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Channel 4 is to screen footage from Britain's first 'marathon masturbation' event.

Hundreds of sexual exhibitionists – both male and female – are expected to attend the charity event in Central London early next month.

A 60-minute documentary, entitled W***athon, will follow in the autumn.

'We feel this is exactly the type of provocative and mischievous programming that Channel 4 should be covering in the 11pm slot,' said Andrew MacKenzie, the broadcaster's factual entertainment commissioning editor. 'Masturbation is something many people do but it is something not many people talk about.'

But John Beyer, head of Mediawatch, which campaigns against 'offensive' issues in the media, condemned the planned broadcast.

He said: 'Channel 4 is a public broadcaster and, under the Communications Act, it should not carry material which would cause public offence.

'[Broadcasting watchdogs] cannot do anything until people complain after the programme is shown, so we are calling for Culture, Media and Sport Secretary Tessa Jowell to intervene.'

Scotland Yard said it was unlikely to intervene because obscenity laws 'were always a matter of interpretation'.

The W***athon is the brainchild of the San Francisco-based Centre for Sex and Culture, which holds similar events in the US to help safe-sex groups.

Prizes will be on offer for those who have the most orgasms and those who can masturbate the longest – the record is eight-and-a-half hours.

Faked orgasms are not allowed and competitors who break this rule three times can expect to be disqualified.

However, the invigilators, who will also be naked, have not said how they expect to spot 'fakers'.

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You'll go blind, it'll drop off etc.... :nono:

:p

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Might I just add... after 8.5 hours, I hope he's using lube... :eek3:

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Are porno mags allowed?:confused2:

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Shellshocker wrote: Are porno mags allowed?:confused2:

Do you really need that when there are live ladies in front of you? :skeptic:

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Spotnick wrote:

Shellshocker wrote: Are porno mags allowed?:confused2:

Do you really need that when there are live ladies in front of you? :skeptic:

:lol: :laugh: Good point!

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It'll get a bit sore once both tanks are running on empty won't it?!

Seems more like torture than a pleasure-a-thon.

I'm really not surprised Channel 4 is showing this :laugh:

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Spotnick wrote:

Shellshocker wrote: Are porno mags allowed?:confused2:

Do you really need that when there are live ladies in front of you? :skeptic:

I'd imagine you would.. after a while it must get sort of clinical

i'd be put off sex for life i think

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How do they really prove if a woman is faking? :crazy:

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Mrs. Brightside wrote: How do they really prove if a woman is faking? :crazy:

You mean women fake it?? :jawdrop: :eek3:

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Mrs. Brightside wrote: How do they really prove if a woman is faking? :crazy:

if there's a puddle on the ground

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Has anyone heard from Rocket Mick lately? :skeptic:

And no, I will not be participating myself...I don't want to put anyone to shame :evil4:

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Is it sponsored by the Portuguese football squad?

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Is it sponsored by the Portuguese football squad?

No, :nono: Depeche Fcuking Mode :evil4:

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They'll need a chuffing big biscuit.

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You know what the official theme songs are, of course.......:nervous:

Pump It Up, Elvis Costello I Touch Myself, Divinyls Dancing with Myself, Billy Idol Never, Ever Gonna Give You Up, Barry White In My Room, Beach Boys Pictures of Lily, The Who In The Wee Small Hours, Frank Sinatra :evil4:

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In Your Rooms - Bangles All By Myself - Eric Carmen

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James Thomas wrote: They'll need a chuffing big biscuit.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Is this John Beyer a replacement for Mary Whitehouse? :crazy:

Actually, I'm not sure how they're going to film this - I mean you can't show the actual act (on a male or female)...

Hmmm... Wonder how you can enrol in it? :rofl:

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Another chune....

Lionel Richie - Hello

:evil4:

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Teenage Kicks by The Undertones was originally written about wanking, Apparently it was deemed unsuitable especially in Ireland and they were made to change the lyrics:crazy:

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Nay 'eck, young uns' nowadays

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James Thomas wrote: They'll need a chuffing big biscuit.

That would be one hell of a soggy biscuit..Would'nt want to finish last,that's for sure... :nono:

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turning japanese - another song written about it....

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well let's nor mention good vibrations.

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New Order - The Perfect Kiss ("Tonight I should have stayed at home, playing with my pleasurezone")

:spit:

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Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict The Wake - Solo Project

SHEDi xxx

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Divinyls - I touch myself

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I'm sure this will turn out to be 1:100 women vs men...

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It will be a quiet day on NOOL :nod:

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will tissues be provided?

and what about empty champagne glasses, for that full woman dowsing effect?

:nod:

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1000's of w*nkers in one place and on tv.

Wednesday 26th July - Channel 5 - 7.30pm :laugh:

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