How scary is she?
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Is that YOU?
She looks like she's eager to tell you all about how cute her fourteen cats are, in exhaustive detail 
Be afraid...be very afraid 
She has been referred to as a 'Chinese Missy Jem' by some here. 
Not by me, obviously. I ain't that stupid. 
Lisa wasn't just scary though. She was an absolute cnut. Not a nice person to have to share a house with. Loud-mouthed low-life with no respect for others.
I watched BB briefly a few of weeks ago when (bar the couple of hissy fit walkouts) all the contestants were still there. Lost interest very quickly when I realised none of them were remotely likeable. Naive I know, they never are likeable on BB; where was a US air strike when you needed one?
I seem to remember they zoomed (secretly) in on this Lisa munter complaining about one of her fellow housemates and every third word out of her mouth was "fuckin". Nothing out of her gob made any sense at all! It was just:
"Idonfuckinlikeherifshewantsafuckinfightillgiveherafuckinfightthefuckinbitch"
Just the type of classy bird you want to introduce to yer mother 
Al Jarvis wrote: She has been referred to as a 'Chinese Missy Jem' by some here.
Not by me, obviously. I ain't that stupid.
Lisa wasn't just scary though. She was an absolute cnut. Not a nice person to have to share a house with. Loud-mouthed low-life with no respect for others.
Yeah but a couple of years ago the bloody show was won by a "loud mouthed low life with no respect for others"....NADIA!!!
I'm still completely baffled as to why the nation took this Grade A arsehole to it's hearts. That voice. Whining about havin no smokes. I'd have done her in in the first week.
If she wasnt good looking, that small blonde thing (Nikki?) would be a contender for worst human being in History.
Saw it the other night. The Chinese one nominates her in front of everyone, now, if she had a brain (which she obviously doesnt) she would have nominated anyone but the Chinese one and had of the others tied with her. So she goes and votes for the only one WITH NO FUCKING VOTES! What a stupid whore! 
Pete though, what a legend, able to insert a few "WANKERS!" with deadly timing. Genius!
Uncle Liam wrote: Pete though, what a legend, able to insert a few "WANKERS!" with deadly timing. Genius!
It's not genius, it's involuntary! 
Thanks for bringing that up Mr Jarvis, a swift kick in the nuts heading your way!
Apparently, i was compared to her, because we're both from Manchester, have long dark hair, and in the first week of BB she was never seen without a glass of red wine in her hand.
I have to say in my defence, i do not have an accent like that, i hardly ever swear (well i do a little bit) and i don't have a gravelly voice.
She is rough whereas i am dead fuckin posh.
Even Flow wrote: i'm proud to say i have not, do not and will not watch big brother. it's shite.
I'm with you on this one
My missus wants Pete tourettes to win,she always watches it and even tries to get me to.
I don't see the attraction at all,especially when it overlaps with the footie
Shug wrote:
Posh people don't write on their legs. They have someone else to do it for them
I didn't write on my leg, Bonz did it, therefore i am still posh as fook:p
Boatraceface wrote:
Even Flow wrote: i'm proud to say i have not, do not and will not watch big brother. it's shite.
I'm with you on this one
My missus wants Pete tourettes to win,she always watches it and even tries to get me to. I don't see the attraction at all,especially when it overlaps with the footie
Same here - she's in Spain but still asked to text me who had been evicted.....and I nearly missed the first France goal! She also wants the lad who swears to win, I have only seen half an hour of it at the most, but I still piss myself when he shouts Wankers.
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
Shug wrote:
Posh people don't write on their legs. They have someone else to do it for them
I didn't write on my leg, Bonz did it, therefore i am still posh as fook:p
I had a feeling you were gonna say that! 
I don't watch Big Brother (even in the U.S.) thank God. That woman looks like a smiling naked mole rat. Ooh, I'm shivering now.
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I don't watch Big Brother (even in the U.S.) thank God. That woman looks like a smiling naked mole rat. Ooh, I'm shivering now.
looks like YOU!
probably just me then. i must have a busy life because the only telly i get time to watch at the moment is the world cup
Flaming June wrote: probably just me then. i must have a busy life because the only telly i get time to watch at the moment is the world cup
Erm, is this directed at me? Cos I'm not too sure if it is.
I don't watch BB, I saw this article on the BBC News site and that hurrendous photo of that Lisa bint and thought I'd point out how fcuking scary she looks on here.
That's all, BB's a waste of airwave space obviously...
yeah sorry, just checked yer thread starter where you said you dont actually watch it.still cant figure out how people find time to watch it.thats all.i'm not exactly against the programme.just never got time to watch it.where do people find the time
No worries!
I dipped in and out of the celeb version but the regular version's shite and full of ugly bints with grins that would give you nightmares
My Name Is John Barnes wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I don't watch Big Brother (even in the U.S.) thank God. That woman looks like a smiling naked mole rat. Ooh, I'm shivering now.
looks like YOU!
No, she doesn't. I'm prettier than her. Surprised that someone this ugly exists in my race.
Even Flow wrote: i'm proud to say i have not, do not and will not watch big brother. it's shite.
Is it true that your Dad turned BB down who offered him a chance in the house to compete in a celebrity edition? And then Bez stepped up to the plate?
:bag:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
My Name Is John Barnes wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I don't watch Big Brother (even in the U.S.) thank God. That woman looks like a smiling naked mole rat. Ooh, I'm shivering now.
looks like YOU!
No, she doesn't. I'm prettier than her. Surprised that someone this ugly exists in my race.
wtf. ugly people exist everywhere.
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
My Name Is John Barnes wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I don't watch Big Brother (even in the U.S.) thank God. That woman looks like a smiling naked mole rat. Ooh, I'm shivering now.
looks like YOU!
No, she doesn't. I'm prettier than her. Surprised that someone this ugly exists in my race.
that's not nice.
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
My Name Is John Barnes wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I don't watch Big Brother (even in the U.S.) thank God. That woman looks like a smiling naked mole rat. Ooh, I'm shivering now.
looks like YOU!
No, she doesn't. I'm prettier than her. Surprised that someone this ugly exists in my race.
Aren't you half Japanese half gringo? This woman's chinese... "Asian" is too big a box to fit all Asian people into (unlike black, latino, eskimo)... There are different physical characteristics from country to country
That said...
I still thought your comment was fucking hilarious and you've redeemed yourself in my eyes for the rest of today (another 15 mins)
Flaming June wrote: yeah sorry, just checked yer thread starter where you said you dont actually watch it.still cant figure out how people find time to watch it.thats all.i'm not exactly against the programme.just never got time to watch it.where do people find the time
Sky Plus!
I never watched a single episode of BB until the one with George Galloway. Watched it out of curiosity to see what the hell he thought he was doing there, and got sucked in (Pete Burns was quite amusing). Galloway presumably thought he was going to get 'da yoof' who watch BB into politics, and instead he got a middle aged Radio Four listener like me into watching BB. Then I started watching this series and realised it is actually intensely boring and a bit depressing.
ChrissMari wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
My Name Is John Barnes wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I don't watch Big Brother (even in the U.S.) thank God. That woman looks like a smiling naked mole rat. Ooh, I'm shivering now.
looks like YOU!
No, she doesn't. I'm prettier than her. Surprised that someone this ugly exists in my race.
Aren't you half Japanese half gringo? This woman's chinese... "Asian" is too big a box to fit all Asian people into (unlike black, latino, eskimo)... There are different physical characteristics from country to country
That said...
I still thought your comment was fucking hilarious and you've redeemed yourself in my eyes for the rest of today (another 15 mins)
Chrissy, I don't have Latino blood. And do refrain from using the word "gringo."
