.

JUST FUCKING CLICK ON IT. I DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD DO IN REAL LIFE.

Are you Bono disguised as a girl?

I shall to finally vent my anger on my antitheses.

OK, I knocked his head off with the blood spurting. This is how I feel about Teen Music!!!!

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: OK, I knocked his head off with the blood spurting. This is how I feel about Teen Music!!!!

FFS, Coz, all I could manage was to tear the flesh off his face!

Dude, all you do is keep clicking on the left mouse button. It was hard, but I accomplished the task on my first try.

I'm still a virgin you dumb---!!!!!!!!!!

What, are you surprised that I'm abstinent at my age. I'm not like some college girls that you have seen on Girls Gone Wild, you know? Then again, that's all you watch. Even if you say no, it seems like it.

[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: It was hard, but I accomplished the task on my first try.

kind of like when you lost your virginity, eh?

Jeff, I must say you're on fine form this evening

He's the baaaaaaaaaaad moderator

Seconded.

Please stop this nonsense. Kevin is a great father and he isn't living in the basement. I don't understand why you guys are against love.

B. Spears

I'm not Lori. Go get a yearbook to jog your memory.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm not Lori. Go get a yearbook to jog your memory.

He said you remind him of her. Not that you are.

ghost rider wrote: Please stop this nonsense. Kevin is a great father and he isn't living in the basement. I don't understand why you guys are against love.

B. Spears

Screw her! I don't listen to her crap. She and Blunt make a good couple. Their songs make my ears bleed.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm not Lori. Go get a yearbook to jog your memory.

You're not Lori you're insane.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

ghost rider wrote: Please stop this nonsense. Kevin is a great father and he isn't living in the basement. I don't understand why you guys are against love.

B. Spears

Screw her! I don't listen to her crap. She and Blunt make a good couple. Their songs make my ears bleed.

But don't mess with our marriage, we're just regular country folk.

B. Spears

I'm not s---! Why don't you do it and have Spears commit bigamy, Jeff.

ghost rider wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

ghost rider wrote: Please stop this nonsense. Kevin is a great father and he isn't living in the basement. I don't understand why you guys are against love.

B. Spears

Screw her! I don't listen to her crap. She and Blunt make a good couple. Their songs make my ears bleed.

But don't mess with our marriage, we're just regular country folk.

B. Spears

Oh and I know how country folk are! Birds of a feather flock together.

We'll at least our first interaction wasn't cyber sex.

B.Spears

I'm too good to say that Jeff! When were in a pub, watch out!

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm too good to say that Jeff! When were in a pub, watch out!

You're not gonna ask me to rub your beaver, are you?

ghost rider wrote: We'll at least our first interaction wasn't cyber sex.

B.Spears

Jon, your interview is ridiculous. Did you know that they didn't air one of the Stanley Cup Final Games because of that rerun? Hurricanes won the Cup, Spears barfs in one.

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm too good to say that Jeff! When were in a pub, watch out!

You're not gonna ask me to wear my dress, are you?

Jeff, is that your secret?

My Name Is John Barnes wrote: Well, once all of you learn to shave me, we'll get along just fine!

:D OK, bets anyone?

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote: Well, once all of you learn to shave me, we'll get along just fine!

WOOOOO Yeah then you can be shaved like me!

ghost rider wrote: We'll at least our first interaction wasn't sex with Justin Timberlake.

B.Spears

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote: Well, once all of you learn to shave me, we'll get along just fine!

WOOOOO Yeah then you can be shaved like me!

Someday, you will be old enough to shave Jack!

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

ghost rider wrote: We'll at least our first interaction wasn't sex with Justin Timberlake.

B.Spears

I had sex with Timberlake it was great. He really knows how to pleasure a lady.

Too bad his music SUCKS.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Someday, you will be old enough to shave Jack!

But he's 53. Old enough, I'm sure.

Are you jealous because your beard puts people off?

[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote: I was just wondering Cozzie, do you need any help digging this particular hole or are you fine as you are?

To misquote you Ally, this will get messy.

I heard there's nothing Cozzie won't do.

Comrade told me.

Christopher Owens wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Someday, you will be old enough to shave Jack!

But he's 53. Old enough, I'm sure.

Are you jealous because your beard puts people off?

Even Flow wrote: I heard there's nothing Cozzie won't do.

Comrade told me.

Is that why she has no dignity?

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

all it takes is a couple of glasses of champagne...or water

Or diluted orange juice..

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm too good to say that Jeff! When were in a pub, watch out!

You're not gonna ask me to wear my dress, are you?

Jeff, is that your secret?

you say that like there's something wrong with men wearing dresses...

I LOVE a man that will drag up...... All my bf's have been too sensible to do it though.

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

her beard, good God, young man, the beaver is bare...no bearded clams in Cozzie's underpants...

But the one on her face needs a razor taken to it...

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Someday, you will be old enough to shave Jack!

