RefurbiSHED

It's back

:D

meh.

Digital Mike wrote: It's back

:D

Where? I've seen refurbiROCKET MICK, but no SHED... Does this mean that the smoking ban has resulted in the end of the Ashtray of Doom?

Snorri xxx

No Shed game this Saturday

Hello!Where is RON?

Digital Mike wrote: No Shed game this Saturday

Woo-hoo! May need an explanation of the rules from the compere and his beautiful assistant (Maya? ) beforehand, though...

Snorri xxx

OI TEACHER leave them RULES alone!

cAN I play?

It will be Shedtastic :D

First time i have seen MIKE with an OAR!

First time i have seen MIKE with an OAR!

Sail Away with me Honey :D

Prepare for NOOL WARS -PART IV!!

We're Back

That's better - didn't seem right without the thread being sticky...

Does this mean the live Shed game at the NOOL Event is still on?

Good to be back...

Snorri xxx

VANISHING Point of NO return. Putting on my new shoes......stepping on the GRASS!

ROCKET MICK wrote: cAN I play?

Only if you play at the same time as SHED...

Where's Maya with the current leader board or are we starting a new season?

Snorri xxx

ROCKET can use my POWER!

Hell it is very NICE here.Think i will hang around.Did i mention that i have got a JOB!Thought so.....

"THAT dirt will stay in your EYE"

IS your KEYBOARD fcuked too SHED?

SHED wrote: "THAT dirt will stay in your EYE"

Which song is that then?

And there's still this shed that we've kept through our lives

Rockey Mick - Shed Door unhinged

And is he STILL playing with his KNOB!

I refelted the roof on that old shed at me mam's a few years ago.Then the new owners knocked it down as soon as they moved in.Cnuts

POCKET ROCKET BILLIARDS!

Snorri xxx

Johnny wrote: I refelted the roof on that old shed at me mam's a few years ago.Then the new owners knocked it down as soon as they moved in.Cnuts

I ONCE had my COLLAR felt!

Snorrimon wrote:

Where's Maya with the current leader board or are we starting a new season?

Nooligan 15 SHEDimon 13 Rocket Mick 12 Cambo 11 Jack 10 Shed Peel 8 Diggy 7 Maya 7
Minx 5 REN 4 Sheddo 2 PSAS 2 Boatraceface 1
Shug 1 Mil 1 JT 1 Col 1 Johnny 1 Wino 1 Duroc 1 D13 1

The numbers on the right are showing the competitors' age.

Are Duroc and D13 one and the same?

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Johnny wrote: I refelted the roof on that old shed at me mam's a few years ago.Then the new owners knocked it down as soon as they moved in.Cnuts

I ONCE had my COLLAR felt!

Only once?

"Please don't take my DRUGS away,i'm going to give them up some day"

CORRS BLIMEY

CORRS BLIMEY

Sid's in the Shed - Wa Hargh Hargh Hargh

SID JAMES and HATTIE Rake

WELL it's goodnight from ME and........

......it's GOODNIGHT from HIM!

GOODNIGHT

i'm in. great to have a shed back. i missed it.

in a few days I'll have some great shed pics.

Carry on Gardening

NOOLigan wrote: i'm in. great to have a shed back. i missed it.

in a few days I'll have some great shed pics.

MORNING RON

Evening RON

ROCKET MICK wrote: IS your KEYBOARD fcuked too SHED?

ROCKET ! This keyboard has capital issues. But is a young offender and new so maybe can still learn new tricks. SHED sorts it out.

evening guys. 7.30 am here, so morning it is.

hey i'm still in the shed games lead.:)

Morning Ron

SHED wrote: WELL it's goodnight from ME and........

ROCKET MICK wrote: ......it's GOODNIGHT from HIM!

GOODNIGHT

It's the Two Sheddies

THE ASHTRAY OF DOOM.... WAS BURNT DOWN....WHILE I WAS SLEEPING oooooohhhhhh my shed has been arsoned. everything burned to ashes .all my budda statues, the dream catcher-feather-mi-gigies, the floor cusions, the yoga mats, (all while i was sleeping) but good call anyway,, the ashtray was soooo dead, it was only 5pages long but full of uninterest for all.

:) Great to have the old place back..... I like the new decor, However I shall reside at my upturned beer crate in the corner as usual.

CHEERS ALL :beer2:

Shedtastic hello too all and sundry in the internet's favourite garden outbuilding.

