Today is the hottest day of the year so far in Canada. I figured I would try to see what "It's so hot..." jokes are out there in Noolyland. Here's my lame attempt:
It's so hot that Paris Hilton just won't shut up. 
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33 degress, 48 with humidex.
To be honest, I think it's the hottest day I've ever experienced.
Can't stand the humidity.. tonight is going to be a nightmare, I only have air conditionning in my home office :(
I live in Georgia. I was outside for 15 minutes and I sweated right through my clothes.
It's actually dangerous out there.
It's cold and raining in the Manchester and i'm glad, i might get some bloody sleep tonight for the first time in weeks.
Been very hot here for weeks now (30-35C) with almost 90% of humidity, that's just too bad.
But it looks like it's going to rain today. Yay!
its raining as usual in Rainchester.
usual shitty grey sky, annoying drizzle, and the woman are covered up more today. bastardly depressing
Missy Jem wrote: It's cold and raining in the Manchester and i'm glad, i might get some bloody sleep tonight for the first time in weeks.
I Totally agree, I got the first decent nights sleep I've had for ages.
I hope it lasts, but the forecasters seem to think we will get another heat wave soon....... Bah humbug!
It's raining it's head off here. Freezing too.
And I've just had to walk back to the office after picking up a flat tyre.
:wet:
How can someone who was raised as a girl in Belgrade have the sense of humour of a six-year old English boy?
White Diamond wrote: How can someone who was raised as a girl in Belgrade have the sense of humour of a six-year old English boy?
Cause it's not supposed to be funny. I said it in a sad way 
I'm a retard :\ohwell:
Banking on another Sunny day,but no..Took some time off work,so Tina can nurse her dad,who is close to the end,after a long and brave battle with cancer.Bad times here.Was going to have a drive to Flamingo Land theme park,with the kids to take their mind off all this for a short while,as its all getting on top of everyone..Pissing down,so fuck it.Will have to think of something indoorsy.
Steve Lea wrote: It's snowing in Jo'burg today, first time in eight years!
fookin cold here too. no snow though. however that will change later in the week. there will be snow in them bloody snowy mountains at least for sure.
having said that, it has been a reasonably mild winter so far.
It's a bit chilly and windy here.
Paris Hilton? That dip shit's just released a single here ffs!
Is it any good?
Foreign F**kwitt wrote: Ace spelling, Nooligan
Ta M.
it may be time to retire for today then.
White Diamond wrote: It's raining it's head off here. Freezing too.
And I've just had to walk back to the office after picking up a flat tyre.
:wet:
you should have picked up a pumped up one.
Its actually pissing down here today,which is more like the good old english summer i was expecting!
Still stupid hot here in the GTA. Supposed to end tonight, I pray. So glad the house my wife and I bought a year and a half ago has central A/C.
Pishing down here.
Fooking typical as i'm off this week after enduring the heatwave at work this past month.
Took the kids to Wicksteed Park yesterday and we all got drenched. 
I feel for you all, its been 35-39 since the first week in July. Luckily the a/c has held up like a trooper.
fuckin'ell...pissing and moaning about the heat...
next thing you know, some bastard will start complaining about how it's COLD...
I stood outside yesterday, passing out free school supplies to underprivleged children, for two hours in 100 degree heat, and I didn't even break a sweat...frigging pansies...
okay, maybe I did sweat...like a virgin at a prison rodeo...but it wasn't bad...