But he's 53. Old enough, I'm sure.

Are you jealous because your beard puts people off?

her beard, good God, young man, the beaver is bare...no bearded clams in Cozzie's underpants...

I guess it's not just Comrade then...

Minx wrote:

I LOVE a man that will drag up...... All my bf's have been too sensible to do it though.

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

Minx wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm too good to say that Jeff! When were in a pub, watch out!

You're not gonna ask me to wear my dress, are you?

Jeff, is that your secret?

you say that like there's something wrong with men wearing dresses...

I LOVE a man that will drag up...... All my bf's have been too sensible to do it though.

anything for YOU dear!

Minx and John Barnes, sitting in a tree...

No, let me remix that with WIM! That's the way we do in the States.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Minx and John Barnes, sitting in a tree...

No, let me remix that with WIM! That's the way we do in the States.

Weak, weak.

Are you jealous because noone will sit in a tree with you?

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Someday, you will be old enough to shave Jack!

But he's 53. Old enough, I'm sure.

Are you jealous because your beard puts people off?

her beard, good God, young man, the beaver is bare...no bearded clams in Cozzie's underpants...

Actually I think she managed to tell us she wasn't shaved....Not that I can think of any reason why I would have noticed that!

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

you know you would wear her boots!!!

or would you???

If she wore my AC/DC tshirt yes.

Even flow said:

I heard there is everything I can't do.

Comrade told me.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Even flow said:

I heard there is everything I can't do.

Comrade told me.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

I heard there is everything I can't do.

Hmmm.........

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Even flow said:

I heard there is everything I can't do.

Comrade told me.

Jack, there is a productive way to cope with your sexual inadequacy.

LOL yeah I imagine that's a date in the chatroom with you.

Christopher Owens wrote:

Christopher Ownens wrote:

I heard there is everything I can't do.

Hmmm......... Who's got Dr. Ruth's number?

She's almost as crap as Liam at arguing.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

Christopher Ownens wrote:

I heard there is everything I can't do.

Hmmm......... Who's got Dr. Ruth's number?

Spell my name right in future.

Christopher Owens wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

you know you would wear her boots!!!

or would you???

If she wore my AC/DC tshirt yes.

Interesting.....

Even Flow wrote: She's almost as crap as Liam at arguing.

Word, Jack.

Even Flow wrote: LOL yeah I imagine that's a date in the chatroom with you.

Sorry, I'm taken. :D

Christopher Owens wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

Christopher Ownens wrote:

I heard there is everything I can't do.

Hmmm......... Who's got Dr. Ruth's number?

Spell my name right in future.

Damn, just as when I got on a roll.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Jack, there is a productive way to cope with your sexual inadequacy.

By talking to someone like you, who is sexually inadequate.

Nice idea.

Christopher Owens wrote:

Even Flow wrote: I'm almost as crap as a eunuch at Cozzie's field of expertise.

Word, Jack.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Even Flow wrote: LOL yeah I imagine that's a date in the chatroom with you.

Sorry, I'm taken. :D

Thank God. :)

You in there all night with Comrade then? I don't think I will be as I'm off to visit my REAL girlfriend...

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Even Flow wrote: LOL yeah I imagine that's a date in the chatroom with you.

Sorry, I'm taken. :D

Christopher Owens wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Jack, there is a productive way to cope with your sexual inadequacy.

By talking to someone like me, who is sexually inadequate.

Nice idea.

Ahhhhh can we all agree that the altering what other people say is completely DEAD now? Cozzie you killed it.

Christopher Owens wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Jack, there is a productive way to cope with your sexual inadequacy. Talk to me. I WANT IT. I'M DESPERATE FOR IT!!!!!! I'VE NEVER HAD IT BEFORE!!!!!!

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

Minx wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm too good to say that Jeff! When were in a pub, watch out!

You're not gonna ask me to wear my dress, are you?

Jeff, is that your secret?

you say that like there's something wrong with men wearing dresses...

I LOVE a man that will drag up...... All my bf's have been too sensible to do it though.

anything for YOU dear!

Also interesting

You fucked the thread Cozzie.

No need to be that desperate.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

Christopher Ownens wrote:

I heard there is everything I can't do.

Hmmm......... Who's got Dr. Ruth's number?

Spell my name right in future.

Damn, just as when I got on a roll.

When....How DID I miss that

Edit to those who may be slightly confused(bless)...this is sarcasm

:)

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

Even Flow wrote: She's almost as crap as Liam at arguing.

and an even crappier shag than Liam would be...

To make a comment such as that, one has to assume that you actually thought about what sort of a shag he is in the first place. Scary :o

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Even Flow wrote: LOL yeah I imagine that's a date in the chatroom with you.

Sorry, I'm taken. :D

taken where? you're still here.

Ron, at least you understand perfectly well what that quote means. I mean, you accepted my relationship unlike the others. :)