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just had a quick geez, and its full of loons and mongs. surely it needs to be secured, so that other members don't get sucked in by accident. give them a password Spottsy, plus the usual white gowns and plastic utensils. 
classic. everyone's on prozac.
nutjobs!!
probably, but my shite talk is amusing not dull and arse-lickingly boring like the Shhhhhhhh
J.A.K wrote: just had a quick geez, and its full of loons and mongs. surely it needs to be secured, so that other members don't get sucked in by accident. give them a password Spottsy, plus the usual white gowns and plastic utensils.
classic. everyone's on prozac.
nutjobs!!
Aye, the lunatics are taking over the asylum... 
Although the last God-knows-how-many pages are mostly the work or 2 or 3 individuals... Don't tar us all with the same (creosote-)brush... 
SHEDi xxx
J.A.K wrote:
Modesty - the quality I admire most in people... 
SHEDi xxx
i only looked at the last 3 pages.
can't sPottsy file the first 900 pages off into storage or something? put a big lazzie band around them.
as long as the shed exists, it will draw attention from your posts. JAK be happy it is there.
J.A.K wrote:
be happy that its there. clasic Ron.
be happy that its there.
whatever.
with the amount of crap you post, you'd have to a natural shed inmate. what exactly do you find so disagreeable about the shed?
if you don't like it, don't look in there. simple really.
J.A.K wrote:
can't sPottsy file the first 900 pages off into storage or something? put a big lazzie band around them.
Aye, the idea was originally to start a new thread each week and lock the old one... Diggy Mike was supposed to be in charge of that... Will suggest he gets it sorted...
Like the idea of a cyber-lacky-band...
SHEDi xxx
NOOLigan wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
be happy that its there. clasic Ron.
be happy that its there.
whatever.
with the amount of crap you post, you'd have to a natural shed inmate. what exactly do you find so disagreeable about the shed?
come on lad. you don't expect me to answer that do ya.
fuckinell man.
It reminds me of the 'Dungeons & Dragons' club at school were all the dweebs would huddle round talking about goblins.
While the real men played footy with a tennis ball in the yard
And wagged school to see New Order
Is there a rota for who's turn it is to kick off with the personal abuse round here, or is it just whoever's got the worst case of stella poisoning?
Having said that, anyone reading the final three or so pages on there would EASILY be forgiven for drawing the precise conculsion you have.
But it wears me down.......
First it's....We don't like your sort round here....get in the shed! Then it's.... no one in the shed likes or knows anything about New Order (it's a personal favourite of mine and I'm sure the shedmaster general who recorded half the bootlegs you all listen to got a good belly larf out of it and all) Then it's .....we don't like what you do in your shed.
Fellow shed residents and occasional guests, I suspect the next phase is one of those Roach fumigation sprays in the shed window in the middle of a game.
PS, Kershie.....jem's right, you're mad as a badger on mushrooms, dry yer eyes mate :D
J.A.K wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
be happy that its there. clasic Ron.
be happy that its there.
whatever.
with the amount of crap you post, you'd have to a natural shed inmate. what exactly do you find so disagreeable about the shed?
come on lad. you don't expect me to answer that do ya. fuckinell man.
whatever. a reason would be nice but.
Barney Army wrote: It reminds me of the 'Dungeons & Dragons' club at school were all the dweebs would huddle round talking about goblins.
While the real men played footy with a tennis ball in the yard
And wagged school to see New Order
'Cept that we just talk about gnomes...
SHEDi xxx
typical shed crac.....Morning J.A.K.
....Morning Shedi.
.....Evening Ron.
......Watcha Jem.
........Night Jon Boy.
Night all......With the odd
Commrade you silly little man
...
Minx you lying cunt..thrown in
J.A.K. has what is known in the trade as Anti-shed fundementalism
probably brought on by too much brain cripplingly shite shed crac.
The shed-cracless since 2006
Boatraceface wrote: typical shed crac.....Morning J.A.K. ....Morning Shedi. .....Evening Ron. ......Watcha Jem. ........Night Jon Boy. Night all......With the odd Commrade you silly little man
J.A.K. has what is known in the trade as Anti-shed fundementalism
maybe its coz i've never had a shed. just a garage. maybe its a secret yearnig for aluminium or wood box-like structures. who know's.
leave the Shed where it is, its serves its purpose. Bit like a rat trap
I cant resist the wind ups when people defend it, like it actually exists! Arf!
And none of em know fuck all about New Order
:windup:
J.A.K wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: typical shed crac.....Morning J.A.K. ....Morning Shedi. .....Evening Ron. ......Watcha Jem. ........Night Jon Boy. Night all......With the odd Commrade you silly little man
J.A.K. has what is known in the trade as Anti-shed fundementalism
maybe its coz i've never had a shed. just a garage. maybe its a secret yearnig for aluminium or wood box-like structures. who know's.
Why not start up a "J.A.K.'s Garage" thread then? 
SHEDi xxx
nah!!
can't be arsed. my garage burnt down in 99. no sentimentality involved. only used it for me car and a game of darts.
Gnome-some Tonight wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: typical shed crac.....Morning J.A.K. ....Morning Shedi. .....Evening Ron. ......Watcha Jem. ........Night Jon Boy. Night all......With the odd Commrade you silly little man
J.A.K. has what is known in the trade as Anti-shed fundementalism
maybe its coz i've never had a shed. just a garage. maybe its a secret yearnig for aluminium or wood box-like structures. who know's.
Why not start up a "J.A.K.'s Garage" thread then?
SHEDi xxx
it's much too painful.. that's where he makes me do
...
things that good girls don't do
J.A.K wrote: nah!!
can't be arsed. my garage burnt down in 99. no sentimentality involved. only used it for me car and a game of darts.
I have a dart board in my garage... Very therapeutic getting away from it all to throw some arrows... Can't do that in a shed, unless it's a big 'un!
SHEDi xxx
Actually everyone is totally wrong - there is no shed, there is no NOOL, this is a figment of your imagination, listen to those voices, listen to them good, stop taking the medication, paper your walls in foil - give Smurfy all your money, give Smurfy all your money, give Smurfy all your money ........
Do you think many inhabitants of the shed have taken on a seige mentality?
The claim was once "all are welcome in the shed"
Actually everyone is totally wrong - there is no shed, there is no NOOL, this is a figment of your imagination, listen to those voices, listen to them good, stop taking the medication, paper your walls in foil - give Smurfy all your money, give Smurfy all your money, give Smurfy all your money ........
NURSE!!!
Boatraceface wrote: Do you think many inhabitants of the shed have taken on a seige mentality?
Fcuking hope not. Have you seen any sheds recently? Even the toughest of them would fall apart under seige. Couple of cauldrons of burning oil or a direct hit from a trebuchet and they'd be fcut. If you're gonna brick yourself off from the outside world and invite attack then at least choose a castle, or a substantial manor house as yer basecamp. Don't pick a lightweight garden structure which starts to rattle at the slightest of gales.
Remember, a higher percentage of Shedheads attend New Order gigs than the rest of us mere mortals. They're the best!
Boatraceface wrote: Summat I said Snorri?
Boat xxx
Nah, the posting gods conspired against me on that one... Should be sorted now... No seige mentality on my part, though... 
SEIGi xxx
