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oldmonkey wrote: Now if any of the women sucked as much as this thread, the world would be a better place. So I am reliably informed.

yeah...what a blow. :laugh:

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oldmonkey wrote: Now if any of the women sucked as much as this thread, the world would be a better place. So I am reliably informed.

Wonder whether the thread can keep it up ALL WEEKEND?

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Johnny Come Lately wrote: She would know that :hat: is NOT one of the smileys that can be added to the end of a rude comment to show that no offence is caused.

The stupid bastard :wink: :wink: :thumb:

surely it should be no offence intended? you must have been living in the land of the scotch too long, your engerlish has gone right down the pan you eeeeediot.

:nod: :thumb: :wink:

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I did think about my wording, but admit that it is still wrong. 'No offence intended' would have been more wrong - the idea is clearly that you say what you want, but add teh smileys at the end to enable you to act all indignant if anyone complains or, worse, threatens to pull your head off in response.

You pedantic twat :evil4:

You're right as well when you say that I've been up here too long - I am working on it though :thumb:

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[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote:

is that barney?:rolleyes:

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its ricky from deacon blow

:nod:

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[orange]Missy Orange[/orange] wrote: ...Is this a face of concern?

Face ??

I thought that was your arse.

:evil4:

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Spot on Dave, most people make that mistake, not only for how it looks, but also the amount of shite that spews forth from it's major orrifice.

Will attach smilies later when I've lost me bottle.

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Doctor? wrote: Spot on Dave, most people make that mistake, not only for how it looks, but also the amount of shite that spews forth from it's major orrifice.

Will attach smilies later when I've lost me bottle.

:rofl:

:dead:

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two words: saddle creek

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