is the shed actually a mental health unit? :nod:

just had a quick geez, and its full of loons and mongs. surely it needs to be secured, so that other members don't get sucked in by accident. give them a password Spottsy, plus the usual white gowns and plastic utensils.

classic. everyone's on prozac.

nutjobs!!

But you is nuts too Kershy, completely boo-loo

probably, but my shite talk is amusing not dull and arse-lickingly boring like the Shhhhhhhh

J.A.K wrote: just had a quick geez, and its full of loons and mongs. surely it needs to be secured, so that other members don't get sucked in by accident. give them a password Spottsy, plus the usual white gowns and plastic utensils.

classic. everyone's on prozac.

nutjobs!!

Aye, the lunatics are taking over the asylum...

Although the last God-knows-how-many pages are mostly the work or 2 or 3 individuals... Don't tar us all with the same (creosote-)brush...

SHEDi xxx

J.A.K wrote: probably, but my shite talk is amusing not dull and arse-lickingly boring like the Shhhhhhhh

Modesty - the quality I admire most in people...

SHEDi xxx

i only looked at the last 3 pages.

can't sPottsy file the first 900 pages off into storage or something? put a big lazzie band around them.

as long as the shed exists, it will draw attention from your posts. JAK be happy it is there.

be happy that its there. clasic Ron.

be happy that its there.

J.A.K wrote:

be happy that its there. clasic Ron.

be happy that its there.

whatever.

with the amount of crap you post, you'd have to a natural shed inmate. what exactly do you find so disagreeable about the shed?

if you don't like it, don't look in there. simple really.

J.A.K wrote: i only looked at the last 3 pages.

can't sPottsy file the first 900 pages off into storage or something? put a big lazzie band around them.

Aye, the idea was originally to start a new thread each week and lock the old one... Diggy Mike was supposed to be in charge of that... Will suggest he gets it sorted... Like the idea of a cyber-lacky-band...

SHEDi xxx

NOOLigan wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

be happy that its there. clasic Ron.

be happy that its there.

whatever.

with the amount of crap you post, you'd have to a natural shed inmate. what exactly do you find so disagreeable about the shed?

come on lad. you don't expect me to answer that do ya. fuckinell man.

It reminds me of the 'Dungeons & Dragons' club at school were all the dweebs would huddle round talking about goblins.

While the real men played footy with a tennis ball in the yard

And wagged school to see New Order

Is there a rota for who's turn it is to kick off with the personal abuse round here, or is it just whoever's got the worst case of stella poisoning?

Having said that, anyone reading the final three or so pages on there would EASILY be forgiven for drawing the precise conculsion you have.

But it wears me down.......

First it's....We don't like your sort round here....get in the shed! Then it's.... no one in the shed likes or knows anything about New Order (it's a personal favourite of mine and I'm sure the shedmaster general who recorded half the bootlegs you all listen to got a good belly larf out of it and all) Then it's .....we don't like what you do in your shed.

Fellow shed residents and occasional guests, I suspect the next phase is one of those Roach fumigation sprays in the shed window in the middle of a game.

PS, Kershie.....jem's right, you're mad as a badger on mushrooms, dry yer eyes mate :D

J.A.K wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

be happy that its there. clasic Ron.

be happy that its there.

whatever.

with the amount of crap you post, you'd have to a natural shed inmate. what exactly do you find so disagreeable about the shed?

come on lad. you don't expect me to answer that do ya. fuckinell man.

whatever. a reason would be nice but.

Barney Army wrote: It reminds me of the 'Dungeons & Dragons' club at school were all the dweebs would huddle round talking about goblins.

While the real men played footy with a tennis ball in the yard

And wagged school to see New Order

'Cept that we just talk about gnomes...

