Ive just finished my bottle

of Cabernet.Iam a bit pissed, its almost 1st AM so good night

dry horrors for the rest of the night then!

i used to drink like that.. and shots of southerncomfort at lunch time , munter i was ha haha

a good old fry up in the morning, eggs..... the works is this the plan??

Going to finish off a bottle of mead tonight and crank through another one of cider...then get into the hard stuff. Fuck it, it's the weekend.

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Going to finish off a bottle of mead tonight and crank through another one of cider...then get into the hard stuff. Fuck it, it's the weekend.

Good to hear!You still with your WOMAN?

arek p. wrote: of Cabernet.Iam a bit pissed, its almost 1st AM so good night

drunk like a Pole ?

That is what we say... soûl comme un Polonais...

We could start a thread with this... French say : to be drunk like a Pole. Czechs say : to be drunk like a Dane... What about you in Poland ?

Apart from a beer,i`ve never finished a bottle in my life.

Jiphy wrote:

arek p. wrote: of Cabernet.Iam a bit pissed, its almost 1st AM so good night

drunk like a Pole ?

That is what we say... soûl comme un Polonais...

We could start a thread with this... French say : to be drunk like a Pole. Czechs say : to be drunk like a Dane... What about you in Poland ?

We say drunk like a Scot. BTW. Do you know Jiphi the origin of Drunk Like A Pole phrase? I think it was invented by the French when we fought together on Somosierra, Spain. Long time ago, cheers mate and dont be ashamed to drink, heheheh

Where I come from, we say 'drunk like an arse'

Drunk as a Lord in England.

Hence the old joke (repeated here for historical rather than hysterical purposes) about the man in the dock who claims he was as drunk as a judge at the time of the offence.

The judge looks at him sternly and asks "Don't you mean 'drunk as a Lord'"?

The defendant, realising what he's done, replies "Yes m'Lord, sorry m'lord."

Scot's just say "Pished", or any one of a million words (like the Eskimos and snow!)

i was well arnold the other night

dunno where "arnold" came from but we sometimes say that.

you think thats bad i happen to forgot my house keys last nite so at 3 o'clock in the morn i made my bed on the patio floor(cold n wet) using a pair of gloves n a tea towel for a bed

from no one my house keys are selotaped to me b4 i go out

ROCKET MICK wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Going to finish off a bottle of mead tonight and crank through another one of cider...then get into the hard stuff. Fuck it, it's the weekend.

Good to hear!You still with your WOMAN?

I am. She got drunk with me for a quiet evening in.

arek p. wrote: We say drunk like a Scot. BTW. Do you know Jiphi the origin of Drunk Like A Pole phrase? I think it was invented by the French when we fought together on Somosierra, Spain. Long time ago, cheers mate and dont be ashamed to drink, heheheh

I found these following statements on a Russian site for translators :

Poles and French drank and the Poles won. So Napoléon said : "Be drunk, but be drunk like a Pole". Long time ago indeed.

Also, about the Poles, the following idiomatic sentence : "pijany jak Moskal". Did you lie to us ?

In Spain : "borracho como un marinero inglès"

And, I cannot drink anymore... This is quiet like an allergy... My legs and my arms become bigger (no kidding - just like an old fat lady legs) and gives me a Frankestein way of walking... Strange... Already three years... The doctors cannot say where it comes from but testify this is not normal... By now, a sip of Pils gives me the same taste in my mouth than a glass of Wyborowa when I was fine...

Jiphy wrote:

arek p. wrote: We say drunk like a Scot. BTW. Do you know Jiphi the origin of Drunk Like A Pole phrase? I think it was invented by the French when we fought together on Somosierra, Spain. Long time ago, cheers mate and dont be ashamed to drink, heheheh

I found these following statements on a Russian site for translators :

Poles and French drank and the Poles won. So Napoléon said : "Be drunk, but be drunk like a Pole". Long time ago indeed.

Also, about the Poles, the following idiomatic sentence : "pijany jak Moskal". Did you lie to us ?

