Which newbie annoys you most?

J.A.K wrote: tell me Ma me Ma. to put the Champagne on ice We going to Cardiff twice. tell me Ma me Ma.

(repeat twice)

like in Que Sera Sera

ALDO??????!! fuckinhell, fickle you are jackery, with your avatars.

James Thomas wrote: Urban Dictionary

1. yer ma!

wen ppl hav nothin better 2 offend ppl, they refer 2 'yer ma' meaning your mam, they are trying to say they have shagged her basically

george:your crap at singing! freddy: yer ma's crap! (aka : in bed)

Unfortunately written in text speak but you get the gist.

Thanks for the clarification. I'll make sure i use it myself now.

Uncle Liam wrote:

James Thomas wrote: Urban Dictionary

1. yer ma!

wen ppl hav nothin better 2 offend ppl, they refer 2 'yer ma' meaning your mam, they are trying to say they have shagged her basically

george:your crap at singing! freddy: yer ma's crap! (aka : in bed)

Unfortunately written in text speak but you get the gist.

Thanks for the clarification. I'll make sure i use it myself now.

You also left out that it can also be a term of affection between old friends, since me and Liam are joined at the hip.

Do I annoy you Shug?

It's weird, you see this SO many places online....the newbie as enemy of the people. As has been mentioned, we were all new once. Newbies are the fresh intake ,the lifeblood of any form of social grouping.

Makes me chuckle, it's like objecting to babies. (actually I do object to babies in my imeadiate area, but not just generally, sort of, on principal).

Serval people on here have managed to push me to somewhere beyond incandescence and verging on apoplexy, but it usually last only about as long as it takes for me to fire back a load of shite, or see a shiny object, whichever occurs first. I can't think of anyone hereabouts whose very existence offends me in the least.

I remember ages ago when i was a newbie on The Killers Message Boards, i didn't realise at first but it was all teenagers (intelligent ones i have to say). They slated me everytime i went on, didn't get my sense of humour and i couldn't argue back because i didn't understand the names they were using

I just wasn't down with the kids!!

I tend not to get annoyed by newbies at all,I just think some people,oldies and newbies are cunts anyhow,as I'm sure we all must.. Krisna is good value,and daft as a carrot 14k is not a newbie,he has been sharing his curious coded wisdom with this board for ages,Long may he continue to do so for me..

Boatraceface wrote:

14k is not a newbie,he has been sharing his curious coded wisdom with this board for ages,Long may he continue to do so for me..

You silly sod, 14K is a girl

Its a GIRL? I can't access it's profile! That will teach me to make unfounded poorly informed asumptions! Oh well!!

Have you got a nice arse 14K?

Boatraceface wrote: Its a GIRL?

Do you always have these gender identification problems, BRF?

Snorri xxx

Surely annoying people are all part of the forum thing.

Normally if someone gets on your tits you can't tell them, but here you can vent all your anger safe in the knowledge that many of them are 1,000s of miles away.

Ness Order wrote: Surely annoying people are all part of the forum thing.

Normally if someone gets on your tits you can't tell them, but here you can vent all your anger safe in the knowledge that many of them are 1,000s of miles away.

Unless they turn up at gigs and spot you wandering down the aisle.. Like at Liverpool

Missy Jem wrote: I remember ages ago when i was a newbie on The Killers Message Boards, i didn't realise at first but it was all teenagers (intelligent ones i have to say). They slated me everytime i went on, didn't get my sense of humour and i couldn't argue back because i didn't understand the names they were using

I just wasn't down with the kids!!

Killers

well there you go.

I aint even got a fuckin clue who 14k is?

eyes wide shut and all that.

But can you tell someone if you want to get on their tits?

As Shug says, you can always avoid threads if started by someone with whom you don't share much common ground. Or you can post something rude or inflammatory in their thread and cause a flame war! Best of both worlds!

The one who's gone taking a shit, haha

It's so full of it

Missy Jem wrote: I remember ages ago when i was a newbie on The Killers Message Boards, i didn't realise at first but it was all teenagers (intelligent ones i have to say). They slated me everytime i went on, didn't get my sense of humour and i couldn't argue back because i didn't understand the names they were using

I just wasn't down with the kids!!

ah, well. i guess it's time to reserve you a room in twilight manor. or we could just wheel you in to A&E with a note attached to your bosom that says 'FEED ME".

Snorrimon wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Its a GIRL?

Do you always have these gender identification problems, BRF?

Snorri xxx

Nope,but I have no proof,so it's an it until a profile is available to view..I like 14k's wisdom regardless of gender,race,creed,colour or sexual orientation, ..

You on the other hand are a cunt!

Ok your not...I'm very snorri man

Boatraceface wrote:

I like 14k's wisdom regardless of gender

Ha ha!

So likeable to basically imply it has to be a boy, eh?

You fuckin freak!!

Only messin', Boaty!

Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

I like 14k's wisdom regardless of gender

Ha ha!

So likeable to basically imply it has to be a boy, eh?

You fuckin freak!!

Only messin', Boaty!

Eh

I love lasses,I do

Well,apart from the odd foreign Fuckwitt that is:p

Boatraceface wrote:

You on the other hand are a cunt!

Ok you're not...I'm very snorri man

No arguments there...

Snorri xxx

EDIT: And that grammar is just begging for one of CM's your/you're lessons...

Cohesive tales of Yore/Your/You're...A pedants tale

Edit: Pedant's

Boatraceface wrote: Cohesive tales of Yore/Your/You're...A pedants tale

Yeah, I suppose with the summer holidays, I haven't had anything to correct for weeks now... The red pen's itching to get stuck into some kid's crap prose...

Snorri xxx

EDIT: Good edit!

Shug,i never had you down as a "Some of us are better than others" kind of lad...

steveone wrote: Shug,i never had you down as a "Some of us are better than others" kind of lad...

He ISN't.....i think he us just JESTING with LIAM.After ALL it was SHUG who gave him the UNCLE tag in the first place. He will be AMAZED that i am defending the guy who calls me BALDY TWAT.But life is TOO short.....just like SHUG!

MISS JEMMY