SHEDi xxx

typical shed crac.....Morning J.A.K. ....Morning Shedi. .....Evening Ron. ......Watcha Jem. ........Night Jon Boy. Night all......With the odd Commrade you silly little man... Minx you lying cunt..thrown in

J.A.K. has what is known in the trade as Anti-shed fundementalism probably brought on by too much brain cripplingly shite shed crac. The shed-cracless since 2006

Boatraceface wrote: typical shed crac.....Morning J.A.K. ....Morning Shedi. .....Evening Ron. ......Watcha Jem. ........Night Jon Boy. Night all......With the odd Commrade you silly little man... Minx you lying cunt..thrown in

J.A.K. has what is known in the trade as Anti-shed fundementalism probably brought on by too much brain cripplingly shite shed crac. The shed-cracless since 2006

maybe its coz i've never had a shed. just a garage. maybe its a secret yearnig for aluminium or wood box-like structures. who know's.

leave the Shed where it is, its serves its purpose. Bit like a rat trap

I cant resist the wind ups when people defend it, like it actually exists! Arf!

And none of em know fuck all about New Order

:windup:

J.A.K wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: typical shed crac.....Morning J.A.K. ....Morning Shedi. .....Evening Ron. ......Watcha Jem. ........Night Jon Boy. Night all......With the odd Commrade you silly little man... Minx you lying cunt..thrown in

J.A.K. has what is known in the trade as Anti-shed fundementalism probably brought on by too much brain cripplingly shite shed crac. The shed-cracless since 2006

maybe its coz i've never had a shed. just a garage. maybe its a secret yearnig for aluminium or wood box-like structures. who know's.

Why not start up a "J.A.K.'s Garage" thread then?

SHEDi xxx

nah!!

can't be arsed. my garage burnt down in 99. no sentimentality involved. only used it for me car and a game of darts.

Gnome-some Tonight wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: typical shed crac.....Morning J.A.K. ....Morning Shedi. .....Evening Ron. ......Watcha Jem. ........Night Jon Boy. Night all......With the odd Commrade you silly little man... Minx you lying cunt..thrown in

J.A.K. has what is known in the trade as Anti-shed fundementalism probably brought on by too much brain cripplingly shite shed crac. The shed-cracless since 2006

maybe its coz i've never had a shed. just a garage. maybe its a secret yearnig for aluminium or wood box-like structures. who know's.

Why not start up a "J.A.K.'s Garage" thread then?

SHEDi xxx

it's much too painful.. that's where he makes me do

...

things that good girls don't do

J.A.K wrote: nah!!

can't be arsed. my garage burnt down in 99. no sentimentality involved. only used it for me car and a game of darts.

I have a dart board in my garage... Very therapeutic getting away from it all to throw some arrows... Can't do that in a shed, unless it's a big 'un!

SHEDi xxx

Actually everyone is totally wrong - there is no shed, there is no NOOL, this is a figment of your imagination, listen to those voices, listen to them good, stop taking the medication, paper your walls in foil - give Smurfy all your money, give Smurfy all your money, give Smurfy all your money ........

Do you think many inhabitants of the shed have taken on a seige mentality?

The claim was once "all are welcome in the shed"

Actually everyone is totally wrong - there is no shed, there is no NOOL, this is a figment of your imagination, listen to those voices, listen to them good, stop taking the medication, paper your walls in foil - give Smurfy all your money, give Smurfy all your money, give Smurfy all your money ........

NURSE!!!

Boaty, it still is....where did u see otherwise mate?

Summat I said Snorri?

Boat xxx

Boatraceface wrote: Summat I said Snorri?

Boat xxx

Nah, the posting gods conspired against me on that one... Should be sorted now... No seige mentality on my part, though...

SEIGi xxx

Al please desist from using that as if it was said that way. U know perfectly well it was a simple mathematical response to a VERY simple loada dribble about nobody in the shed ever going to gigs. I countered ridiculous, retarded dribbles, with exactly the same, and I feel a bit hard done by that you single out what I said (which, since I never said the bit about being best, just the plain maths of it, is true) and omit the plainly false thinking which brought it on.

PS, judging from the original pics of Johnny's shed that gave rise to the name of the thread....I would offer that a trebuchet may be less suited to the task than a firm shove :D

Al Jarvis wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Do you think many inhabitants of the shed have taken on a seige mentality?

