The Surgery +

Just a reference thread so avoid discussion!

Please post your various ailments in as much gratuitous detail as you like, photos are useful, should you wish to post links to websites devoted to your particular favourite, that would be useful.

In the event of you wanting to mitigate the fact that you are talking like a cock just copy and paste the link below;

I'm having a bad day with my particular disease please take this into consideration when you think I'm talking like a cock, I've tried to spare you the details but please click this link and scroll down to my post

Tip: For those of you who feel a need to do this on a regular basis why not turn the jelly babies into a hyperlink to this thread?

No call for this at all man, none at all. I truly hope you (and yours) never end up as fucked as I am just now mate, really. But I'm glad someone finds my absolute agony and destitution hilarious.

I'm sure you're a lovely person when it feels like someone's poking not needles into your glands.

Fair point Al, but In my defence I do not reach for that excuse unless it's true at that time. There have been many rows and incidents here where I was absolutely lucid and in control, and as such never mentioned that I was fucked up.

Let's just say the illness is not the half of it just now, I am seriously close to losing it once and for all. I'm only managing this amount of clarity cos the "morning's" pills aint kicked in yet, still sore and angry ( at the whole of creation, not anyone here), but brain is working a little better.

You might want to look at those pics and read some pages to see that you too might be a right cunt in my shoes.

And if anyone IS wondering, if I'm like this at the next gigs, I wont be gobby at all, I'll be sitting in a corner trying to keep myself together like I was after 15mins at the apollo.

All of us make a tit of ourselves sometimes... Not just Cambo, And if people don't want him to react then why post stuff to get a rise out of him?

Yes I know I'm very guilty of stupid pointless arguing on here. I don't deny that. Infact that's why I feel I can post in Cambos defence.

We are all fuckwits on here sometimes.(most of us anyway, no offence to mr or mrs 'post ever so nicely all of the time')

El Jarvo wrote:

I'm a right cnut anyway.

I can vouch for that.

Cambo, you're a nice enough lad, people I know well have told me so.

But the advice 'think before you type' applies more to you than anyone else I've seen on here.

Yes, even more than

I'll happily stand by anything I've written on here.

And if I ever threaten to get physical, you better believe I mean it.

I have sinus problems occasionally (hurts badly!) so use brighter colours on msn if possible

.... and i was going to post that pic of me post surgery again only to find out that this is yet another thread having a go at a fellow nooler.

Oh post it!

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: Oh post it!

i have done so a while back. perhaps tonight, but it is really quite disturbing. i'd rather not.

NOOLigan wrote: .... and i was going to post that pic of me post surgery again only to find out that this is yet another thread having a go at a fellow nooler.

Yes, because we're all a Community, arent we?

And i dont see anything in Jims post which is an attack on anyone. I think its a great idea for a thread. Next time i've got a cold, I'll be sure to post it in here.

This is the thread Ron! Mitigation!!

El Jarvo wrote:

Doctor? wrote: You might want to look at those pics and read some pages to see that you too might be a right cunt in my shoes.

I'm a right cnut anyway.

You can't blame the illness though, Cambiasso. People suffer from much worse and it doesn't give them the excuse to kick up a fuss all the time.

Actually Al I think you're only a "mock cunt" ;)

It's not really the illness, it's the things I take for it as well, and the other shit, the real world's horrible just now, I can do without stress here.

And I don't use it as a permenant excuse, the last 3 weeks or so it's been varying from bad to terrible. Anythign in the 3 or 4 weeks preceeding that was defo my own doing :D Well it's all my own doing, my own words, it's just a question of how clearly I comprehend what's being said and meant, and how quickly I rise to the bait, it's the difference between a tentative mouthing and gulping the hook, hitching myeslf on the gills from the inside and tailwalking on the surface for the entertainment of others.

Doctor? wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Doctor? wrote: You might want to look at those pics and read some pages to see that you too might be a right cunt in my shoes.

I'm a right cnut anyway.

You can't blame the illness though, Cambiasso. People suffer from much worse and it doesn't give them the excuse to kick up a fuss all the time.

Actually Al I think you're only a "mock cunt" ;)

It's not really the illness, it's the things I take for it as well, and the other shit, the real world's horrible just now, I can do without stress here.

And I don't use it as a permenant excuse, the last 3 weeks or so it's been varying from bad to terrible. Anythign in the 3 or 4 weeks preceeding that was defo my own doing :D Well it's all my own doing, my own words, it's just a question of how clearly I comprehend what's being said and meant, and how quickly I rise to the bait, it's the difference between a tentative mouthing and gulping the hook, hitching myeslf on the gills from the inside and tailwalking on the surface for the entertainment of others.

I think I'm missing the point here as I think I've missed some posts. Are you really unwell? If you are, sorry to hear that mate.

:bag:

:bag:

Doggy wrote: I've missed some posts. Are you really unwell?

A couple of holes in that bag would be useful!

A Diamond a Dozen wrote:

Doggy wrote: I've missed some posts. Are you really unwell?

A couple of holes in that bag would be useful!

Sorry. Thats as many as I am allowed!

:bag:

Yes Doggy, I'm pretty fucked up, comes and goes tho, so I do get some normality too :D

But as has been pointed out, it's not an excuse.

And Colin, the person who told you that knows me better than anyone else here, so there you have it :D

PS, the drugs are kicking in, so I'll be talking bollox from now on tonight :D

[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote:

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: And if I ever threaten to get physical, you better believe I mean it.

You use all the smoothest chat up lines eh!

Beat me to it here. or with the lines from the harder set - is that a threat or promise.

As far as details of anyones ailments and misfortunes. First choice obviously is wishing that shite doesn't happen but if / when it does much rather read limited, editted select information because that hopefully means it's getting dealt with. Not bottled. Think small earth slips to release pressure instead of huge earthquakes. Also where are the spectacular knee surgeries. That's something else entirely. Edit Pair of scissors dropped on my bare foot last week. Has healed up nicely, thanks!

14 K wrote:

[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote:

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: And if I ever threaten to get physical, you better believe I mean it.

You use all the smoothest chat up lines eh!

Beat me to it here. or with the lines from the harder set - is that a threat or promise.

It's neither, I haven't threatened anyone yet!

Good, cos running away is something else I'm not tremendously good at

A Diamond a Dozen wrote:

14 K wrote: lines from the harder set -

It's neither, I haven't threatened anyone yet!

. . :raisedeyebrow: I know. should I have added a smilie. Re: the last long pages threads w/ Steve. I also didn't read any threat. But it was mostly the next day that I'd hit this site again and read it all. As it didn't concern me - didn't comment. Is all past and sorted now I trust.

has anyone got a band aid?

I know nothing about New Order wrote: has anyone got a band aid?

BOB do they KNOW it SHEDMAS!