PS, note for binary bob, or hexdecimal hugo or octal oliver or whatever the shed he calls himself.....mail me yer address and I will re-send that Hillage/Orb gig as promised (like months ago).

I leave you with this thought......

If the square on the hypotenuse is equal to the sums of the squares on the other two sides....why is a mouse when it spins.

(40p for nailing the quote(SANS GOOGLE))

Long live the shed.

Is this where I left my penis?

Doctor? wrote: Shedtastic hello too all and sundry in the internet's favourite garden outbuilding.

PS, note for binary bob, or hexdecimal hugo or octal oliver or whatever the shed he calls himself.....mail me yer address and I will re-send that Hillage/Orb gig as promised (like months ago).

I leave you with this thought......

If the square on the hypotenuse is equal to the sums of the squares on the other two sides....why is a mouse when it spins.

(40p for nailing the quote(SANS GOOGLE))

just Who might the Dr be quoting?

Morning All

Morning folks! The return of the Shed has brought some fine weather back to the Badlands of the Fens... Perfect weather for some gardening...

Snorri xxx

Hey Hey Hey Hey..Smoke Weed Everyday

Seriously, where's the booze at?

Johnny wrote:

SHED wrote: WELL it's goodnight from ME and........

ROCKET MICK wrote: ......it's GOODNIGHT from HIM!

GOODNIGHT

It's the Two Sheddies

Right then ,two can play at the dual personality game.Or would that make 4?

eXeRcIsE mIcK here.

Johnny wrote:

Johnny wrote:

SHED wrote: WELL it's goodnight from ME and........

ROCKET MICK wrote: ......it's GOODNIGHT from HIM!

GOODNIGHT

It's the Two Sheddies

Right then ,two can play at the dual personality game.Or would that make 4?

Make that 3! Erm, 6 even!

Dudes

NObabe wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Johnny wrote:

SHED wrote: WELL it's goodnight from ME and........

ROCKET MICK wrote: ......it's GOODNIGHT from HIM!

GOODNIGHT

It's the Two Sheddies

Right then ,two can play at the dual personality game.Or would that make 4?

Make that 3! Erm, 6 even!

EVENING newbie NOBABE

Digital Mike wrote: Dudes

ALL the YOUNG

Johnny wrote:

Johnny wrote:

SHED wrote: WELL it's goodnight from ME and........

ROCKET MICK wrote: ......it's GOODNIGHT from HIM!GOODNIGHT

It's the Two Sheddies

John, Johnnys, Daves, Steves (one Doctor?),Allen, Alan..ROCKET !

Evening ROCKET

Now, where the fuck is that Ascension Island and does it have a government??

Now, where the fuck is that Ascension Island and does it have a government??

It has a Shed !

NObabe wrote: Evening ROCKET Now, where the fuck is that Ascension Island and does it have a government??

eh ?! DISCO ROCKET SHED this is getting much too confusing. Tho the more can always be the merrier. Hoping the weekend and any walks are the simple Joys. DIGGY M Looking forward. Cheers again. Laters all. a few around Emms too.

just off to the sports centre....back at 22:05 then having a few beers!

HAVE fun!

g'night SPORT

Good luck Mick

Now everyone's just being silly... Split personalities and doubles, indeed...

Snorri xxx

Completely agree, Snorri!

Yer idiot!

Question is: is Ascension Island anywhere Micronesia?

Snorri xxx

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

Yer idiot!

yer mom's an idiot!!!

or is that my mom???

Both yer moms...

Snorri xxx

Opens the shed door.....

Snorrimon wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

Yer idiot!

yer mom's an idiot!!!

or is that my mom???

Both yer moms...

Snorri xxx

No, my mom

No, MY mom!

double double good double double good

Shaun Ryder has got a brand new set of gnashers for £10,000

he now looks like a yank

Unrecognisable

"Dick Laurent is dead"

Lately the NOOL threads are hilarious... Good going, people!

I will have some really lovely shed pics in a couple of days. Spring has come early this year.

NOOLigan wrote: I will have some really lovely shed pics in a couple of days. Spring has come early this year.

the Sun is setting on my shed.I don't think it will last the winter:(

Any new pics of yer Shed Johnny ?

Digital Mike wrote: Any new pics of yer Shed Johnny ?

naah .its getting too embarrassingly derelict to post pics of these days.Just waiting to wake up one morning to see it has finally collapsed and then i'll hire a skip and get rid of it.Will then buy a new one but even small sheds are £170! .Don't mind payin about £70 but not £170

We must do Shed Aid

Don't forget to get some Cuprinol on it.Cold wet nights are drawing in.:(

how about some shed games soon? Please we've been missing them.