Fcuking hope not. Have you seen any sheds recently? Even the toughest of them would fall apart under seige. Couple of cauldrons of burning oil or a direct hit from a trebuchet and they'd be fcut. If you're gonna brick yourself off from the outside world and invite attack then at least choose a castle, or a substantial manor house as yer basecamp. Don't pick a lightweight garden structure which starts to rattle at the slightest of gales.

Remember, a higher percentage of Shedheads attend New Order gigs than the rest of us mere mortals. They're the best!

Maybe J.A.K.'s idea of a garage would prove to be a wiser choice, then...

I know this has been discussed before, but the quote about various 'groups' of NOOLers dedication to gig-going, etc. was taken out of context and its continued use to have a dig at everyone and anyone who posts in the Shed only creates more divisions and antagonism... I'm not trying to claim any superiority for myself or anyone else who be lumped under the banner of 'Shedhead'...

We are the best though...

SHEDi xxx

Doctor? wrote: still is....where did u see otherwise mate?

I have a nose for this kind of thing C.. Even you said "here comes a shark tapping at the bottom of the shed" when I dropped by to say hello! I've never even dissed the shed Might have made a recommendation that someone get down to crac-converters and get £50 crac-back to intersperse the bilge in the shed,tho

Boatraceface wrote: Might have made a recommendation that someone get down to crac-converters and get £50 crac-back to intersperse the bilge in the shed,tho

Thus making the Shed a true reflection of NOOL...

SHEDi xxx

Smurfy wrote: Actually everyone is totally wrong - there is no shed, there is no NOOL, this is a figment of your imagination, listen to those voices, listen to them good, stop taking the medication, paper your walls in foil - give Smurfy all your money, give Smurfy all your money, give Smurfy all your money ........

me money's on the mantlepiece in yours. just where i left it last night.

Bloody hell.... et tu snorri. The statement was a pointles, if probably technically accurate response to a moronic statement which was utter and false in every conceivable way.

this place.

Boatraceface wrote:

Doctor? wrote: still is....where did u see otherwise mate?

I have a nose for this kind of thing C.. Even you said "here comes a shark tapping at the bottom of the shed" when I dropped by to say hello!

LOL...think what you posted...you were "singing" show me the way to go home. Now, MOST people have seen Jaws and MOST people would know that the shark starts fucking with them when they're singing that song.

And it's the Shedists who are paranoid? Sheesh.

Doctor? wrote: Bloody hell.... et tu snorri. The statement was a pointles, if probably technically accurate response to a moronic statement which was utter and false in every conceivable way.

this place.

Keep your Tardis wabs on Cambo!!!...Narks are so unbecoming of you

Doctor? wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Doctor? wrote: still is....where did u see otherwise mate?

I have a nose for this kind of thing C.. Even you said "here comes a shark tapping at the bottom of the shed" when I dropped by to say hello!

LOL...think what you posted...you were "singing" show me the way to go home. Now, MOST people have seen Jaws and MOST people would know that the shark starts fucking with them when they're singing that song.

And it's the Shedists who are paranoid? Sheesh.

We have a bite!!

Al Jarvis wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Al please desist from using that as if it was said that way. U know perfectly well it was a simple mathematical response to a VERY simple loada dribble about nobody in the shed ever going to gigs.

I know, but I do like repeating dribble verbatim as if it were fact!

"18 out of 20 shedheads do New Order gigs! Fact!"

That could be your selling point?!

Who's the 2 letting the side down though?!

No, no, I appreciate it, I've been known to worry the odd bone to dust myself for my own amusement and the irritation of others. Perhaps a short disclaimer is in order when you do use it? :D Besides didn't we aggree that under the same criteria, the luton Order score 100% attendance at an astounding number of performances?

anyway...back to the thread about the inmates with facial and body ticks, in white boiler suits.

Boatraceface wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Doctor? wrote: still is....where did u see otherwise mate?

I have a nose for this kind of thing C.. Even you said "here comes a shark tapping at the bottom of the shed" when I dropped by to say hello!

LOL...think what you posted...you were "singing" show me the way to go home. Now, MOST people have seen Jaws and MOST people would know that the shark starts fucking with them when they're singing that song.

