What i did on my holidays by Theo Walcott

Christopher Owens wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Good man Owens...is that a picture of every sane street in belfast next tuesday night? :D

If this is anything to go by, then probably not:

I said SANE street, the fuckwitts usually keep their mooing to their own shitholes until the 12th morning, THEN they go to ram it down every other unsuspecting fuckers face.

Me? Oh I have a 2 hour parade of the bastards that'll be passing within 50 yards of my bedroom window, in between 2 night shifts.

Time for a concerned residents committee of one I think.

I fear there is no such thing as a sane street here. There'll always be riots.

I'm outta here on the 12th.

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

KNOB OFF!

i'm gonna use that one in future

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

KNOB OFF!

i'm gonna use that one in future

MINT

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

KNOB OFF!

i'm gonna use that one in future

MINT

knob off sounds quality.

Christopher Owens wrote: I fear there is no such thing as a sane street here. There'll always be riots.

I'm outta here on the 12th.

the ones near me all fuck off to Southport on the 12th. come back shitfaced with red/orange dye in their hair, then start fighting amongst themselves. happens every year.

The definition of mad for me is someone who sits in a smart restaurants and allows coffee to run out of their nose.

Anything less than that isn't mad, just a little wacky.

Normal is Dull.

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

KNOB OFF!

i'm gonna use that one in future

MINT

knob off sounds quality.

And the only person on this thread Jemma's still speaking to is......

Well mad, crazy or not. If you did write it I'm impressed!! Not only that but coming up with new phrases for youths to adopt too.

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

KNOB OFF!

i'm gonna use that one in future

MINT

knob off sounds quality.

Tis good

personal fave would be "Piss up a rope, fuckstick! "

• straight outta Vis

Doctor? wrote:

unless you consider the above a ringing endorsement, for which she will shower you in praise

is that a reference to your "mobile phone"

CuanaD - D-plus wrote: Tis good

personal fave would be "Piss up a rope, fuckstick! "

• straight outta Vis

Ah, Rude Kid...

SHEDi xxx

I got this sent by email, it's so dark....very funny though.