In Spain : "borracho como un marinero inglès"

And, I cannot drink anymore... This is quiet like an allergy... My legs and my arms become bigger (no kidding - just like an old fat lady legs) and gives me a Frankestein way of walking... Strange... Already three years... The doctors cannot say where it comes from but testify this is not normal... By now, a sip of Pils gives me the same taste in my mouth than a glass of Wyborowa when I was fine...

My condolences on your allergy. So every country thinks their neighbors are alcoholics?

EDIT: I'm not aware of an nationality that we make fun here of for drinking a lot. But someone can prove me wrong.

Rick Banks wrote: you think thats bad i happen to forgot my house keys last nite so at 3 o'clock in the morn i made my bed on the patio floor(cold n wet) using a pair of gloves n a tea towel for a bed

from no one my house keys are selotaped to me b4 i go out

your poor guy , i hope you didnt wake up with a sore throat. couldnt you find a dog or cat to cuddle for warmth, a big smelly dog wouldnt be nice mind you.

Jiphy wrote:

arek p. wrote: We say drunk like a Scot. BTW. Do you know Jiphi the origin of Drunk Like A Pole phrase? I think it was invented by the French when we fought together on Somosierra, Spain. Long time ago, cheers mate and dont be ashamed to drink, heheheh

I found these following statements on a Russian site for translators :

Poles and French drank and the Poles won. So Napoléon said : "Be drunk, but be drunk like a Pole". Long time ago indeed.

Also, about the Poles, the following idiomatic sentence : "pijany jak Moskal". Did you lie to us ?

In Spain : "borracho como un marinero inglès"

And, I cannot drink anymore... This is quiet like an allergy... My legs and my arms become bigger (no kidding - just like an old fat lady legs) and gives me a Frankestein way of walking... Strange... Already three years... The doctors cannot say where it comes from but testify this is not normal... By now, a sip of Pils gives me the same taste in my mouth than a glass of Wyborowa when I was fine...

Hmmm, i have to admit that there's always been a bit of banter (to say the least!!) between Poles and Russians who can drink more....Not to mention who invented Vodka...:D Of couse we did (flying the flag)

girl afraid wrote:

Jiphy wrote:

arek p. wrote: We say drunk like a Scot. BTW. Do you know Jiphi the origin of Drunk Like A Pole phrase? I think it was invented by the French when we fought together on Somosierra, Spain. Long time ago, cheers mate and dont be ashamed to drink, heheheh

I found these following statements on a Russian site for translators :

Poles and French drank and the Poles won. So Napoléon said : "Be drunk, but be drunk like a Pole". Long time ago indeed.

Also, about the Poles, the following idiomatic sentence : "pijany jak Moskal". Did you lie to us ?

In Spain : "borracho como un marinero inglès"

And, I cannot drink anymore... This is quiet like an allergy... My legs and my arms become bigger (no kidding - just like an old fat lady legs) and gives me a Frankestein way of walking... Strange... Already three years... The doctors cannot say where it comes from but testify this is not normal... By now, a sip of Pils gives me the same taste in my mouth than a glass of Wyborowa when I was fine...

Hmmm, i have to admit that there's always been a bit of banter (to say the least!!) between Poles and Russians who can drink more....Not to mention who invented Vodka...:D Of couse we did (flying the flag)

I remember a military meeting between the French and the Polish armies when I was doing my time. Polish officers said that it was more enjoyable by the time of the Warsaw agreement because they used to drink themselves to the ground with the Russians... and that we were not able to do so with them... that it was no fun...

Jiphy wrote: I remember a military meeting between the French and the Polish armies when I was doing my time. Polish officers said that it was more enjoyable by the time of the Warsaw agreement because they used to drink themselves to the ground with the Russians... and that we were not able to do so with them... that it was no fun...

Yeah, those Russians are world class drinkers. I probably couldn't keep up in the vodka department with a 5 year old Russian who's just given blood.