And it's the Shedists who are paranoid? Sheesh.

We have a bite!!

Some people would have said something more graceful if they'd been mistakenly believing they'd been slighted when in fact no such thing had occurred.

I assure you sir it WAS purely a movie referrence.

Doctor? wrote: Bloody hell.... et tu snorri. The statement was a pointles, if probably technically accurate response to a moronic statement which was utter and false in every conceivable way.

this place.

Sorry Steve - couldn't remember who said that in the first place - I didn't see the original context of the quote - it has been brought up a few times since, and used on its own I don't think it is terribly accurate, maybe because I let the side down having never seen NO live, BUT i did say that I thought it was taken out of context, which it clearly was... I was trying (and not succeeding terribly eloquently) to point out that I, for one, didn't want to be portrayed as being part of any elitist group claiming superiority over others, not that that is the case with anyone, but that's how it's portrayed sometimes... Didn't mean to suggest that you were in any way trying to be elitist or make false claims, fella... Apologies... :(

SHEDi xxx

Doctor? wrote: a moronic statement which was utter and false in every conceivable way.

see you in Liverpool then......

or maybe Barcelona

the moron is the person who cant see a wind up

Maybe at electric picnic then eh?

Gnome-some Tonight wrote:

• it has been brought up a few times since

and I doubt we've seen the back of it mate. It is a particular bee in a particular bonnet

Doctor? wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Doctor? wrote: still is....where did u see otherwise mate?

I have a nose for this kind of thing C.. Even you said "here comes a shark tapping at the bottom of the shed" when I dropped by to say hello!

LOL...think what you posted...you were "singing" show me the way to go home. Now, MOST people have seen Jaws and MOST people would know that the shark starts fucking with them when they're singing that song.

And it's the Shedists who are paranoid? Sheesh.

We have a bite!!

Some people would have said something more graceful if they'd been mistakenly believing they'd been slighted when in fact no such thing had occurred.

I assure you sir it WAS purely a movie referrence.

If I thought I had been slighted,I would have said at the time Cambo To suggest I am ungracious...Well now I am slighted! Its not me threating to carry weapons to gigs Ungracious,nay....Cowardice personified where I come from! Think first,type second!

I apologize Boaty, my bad. Mayhaps a few more smilies in there would have conveyed that I was only gassing. And as to the other issue, I already told you it was purest bluff. Knives and guns are chickenshit things for chickenshit folks. And that's my word, and not my blather.

Tho I'm open to suggestions as to how one would defend one's self when lifting one's feet to kick or arms to block or punch is all but impossible. Right now I couldn't fend off an enraged butterfly.

I apologize Boaty, my bad. Mayhaps a few more smilies in there would have conveyed that I was only gassing. And as to the other issue, I already told you it was purest bluff. Knives and guns are chickenshit things for chickenshit folks. And that's my word, and not my blather.

Tho I'm open to suggestions as to how one would defend one's self when lifting one's feet to kick or arms to block or punch is all but impossible. Right now I couldn't fend off an enraged butterfly.

I apologize Boaty, my bad. Mayhaps a few more smilies in there would have conveyed that I was only gassing. And as to the other issue, I already told you it was purest bluff. Knives and guns are chickenshit things for chickenshit folks. And that's my word, and not my blather.

Tho I'm open to suggestions as to how one would defend one's self when lifting one's feet to kick or arms to block or punch is all but impossible. Right now I couldn't fend off an enraged butterfly.

I have'nt the foggiest what you did to piss BA and Bonzette off Cambo.What's more,I'm not arsed...But if you are going to put yourself in a situation where you might have to defend yourself,that's your own doing and you should be able to,or say fuck all in my view...

You are the only person who is giving off unstable paranoia vibes,when people will meet up for real at gigs! Is that how you would like to be perceived? I did'nt think you were a bad sort,just a Tardis undied, bright,eccentric fella.. until you went down that road... Unfortunatly these things stick..And if I see you at Gigs,I'll be frisking you before we converse civilised..

Barney Army wrote:

While the real men played footy with a tennis ball in the yard

Did they let you watch them play?

