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Me Nikulás the Fearsome

Your Viking Personality: You are the quintessential Viking. You are the reason civilized nations tremble in fear. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush down the front in an Hawaiian Shirt. If the sight of your shirt isn't enough to disable the enemy, your Microphone certainly will be.

You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect, though in your case their respect is tinged with fear.

You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. The only people who trust you completely are the ones who've never met you.

P.S. Like a true Viking you have no time for the Cure , Depeche Mode, or anyone who wears leather trousers :viking:

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And where do I find out? :\ohwell:

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Er, Al Jarvis. :shrug:

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Móeiðr Sheeptipper :yawn:

The tougher Vikings might let you on the boat, but generally only when they need ballast. You're not a belligerent person by nature, which is unfortunate if you want to be a Viking. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.

If you ever tried to make a voyage in a Viking longboat, you would die. Either from seasickness, or from your shipmates throwing you overboard into shark-infested waters. Other Vikings would consider you "one of the guys" if you were a guy. (But even though you're a woman, they still think you're all right.)

You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. Due to your gregariousness, you don't strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.

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Sigurðr the Fearsome

Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".

You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. The only people who trust you completely are the ones who've never met you.

:lol: :clap: :lol:

That'll do me.

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Noname Quicklegs

might come in handy all things considered.

EDIT: Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle -- unfortunately, you're not terribly good at it. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.

You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

People tend to treat you like a doormat, generally because they know they can get away with it. Due to your gregariousness, you don't strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.

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Jón Madhorse Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

You would have a very tough time making a long sea voyage in a Viking longboat. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.

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Hilde.

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Plain Lazy wrote: Móeiðr Sheeptipper :yawn:

The tougher Vikings might let you on the boat, but generally only when they need ballast. You're not a belligerent person by nature, which is unfortunate if you want to be a Viking. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.

If you ever tried to make a voyage in a Viking longboat, you would die. Either from seasickness, or from your shipmates throwing you overboard into shark-infested waters. Other Vikings would consider you "one of the guys" if you were a guy. (But even though you're a woman, they still think you're all right.)

You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. Due to your gregariousness, you don't strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.

You lied on yours then? :D

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Doctor? wrote:

Plain Lazy wrote: Móeiðr Sheeptipper :yawn:

The tougher Vikings might let you on the boat, but generally only when they need ballast. You're not a belligerent person by nature, which is unfortunate if you want to be a Viking. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.

If you ever tried to make a voyage in a Viking longboat, you would die. Either from seasickness, or from your shipmates throwing you overboard into shark-infested waters. Other Vikings would consider you "one of the guys" if you were a guy. (But even though you're a woman, they still think you're all right.)

You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. Due to your gregariousness, you don't strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.

You lied on yours then? :D

Hush.... I think it's cause of that vegetarian part :lol:

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Katla Foeflattener

You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You're not a belligerent person by nature, which is unfortunate if you want to be a Viking. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.

You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

You consider yourself to be better than a lot of people. Although you might not know it, the people you despise laugh at you when they see you sucking up to your superiors. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.

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Barneos Angelicos!!!!!! :eek:

Must get that Vikings tat done asap. :wink:

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John Sludden wrote: Barneos Angelicos!!!!!! :eek:

Must get that Vikings tat done asap. :wink:

:clap: Plenty of time until the Liverpool gig :uhoh:

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Konáll Oakenhound

"You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around."

WOOOHooo! - I'm SANE:confused2:

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ronald already is a viking (teutonic anyway) name.

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Your Viking Name is... Jófreiðr Foesmasher

Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser men. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.

You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.

That's what they ALL say!!!

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Rúnólfr Bonemangler Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle -- unfortunately, you're not terribly good at it. You're not a very fearsome fighter; in fact, you'd probably bleed to death if a sword hit your shadow.

You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.

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Your Viking Name is... Rauðúlfr Sheeptipper

Your Viking Personality: The tougher Vikings might let you on the boat, but generally only when they need ballast. You have a thirst for battle -- unfortunately, you're not terribly good at it. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.

If you ever tried to make a voyage in a Viking longboat, you would die. Either from seasickness, or from your shipmates throwing you overboard into shark-infested waters. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other Vikings would be calling you "tree-hugging hippie peacenik" if the phrase had been invented.

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That can't be right. :D

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Há1fr Shieldsmasher Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser men. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.

A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".

You consider yourself to be better than a lot of people. Although you might not know it, the people you despise laugh at you when they see you sucking up to your superiors. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.

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I am...... Móeiðr Oakenhound (Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Móeiðr Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Especially as he was a tax man Right.) Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking,:chainsaw: but you aren't completely uncivilized.:brow: The other Vikings make fun of you for that. Both your friends and your enemies think you're a little weird.:flowerhead: As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. :idea: If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, :blush: your sword certainly will be.:eek3: You would have a very tough time making a long sea voyage in a Viking longboat.:barf: You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

You don't have a lot of tact, :finger: so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob.:ignore: Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.

:skeptic: Well I guess bits of it sound like me!!!

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Digital Mike wrote: Sorry Dudes, try this; http://www.thequarter.org/Media/VikingName.php

filled it in as Dude Alexander, not a Dudette.. - ra. Oli Ironbear. a fearsome viking but aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. Strong, tireless, etc. not a 'berserker but amoung the toughest sane .

Might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities, but can handle it. Possess some skills. though in your case their respect is tinged w/ fear. (nice) Fairly pragmatic. sometimes a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people They either like you or kill you. hmm. and carry a gun ! from the weapons thread that time ago. EDIT tried it with a different drink and Ironhorse..

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Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Your Viking Name is... Rauðúlfr Sheeptipper

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Amongst all your multiple personalities are you Tabsy as well? :lol:

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Elliðagrímr Shieldsmasher

Same description as with Cath, Ed, & Jeff.

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NOOLigan wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Your Viking Name is... Rauðúlfr Sheeptipper

Amongst all your multiple personalities are you Tabsy as well? :lol:

:rofl: :evil4:

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I've met a few ladies who said they were THOR!:ignore:

(As if!)

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Your Viking Name is... Kaðlín Thicklegs

(Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Kaðlín Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)

Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle -- unfortunately, you're not terribly good at it. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.

A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Due to your gregariousness, you don't strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.

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