imagine....
911: "Whats your emergency?"
Caller (Jack): " [screams] I need help, there's a (herd) of chickens attacking my dogs!!!"
911: "Are you able to scare the chickens away long enough to get the dogs inside?"
Caller(Jack): "No.....[screams]....[foghorn sounds-a single chicken attacks]... you sonuvabitch".....
[-phone goes dead-]
911:"Sir?"