:windup:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Doctor? wrote: I apologize Boaty, my bad.

When did this start appearing in the English language?! "My bad"?!

It's nonsense, but I'm seeing it everywhere now. Just read a pub review of somewhere I'm visiting Sunday and the review ended "My bad".

My bad whaaat?! Speak proper!

Typo for 'my lad'? :D

SHEDi xxx

Al Jarvis wrote:

Doctor? wrote: I apologize Boaty, my bad.

When did this start appearing in the English language?! "My bad"?!

It's nonsense, but I'm seeing it everywhere now. Just read a pub review of somewhere I'm visiting Sunday and the review ended "My bad".

My bad whaaat?! Speak proper!

At least no one says "derp" anymore.

Bring back Derp

Spike's Ceremony cover was a cracker

I don't think My Bad was a typo for My lad tho.... Seen it elsewhere I think? Not as often as the yanks say, AWEsommmmme! mind.

Boatraceface wrote: Bring back Derp

Spike's Ceremony cover was a cracker

I don't think My Bad was a typo for My lad tho.... Seen it elsewhere I think? Not as often as the yanks say, AWEsommmmme! mind.

or the Mancs say Mint.

J.A.K wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Bring back Derp

Spike's Ceremony cover was a cracker

I don't think My Bad was a typo for My lad tho.... Seen it elsewhere I think? Not as often as the yanks say, AWEsommmmme! mind.

or the Mancs say Mint.

Or the Teesiders say "necter" Or the scouse say "boss" All as bad as eachother arn't we.. But "Awesome" is simply murdered with overuse,even the kids in Redcar

Edit: Mint is not exclusive Manc either We've said that round here since I were a lad

[white]A Conspiracy of Silence speaks louder than words[/white]

Re: is the shed actually a mental health unit?

All the people who agree, don't read the content and you won't get upset, it really is that easy.

Stick to your I love the Cure posts, cause they are really good

Er, Mike, those of us who aren't Shedheads can hardly be accused of being Cure fans now, can we?!

Not aimed at you, just the fucking relentless slagging of the shed.

It was set up as a place to post crap, without upsetting people.

I really do not understand the problem, there are loads of threads on NOOL to look at if people don't like the Shed.

Shed Patient wrote: [white]A Conspiracy of Silence speaks louder than words[/white]

Doc not manage to sort you out then, Diggy?

:edit:

very smart by the way- i got it! (now everyone will too if they look close enough)

Doc not manage to sort you out then, Diggy?

Quality

[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote: I love it how some people post what they really think.

Then add a few smileys.

Then backtrack and claim they were only joking all along.

P.S. You're all cunts :D:):D:)

Absolutely. Those fucking smiley things cover a multitude of sins. Perhaps they should be called "snideys"???

Looking forward to the gig next month. Anyone else actually arsed to drag themselves away from their PC and see the band????

Looking forward to the gig next month. Anyone else actually arsed to drag themselves away from their PC and see the band????

I might, can you let me know what LP's I should listen to, as I have never seen em live

Shed Patient wrote:

Looking forward to the gig next month. Anyone else actually arsed to drag themselves away from their PC and see the band????

I might, can you let me know what LP's I should listen to, as I have never seen em live

Don't listen to their records. They're all shite. And they can't play live neither.

Don't listen to their records. They're all shite. And they can't play live neither.

Thanks, is it true that their lead singer Bruce Sumner uses an auto cue ?

What's 1963 about?

And what's the price of love?

Plain Lazy wrote: What's 1963 about?

And what's the price of love?

Johnny And you KNOW

Doctor? wrote: I apologize Boaty, my bad. Mayhaps a few more smilies in there would have conveyed that I was only gassing. And as to the other issue, I already told you it was purest bluff. Knives and guns are chickenshit things for chickenshit folks. And that's my word, and not my blather.

Tho I'm open to suggestions as to how one would defend one's self when lifting one's feet to kick or arms to block or punch is all but impossible. Right now I couldn't fend off an enraged butterfly.

my suggestion is to stop letting them wind you up

no one is going to fucking beat you

that "threat" was made in so much jest it was only recognizable as a threat to you because you were sensitive to it.

