This is all very flattering!! Interested parties should know that me and Mr Pontiac had a brief fling a few years back. During sex, he used to scream out "fuck me to the left!!! To the LEFT!!!!" and "thrust your liberalism up my shitter!!!!". It ended in tears.
I also had a romantic tryst with Buffy the Teacher until she gave me a 50 minute lesson in sex and reproduction, compete with PowerPoint slides and , alas, our love could go on no more.
Me and Kershie almost indulged in a quickie in a Liverpool alley some months back, but upon spying my circumcised todger, my would-be scouse bum chum fled into the night, screaming something unsavoury about Jewish folk.
It's never just wanton abuse round here: there's always a deeper tale.....