And some pictures of tits.

but no more pix of hot dogs, please.

NObabe wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

Yer idiot!

yer mom's an idiot!!!

or is that my mom???

Both yer moms...

Snorri xxx

No, my mom

Stacy's mom, too.

Morning MIKE and ALL

Dudes - Allo

hi guys.

bloody hell double identities. who is who? i should really try and keep up with the shed. lol

Shed Peel wrote: Stacy's mom, too.

I've heard that shes got it goin' on :D

CuanaD - D-plus wrote:

Shed Peel wrote: Stacy's mom, too.

I've heard that shes got it goin' on :D

kinky. there was a friend's...... .

Afternoon folks!

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: Afternoon folks!

Snorri xxx

DITTO

Burp

Monty,The Cook,The Wife and Her Lover wrote: Don't forget to get some Cuprinol on it.Cold wet nights are drawing in.:(

It would take more than Cuprinol to save it ,Monty!

Missy Jem wrote: Burp

one too many hotdogs?

The legends

CuanaD - D-plus wrote:

Shed Peel wrote: Stacy's mom, too.

I've heard that shes got it goin' on :D

You're right on that score

Minx wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Burp

one too many hotdogs?

Morning !

what size should I order???

Email me your chest size

56 GG

Honest

CHEST size Jemma, not BEST results,not yer IQ and yer fookin GCSE results.

Deaf ANd daft.

Ok I'll go away now :D

oops 11,000

Bloody hell, I'm struggling to get to 1000. :\ohwell:

Barnette wrote: Bloody hell, I'm struggling to get to 1000. :\ohwell:

you'll get there before you know it.

Evenin' All

Evening Mike. I trust all is well

Digital Mike wrote: Evenin' All

Night, (almost UK) Morning and Day everywhere. Hoping all's well.

Nice to see the simple pleasure of a well run thread on any forum. REFURBI-SHED of course being the one with UNKNOWN PLEASURES . Just never know what'll be here.. great work eh

spring has sprung. It will look even better in a couple of days.

Morning All, Evening Ron !

hey Mike king of the sheds.

hey Mike king of the sheds

You're too kind

Digital Mike wrote:

hey Mike king of the sheds

You're too kind

Digital Shed? :D

Analogue Shed

Digital Mike wrote:

Analogue Shed

nice. that looks like a swedish sauna.

nice. that looks like a swedish sauna.

Dual purpose

Digital Mike wrote:

nice. that looks like a swedish sauna.

Dual purpose

blond chick included.

:sex:

Digital Mike wrote: :sex:

YUP.

hubba hubba...

were is the chat room??

Back out the door, turn left then second room on right.

Back out the door, turn left then second room on right.

just got back onlie after a 2 months.. sorry guys but lookin for the chat room

ok missy out what door.. ha ha

how do you get into it? if you don't wanna tell me or don't know then just say... weirdo bitch

Oi mate, was havin a laugh.

It's on the Community thing i think, never been in it.

fuckin weird man/women wanker

ok missy.. just messin ok? .. nice one bruv/sis

Don't fucking call me a wanker, get a sense of humour you nerd!!

I replied to that before i saw you were joking.

Morning All, Evening Ron

Jemma is a WANKER!!!

Thanks Jeff, just cleaning Tea of my keyboard

ah hello Mike, and goodnight.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Don't fucking call me a wanker, get a sense of humour you nerd!!

Jemma is a WANKER!!!

I'll take that as a compliment from you

starting sixth form on wednesday

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Don't fucking call me a wanker, get a sense of humour you nerd!!

Jemma is a WANKER!!!

OOh Jem,do you do foreigners?

Spring over the shed.

FUCK ME THE NEW AUDIOSLAVE ALBUM IS GREAT

Wide Awake is incredible.

as good as this?

or totally different?

not as good as that, i mean that is classic.

but this is very, very good

Shedligan wrote: Spring over the shed.

You must have a spring in yer step today to manage that,Ron

[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: not as good as that, i mean that is classic.

but this is very, very good

What,as good as this??

Johnny wrote:

Shedligan wrote: Spring over the shed.

You must have a spring in yer step today to manage that,Ron

just standing on the BBQ.

Monty,The Biggest Dog In The World! wrote:

[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: not as good as that, i mean that is classic.

but this is very, very good

What,as good as this??

Hands down we have a winner.