And I don't rate BA (and the feeling is mutual I'm sure)

Calm down.. and it'll stop

Al Jarvis wrote:

.... If you're gonna brick yourself off from the outside world and invite attack then at least choose a castle, or a substantial manor house as yer basecamp. Don't pick a lightweight garden structure which starts to rattle at the slightest of gales.

Impregnable....?

.... depends who is attacking it

I ain't gonna rise to it all again.

Shed Patient wrote: I ain't gonna rise to it all again.

and so his girlfriend LEFT him!!!!!!!!!:D

Shed Patient wrote:

Don't listen to their records. They're all shite. And they can't play live neither.

Thanks, is it true that their lead singer Bruce Sumner uses an auto cue ?

It's all true, and their drum machine SN MRS-1 is wank. And as for Petrie Dish Fish Hook, the less said the better.

Stay well clear, mate: a bigger bunch of talentless wankers you're unlikely to meet. Noxious Odour, fuck off!!

ChrissMari wrote: [And I don't rate BA (and the feeling is mutual I'm sure)

Calm down.. and it'll stop

I don't rate BA either. Murdoch was funny though.

ChrissMari wrote:

Doctor? wrote: I apologize Boaty, my bad. Mayhaps a few more smilies in there would have conveyed that I was only gassing. And as to the other issue, I already told you it was purest bluff. Knives and guns are chickenshit things for chickenshit folks. And that's my word, and not my blather.

Tho I'm open to suggestions as to how one would defend one's self when lifting one's feet to kick or arms to block or punch is all but impossible. Right now I couldn't fend off an enraged butterfly.

my suggestion is to stop letting them wind you up

no one is going to fucking beat you

that "threat" was made in so much jest it was only recognizable as a threat to you because you were sensitive to it.

And I don't rate BA (and the feeling is mutual I'm sure)

Calm down.. and it'll stop

That's easy for you to say. I love this. Putting a knife in your pocket is cowardly. Beating up someone too sick to defend themselves=height of nobility. And when your balls arse and armpits are covered in bleeding sores the size of satsumas, and you've taken so many pills you throw up constantly, your mind's not the sharpest. But I'm just paranoid and a violent thug. If you want pics I will post them BTW, in case yo think this is all some convenient lie.

EDIT: It amuses me that BA's threat is dismissed as "just a wee laugh" but me mentioning a knife is remembered and believed. Seems that is how lowly I am thought of round here, another smelling Irish terrorist thug.

PHD wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: [And I don't rate BA (and the feeling is mutual I'm sure)

Calm down.. and it'll stop

I don't rate BA either. Murdoch was funny though.

Murdoch had of course Escaped from the asylum.

Hannibal was the coolest one by far.

And he easily makes the top 3 cigar smokers of all time list.

Doctor? wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

Doctor? wrote: I apologize Boaty, my bad. Mayhaps a few more smilies in there would have conveyed that I was only gassing. And as to the other issue, I already told you it was purest bluff. Knives and guns are chickenshit things for chickenshit folks. And that's my word, and not my blather.

Tho I'm open to suggestions as to how one would defend one's self when lifting one's feet to kick or arms to block or punch is all but impossible. Right now I couldn't fend off an enraged butterfly.

my suggestion is to stop letting them wind you up

no one is going to fucking beat you

that "threat" was made in so much jest it was only recognizable as a threat to you because you were sensitive to it.

And I don't rate BA (and the feeling is mutual I'm sure)

Calm down.. and it'll stop

That's easy for you to say. I love this. Putting a knife in your pocket is cowardly. Beating up someone too sick to defend themselves=height of nobility. And when your balls arse and armpits are covered in bleeding sores the size of satsumas, and you've taken so many pills you throw up constantly, your mind's not the sharpest. But I'm just paranoid and a violent thug. If you want pics I will post them BTW, in case yo think this is all some convenient lie.

Now you know you're just being a drama queen...........

Someone saying they owe you a smack in the mush hardly warrants blades and a battle plan does it?

