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She would know that :hat: is NOT one of the smileys that can be added to the end of a rude comment to show that no offence is caused.

The stupid bastard :wink: :wink: :thumb:

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She would moderate him for posting :wink: :wink: :thumb: at the end of a rude comment. The stupid bastard thinks it caused no offence :wink:

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Can i join in? I love a good fight!

You're both twats :thumb:

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Silly cow! :thumb:

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Foreign Fuckwit :D

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COME ON EVERYBODY JOIN IN - LET'S HAVE A FREE-FOR-ALL

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Who invited that orange git to join in :crazy: :crazy: :wink:

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Nobody puts orange in a corner.

Mince off you cantonese sewer rat.

OOps forgot me smiley :baby:

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[orange]Missy Orange[/orange] wrote: Love you, Maya. I've always wanted to be like you

awwwwwww

You're very kind, Jemmy :blush:

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[orange]Missy Orange[/orange] wrote: COME ON EVERYBODY JOIN IN - LET'S HAVE AN ORGY

Wrong thread - this ones for insulting people you really hate, then putting a load of smileys at the end so you can say that you were only messing about when you lose your bottle about five minutes after posting.

:wink:

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Madame Hollywood wrote:

[orange]Missy Orange[/orange] wrote: You're alright, Maya for a Serb. I've always wondered how you can seem so normal

I have always been in awwwwwww of you Jemmy

Wish i could be like you, you're the best :blush:

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[orange]Missy Orange[/orange] wrote: Nobody puts orange in a corner.

Mince off you cantonese sewer rat.

OOps forgot me smiley :baby:

Damn - you edited it before I got chance to pull you up.

But anyway, :baby: isn't an insult-modifier so you've been rude to me and you mean it because you didn't put :thumb: or :wink: so legally we're not friends any more.

:cry:

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...Is this a face of concern?

:jump:

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[orange]Missy Orange[/orange] wrote:

I think I talk funny

Nah, you're alright for a Bolton chick :thumb:

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Thanks :)

Er,

Bollocks to you :shades:

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:finger: to you

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:eek:

You forgot the smiley :banghead:

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I just thought, does it work the other way?

Madame Hollywood is a proper laugh. She's one of the nicest members of this forum.

:laugh:

And I really really like that Missy Orange too. She's really pretty and comes across as really intelegent too.

:wink:

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That Jack is a little fanny though :thumb:

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:finger: to you, luv!

Better? :wink:

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:\pimp:

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Johnny Come Lately wrote: That Jack is a little fanny though :thumb:

shut it clungeface :evil4: :laugh:

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Johnny Come Lately wrote:

And I really really like that Missy Orange too. She's really pretty and comes across as really intelegent too.

Has she just paid you £40 for you to type that?

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[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote:

:nod:

:nod: :wink:

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J.A.K. is a tit! :nod: :thumb:

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[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote:

Johnny Come Lately wrote: That Jack is a little fanny though :thumb:

shut it clungeface :evil4: :laugh:

Chode :evil4:

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Madame Hollywood wrote: J.A.K. is a tit! :nod: :thumb:

not what you whispered down me lug-hole last night! :nod:

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Now if any of the women sucked as much as this thread, the world would be a better place. So I am reliably informed.

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Johnny Come Lately wrote:

[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote:

Johnny Come Lately wrote: That Jack is a little fanny though :thumb:

shut it clungeface :evil4: :laugh:

Chode :evil4:

MUFF

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oldmonkey wrote: Now if any of the women sucked as much as this thread, the world would be a better place. So I am reliably informed.

yeah...what a blow. :laugh:

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oldmonkey wrote: Now if any of the women sucked as much as this thread, the world would be a better place. So I am reliably informed.

Wonder whether the thread can keep it up ALL WEEKEND?

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Johnny Come Lately wrote: She would know that :hat: is NOT one of the smileys that can be added to the end of a rude comment to show that no offence is caused.

The stupid bastard :wink: :wink: :thumb:

surely it should be no offence intended? you must have been living in the land of the scotch too long, your engerlish has gone right down the pan you eeeeediot.

:nod: :thumb: :wink:

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I did think about my wording, but admit that it is still wrong. 'No offence intended' would have been more wrong - the idea is clearly that you say what you want, but add teh smileys at the end to enable you to act all indignant if anyone complains or, worse, threatens to pull your head off in response.

You pedantic twat :evil4:

You're right as well when you say that I've been up here too long - I am working on it though :thumb:

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[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote:

is that barney?:rolleyes:

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its ricky from deacon blow

:nod:

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[orange]Missy Orange[/orange] wrote: ...Is this a face of concern?

Face ??

I thought that was your arse.

:evil4:

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Spot on Dave, most people make that mistake, not only for how it looks, but also the amount of shite that spews forth from it's major orrifice.

Will attach smilies later when I've lost me bottle.

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Doctor? wrote: Spot on Dave, most people make that mistake, not only for how it looks, but also the amount of shite that spews forth from it's major orrifice.

Will attach smilies later when I've lost me bottle.

:rofl:

:dead:

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two words: saddle creek

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