[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Minx and John Barnes, sitting in a tree...
No, let me remix that with WIM! That's the way we do in the States.
Weak, weak.
Are you jealous because noone will sit in a tree with you?
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My Name Is John Barnes wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Someday, you will be old enough to shave Jack!
But he's 53. Old enough, I'm sure.
Are you jealous because your beard puts people off?
her beard, good God, young man, the beaver is bare...no bearded clams in Cozzie's underpants...
Actually I think she managed to tell us she wasn't shaved....Not that I can think of any reason why I would have noticed that! 
My Name Is John Barnes wrote:
you know you would wear her boots!!!
or would you???
If she wore my AC/DC tshirt yes.
Minx wrote:
My Name Is John Barnes wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Someday, you will be old enough to shave Jack!
But he's 53. Old enough, I'm sure.
Are you jealous because your beard puts people off?
her beard, good God, young man, the beaver is bare...no bearded clams in Cozzie's underpants...
Actually I think she managed to tell us she wasn't shaved....Not that I can think of any reason why I would have noticed that!
ewwwww...so now you are telling me it looks like she's got Don King in a leag lock when she takes her knickers off???
Terrible fucking mental image, I'm about to puncture my eyeballs...
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Even flow said:
I heard there is everything I can't do.
Comrade told me.
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
I heard there is everything I can't do.
Hmmm.........
Even Flow wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Even flow said:
I heard there is everything I can't do.
Comrade told me.
Jack, there is a productive way to cope with your sexual inadequacy.
Christopher Owens wrote:
Christopher Ownens wrote:
I heard there is everything I can't do.
Hmmm......... Who's got Dr. Ruth's number?
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote:
Christopher Ownens wrote:
I heard there is everything I can't do.
Hmmm......... Who's got Dr. Ruth's number?
Spell my name right in future.
Christopher Owens wrote:
My Name Is John Barnes wrote:
you know you would wear her boots!!!
or would you???
If she wore my AC/DC tshirt yes.
Interesting.....
Even Flow wrote: LOL yeah I imagine that's a date in the chatroom with you.
Sorry, I'm taken. :D
Even Flow wrote: She's almost as crap as Liam at arguing.
and an even crappier shag than Liam would be...
Christopher Owens wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote:
Christopher Ownens wrote:
I heard there is everything I can't do.
Hmmm......... Who's got Dr. Ruth's number?
Spell my name right in future.
Damn, just as when I got on a roll.
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Jack, there is a productive way to cope with your sexual inadequacy.
By talking to someone like you, who is sexually inadequate.
Nice idea.
Christopher Owens wrote:
Even Flow wrote: I'm almost as crap as a eunuch at Cozzie's field of expertise.
Word, Jack.
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Even Flow wrote: LOL yeah I imagine that's a date in the chatroom with you.
Sorry, I'm taken. :D
Thank God. :)
You in there all night with Comrade then? I don't think I will be as I'm off to visit my REAL girlfriend...
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Even Flow wrote: LOL yeah I imagine that's a date in the chatroom with you.
Sorry, I'm taken. :D
Christopher Owens wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Jack, there is a productive way to cope with your sexual inadequacy.
By talking to someone like me, who is sexually inadequate.
Nice idea.
Ahhhhh can we all agree that the altering what other people say is completely DEAD now? Cozzie you killed it.
Christopher Owens wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Jack, there is a productive way to cope with your sexual inadequacy. Talk to me. I WANT IT. I'M DESPERATE FOR IT!!!!!! I'VE NEVER HAD IT BEFORE!!!!!!
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Even Flow wrote: LOL yeah I imagine that's a date in the chatroom with you.
Sorry, all my holes are taken. :D
you are such a nasty girl!!!
My Name Is John Barnes wrote:
Minx wrote:
My Name Is John Barnes wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
My Name Is John Barnes wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm too good to say that Jeff! When were in a pub, watch out!
You're not gonna ask me to wear my dress, are you?
Jeff, is that your secret?
you say that like there's something wrong with men wearing dresses...
I LOVE a man that will drag up...... All my bf's have been too sensible to do it though.
anything for YOU dear!
Also interesting
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote:
Christopher Ownens wrote:
I heard there is everything I can't do.
Hmmm......... Who's got Dr. Ruth's number?
Spell my name right in future.
Damn, just as when I got on a roll.
When....How DID I miss that
Edit to those who may be slightly confused(bless)...this is sarcasm
My Name Is John Barnes wrote:
Even Flow wrote: She's almost as crap as Liam at arguing.
and an even crappier shag than Liam would be...
To make a comment such as that, one has to assume that you actually thought about what sort of a shag he is in the first place. Scary :o