Doesn't make it right, but we both know you are not going to be beaten up, sick, or not sick........... and even if someone really threatened you such violence, that ain't the way to deal with it- is it?

Blades and stuff takes things into a completely different dimension my friend, and i DO, unfortunatly, know too much about that kind of world.

That is why people remember what you said, especially me...........and no, doesn't mean what BA said was right, but you took things to another level!

And do not take this as a dig, but we've all gone round the merry-go-round and it's time to drop it, pal.

Actually I only raised it, because the knife was raised again Bonz. I Don't take it as a dig at all mate, actually, I read it as the most sense anyone has said on the subject. I AM being a drama queen probably, I don't really think BA, or anyone here is that way. But you know better than most here, my head ends up in tatters when things kick off around my sore bits, it's hard to see things straight. And he probably DOES owe me one too ;)

but for the last time...

I Stephen Campbell do hereby solemnly swear that I never for one second meant the knife comment. Furthermore that the only knife you will ever find in my posession will either be on my leatherman (which is a slightly less effective weapon than a plastic butter knife, and wouldn't get taken to a gig anyway) or a fillet knife wrapped in a pair of decaying boxershorts which lives in my fishing tackle bag.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Doctor? wrote: I apologize Boaty, my bad.

When did this start appearing in the English language?! "My bad"?!

It's nonsense, but I'm seeing it everywhere now. Just read a pub review of somewhere I'm visiting Sunday and the review ended "My bad".

My bad whaaat?! Speak proper!

This may be American slang. I know it's been around over here for at least 10 years anyway. Slang-one of America's leading exports. Not to mention bad fashion (e.g. Britney Spears syle clothing).

Doctor? wrote: Actually I only raised it, because the knife was raised again Bonz. I Don't take it as a dig at all mate, actually, I read it as the most sense anyone has said on the subject. I AM being a drama queen probably, I don't really think BA, or anyone here is that way. But you know better than most here, my head ends up in tatters when things kick off around my sore bits, it's hard to see things straight. And he probably DOES owe me one too ;)

but for the last time...

I Stephen Campbell do hereby solemnly swear that I never for one second meant the knife comment. Furthermore that the only knife you will ever find in my posession will either be on my leatherman (which is a slightly less effective weapon than a plastic butter knife, and wouldn't get taken to a gig anyway) or a fillet knife wrapped in a pair of decaying boxershorts which lives in my fishing tackle bag.

Can you also refrain from detailing us with every problem you have? You may be wallowing in pus but I don't understand your need to wallow in self pity every time you post.

Steve, it's your life, I'm sorry if your having a hard time time but get on with it.

PHD wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: [And I don't rate BA (and the feeling is mutual I'm sure)

Calm down.. and it'll stop

I don't rate BA either. Murdoch was funny though.

haha i actually overstated my dislike for BA (both mr. t and our very own).

but my original point stands. we're not chummy chums.

Mr. T in the year 2000 was great

"In the year 2000 fools from all over the world will come to my house and demand that I stop pitying them. But it will be raining and I will not be home, so I will continue to pity the fool"

I do not particularly like mentioning it ( I mean, it's hardly a great calling card), but considering I am in agony and on enough meds to befuddle a rhino, I feel the information is salient. "I'm not too well" would really conjour up images of a few sniffles. The truth is that I am a person at the VERY edge of his sanity, and the pressure is piling on day after day, and in light of that, maybe folks shouldn't judge what I'm saying just now as representative of my general personality. And if you think the way I am here is bad, you should see the mails I been sending work after them telling me I must work from may to august for free to pay back money to them they never paid me LOL. I appreciate it's not exactly dinnertime entertainment, and trust me, you only got the very briefest of highlights. Comes and goes BTW, might be fine in a few more days.

James Thomas wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Actually I only raised it, because the knife was raised again Bonz. I Don't take it as a dig at all mate, actually, I read it as the most sense anyone has said on the subject. I AM being a drama queen probably, I don't really think BA, or anyone here is that way. But you know better than most here, my head ends up in tatters when things kick off around my sore bits, it's hard to see things straight. And he probably DOES owe me one too ;)

but for the last time...