Nice Avatar Monty. I think I look pretty drunk in that pic. Did you see that I made it on to the NOOL CD?

Monty,The Biggest Dog In The World! wrote:

[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: not as good as that, i mean that is classic.

but this is very, very good

What,as good as this??

James Last, a fellow native of Bremen.

Should have used...

Digital Mike wrote:

Ahh Juliette... Definitely in my top 20 of beautiful women.

In other news... oh yeah I'm pissed again... you know I'm pissed again... uh huh...

(sung like Phil Collins)

Top 20 Ric, Top 20, more like Top 1 :D

[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: starting sixth form on wednesday

Best wishes w/ all the classes etc.s and Good luck!.

Digital Mike wrote: Top 20 Ric, Top 20, more like Top 1 :D

Quality and pure class there. Got to agree. Digital M. Hoping trusting everyone is doing finely.

DISCO ROCKET and Planet Rocket renos- incorp. too?!

Digital Mike wrote: Top 20 Ric, Top 20, more like Top 1 :D

Well, every time I try narrowing down a top 10 or top 5 I think of someone else that should be higher on the list.

Except for Jennifer Connelly, who for me has always been my top 1... seen here in a similar pose to Mme Binoche...

Mr disco 99 wrote:

Digital Mike wrote: Top 20 Ric, Top 20, more like Top 1 :D

Well, every time I try narrowing down a top 10 or top 5 I think of someone else that should be higher on the list.

Except for Jennifer Connelly, who for me has always been my top 1... seen here in a similar pose to Mme Binoche...

Ah, I've loved Jennifer since The Rocketeer. She was number 1 on my list, for a few days anyway. She's still up there, though I rather like Keira Knightly these days, small boobs and all.

one last glorious shed spring pic.

Vik D - Serotonin wrote:

Monty,The Biggest Dog In The World! wrote:

[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: not as good as that, i mean that is classic.

but this is very, very good

What,as good as this??

Hands down we have a winner.

Nice Avatar Monty. I think I look pretty drunk in that pic. Did you see that I made it on to the NOOL CD?

YEA! Alright Vik.And yer song was Hooky's fave an' all!!

That Shed is looking Ace, Ron !

thanks mike. is it time to go home yet. one more hour.

Hey Ron, this is 999!!

Barnette wrote: Hey Ron, this is 999!!

I think you have a few more than that now. :D

NOOLigan wrote:

Barnette wrote: Hey Ron, this is 999!!

I think you have a few more than that now. :D

Hey, I'm on a roll :D

Barnette wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Barnette wrote: Hey Ron, this is 999!!

I think you have a few more than that now. :D

Hey, I'm on a roll :D

Hi Barnette. I love your pic!

Hope everyone has a great weekend, btw!

Emma

PS When is a shed game to begin?

IN SHED NEWS TONIGHT- SHED SURVIVES ARSON ATTACK!!

Ron's Shed could survive that :)

How do you get the scorched grass to grow again?:\ohwell:

Johnny wrote: How do you get the scorched grass to grow again?:\ohwell:

water and time. some of it may come back, some you will have to sow again.

Shed Peel wrote:

Barnette wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Barnette wrote: Hey Ron, this is 999!!

I think you have a few more than that now. :D

Hey, I'm on a roll :D

Hi Barnette. I love your pic!

Hope everyone has a great weekend, btw!

Emma

PS When is a shed game to begin?

Thanks Emma. That's my little Cooper. He has us all under a spell, the little devil.

NOOLigan wrote:

Johnny wrote: How do you get the scorched grass to grow again?:\ohwell:

water and time. some of it may come back, some you will have to sow again.

aye, its gonna take some time i guess

I've fixed the slightly alarming lean my shed had with the help of a couple of props- may get a few more years out of it yet now.

Shame about the grass.Whole patch burnt away from last night's bonfire.Hopefully it will grow back before too long.

Barnette wrote:

Shed Peel wrote:

Barnette wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Barnette wrote: Hey Ron, this is 999!!

I think you have a few more than that now. :D

Hey, I'm on a roll :D

Hi Barnette. I love your pic!

Hope everyone has a great weekend, btw!

Emma

PS When is a shed game to begin?

Thanks Emma. That's my little Cooper. He has us all under a spell, the little devil.

I can see why! He's beautiful.

Beautiful piss take

Britney piss take

The Shed is looking much better! Will you be posting any new pics of it on Readers Sheds?

Digital Mike wrote: The Shed is looking much better! Will you be posting any new pics of it on Readers Sheds?