I Stephen Campbell do hereby solemnly swear that I never for one second meant the knife comment. Furthermore that the only knife you will ever find in my posession will either be on my leatherman (which is a slightly less effective weapon than a plastic butter knife, and wouldn't get taken to a gig anyway) or a fillet knife wrapped in a pair of decaying boxershorts which lives in my fishing tackle bag.

Can you also refrain from detailing us with every problem you have? You may be wallowing in pus but I don't understand your need to wallow in self pity every time you post.

Steve, it's your life, I'm sorry if your having a hard time time but get on with it.

....but I'd still like to see the photos of your manky bollocks if that's OK?????

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

....but I'd still like to see the photos of your manky bollocks if that's OK?????

Afraid that his will be bigger than yours?

Not mine, but knock yerself out.

Christopher Owens wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

....but I'd still like to see the photos of your manky bollocks if that's OK?????

Afraid that his will be bigger than yours?

Unless his name is Buster Gonad, trust me thay are LOL

Doctor? wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

Doctor? wrote: I apologize Boaty, my bad. Mayhaps a few more smilies in there would have conveyed that I was only gassing. And as to the other issue, I already told you it was purest bluff. Knives and guns are chickenshit things for chickenshit folks. And that's my word, and not my blather.

Tho I'm open to suggestions as to how one would defend one's self when lifting one's feet to kick or arms to block or punch is all but impossible. Right now I couldn't fend off an enraged butterfly.

my suggestion is to stop letting them wind you up

no one is going to fucking beat you

that "threat" was made in so much jest it was only recognizable as a threat to you because you were sensitive to it.

And I don't rate BA (and the feeling is mutual I'm sure)

Calm down.. and it'll stop

That's easy for you to say. I love this. Putting a knife in your pocket is cowardly. Beating up someone too sick to defend themselves=height of nobility. And when your balls arse and armpits are covered in bleeding sores the size of satsumas, and you've taken so many pills you throw up constantly, your mind's not the sharpest. But I'm just paranoid and a violent thug. If you want pics I will post them BTW, in case yo think this is all some convenient lie.

EDIT: It amuses me that BA's threat is dismissed as "just a wee laugh" but me mentioning a knife is remembered and believed. Seems that is how lowly I am thought of round here, another smelling Irish terrorist thug.

No one fucking believed you were going to bring a knife no one believed you are a violent thug or implied otherwise

lots of people (based on comments) thought you were blowing Nick's comment way out of proportion and were acting a bit dramatic.

no one thought he was noble in "threatening" you and many people didn't really think it was a threat.. He said he still "owed you one". CALL THE POLICE!!!

There was no threat

Stop letting people wind you up!

Please do not sue people becasue they made fun of you on the internet

If something makes you angry before you respond walk away.. ask yourself

1. will this bring me more shit?
2. am I sharing TMI?
3. does it matter in the long run what these people think?

The answer is probably yes, yes, and no (hopefully).

If you come to these answers... post a picture of something obscene and let it go.

They are really only winding you up and you're playing the perfect patsy

it's not anyone choosing sides.. so just stop

El Jarvo wrote:

Doctor? wrote: I apologize Boaty, my bad.

When did this start appearing in the English language?! "My bad"?!

It's nonsense, but I'm seeing it everywhere now. Just read a pub review of somewhere I'm visiting Sunday and the review ended "My bad".

My bad whaaat?! Speak proper!

Too much speaking to americans.

Plain Lazy wrote: What's 1963 about?

And what's the price of love?

more importantly, why is world the second track on republic?

Doctor? wrote: but for the last time...

I Stephen Campbell do hereby solemnly swear that I never for one second meant the knife comment. Furthermore that the only knife you will ever find in my posession will either be on my leatherman (which is a slightly less effective weapon than a plastic butter knife, and wouldn't get taken to a gig anyway) or a fillet knife wrapped in a pair of decaying boxershorts which lives in my fishing tackle bag.

so what happens when your eating in posh company?

Marvellous

Zipper-de-do-da

....ZIPPEDY HEY/MY OH MY, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY

Beer is wet.