I may do.I've even cleared out all the crap inside too

Hey all. Not been here in a while, i see there's still a shed (of sorts) going.

Bloody ell it's Twatto!!! where yer been dude?

Blimey...

Thought he'd drowned or summat..

SHED from the flames, it's back :D

phoenix shed.

Evening Ron :)

Hi Mike. been a busy day at casa Kirsch. Went and got a new fridge. the old one went into the garage and the non-working one to the tip. so I'm back to two working fridges.

I think I deserve to go out to a nice dinner tonight.

:)

Hi Jeff, Just a Cuppa Tea here I'm afriad, roll on October.

Ron, you will now be known a Ron 2 Fridges :D

Digital Mike wrote: Hi Jeff, Just a Cuppa Tea here I'm afriad, roll on October.

Ron, you will now be known a Ron 2 Fridges :D

lol, i'll only be using one most of the time. this one is a huge 430 liters.

Morning folks... Long time, no Shed...

Snorri xxx

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Andrew is back...

yippee!!!

Johnny wrote: Bloody ell it's Twatto!!! where yer been dude?

Working too hard, so i couldnt be arsed with the computer, even when i was home. Got enough for a pretty decent car now though

Burt Reynolds wrote: Blimey...

Thought he'd drowned or summat..

Good afternoon everyone. Ready for another work week?

Shed Peel wrote: Good afternoon everyone. Ready for another work week?

work, that's today. :(

Can't you put one of yer fridges in yer shed,Ron?

He'd be FRIDGSHED ?

Johnny wrote: Can't you put one of yer fridges in yer shed,Ron?

no power and not all that much room in the shed. power and plenty of room in the double garage.

We could play what's in Ron's Fridge ( 2nd shelf up ) ?

NOOLigan wrote:

Johnny wrote: Can't you put one of yer fridges in yer shed,Ron?

no power and not all that much room in the shed. power and plenty of room in the double garage.

get yerself one of these

and one of these and yer away!!!

Johnny wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Johnny wrote: Can't you put one of yer fridges in yer shed,Ron?

no power and not all that much room in the shed. power and plenty of room in the double garage.

get yerself one of these

and one of these and yer away!!!

sliily question. what is the bottom image?

Extension lead, yer dafty!!!!

EVENING all!

Evening Mick

Shifted them vynyls yet?

We have a Shed Full

Johnny wrote: Extension lead, yer dafty!!!!

that is a weird looking extension cord.

Are we playing what's in the Shed ?

If we are it's the strangest shed game ever Is it a hawaiian shirt?

Oh and hello to all the wonderful shed-folk

What's in MONTY's wallet?

FOOK ALL!!!

Can't sleep..... Grrrrrrrr

Minx wrote: Can't sleep..... Grrrrrrrr

Hmmm. Maybe if you watched the boring telly, you'd fall asleep. That sometimes works for me.

Or maybe you should read a really boring book, and that will cause you to

Minx wrote: Can't sleep..... Grrrrrrrr

it could be worse. you could be at work.

I'd recommend reading the book I'm treading through at the moment: Mythologies by Roland Barthes.

Guaranteed to put you to sleep fast!

Hooky sez:

"Go to sleep or I get shocked again!"

Thank you both,:) just spent an age writing out an email I've been meaning to do for ages and then accidentally deleted it..... so much for being productive when you can't sleep... ah well :\ohwell: Edit thank you pope also... made me laugh at least

Morning !

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: just another day in the week...

it has been that date all day here so far.

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I'd recommend reading the book I'm treading through at the moment: Mythologies by Roland Barthes.

Guaranteed to put you to sleep fast!

We kept having to translate bits of that at University... Pretentious wanker! (Barthes, not His Holiness!) Put me to sleep a fair few times...

Snorri xxx

as i like to remember it:

all the best to my american friends on this day.

RefurbiSHED but underuS(H)ED...

Snorri xxx

Funny as fuck.

Loved it.... Great find I've forwarded it on to my mate Cookie.... Classic

He's got an album out at the minute. Might be worth getting.

Come on, this is the way. Step inside.

Tut

:shuffles feet: :sulks:

I hope you've washed your hands.

BOLLOCKS

This PLACE has gone to the BOGS:D

It's driving me round the u bend.

You guys are really on a (toilet) roll whereas I need to (bog) brush up on my wit as I'm sink-ing to the depths of the barrel.

YIKES!

'Cock' is in the chatroom..

I'm back. I managed to find a shed and a coathanger on my travels.

Morning SHEDHEADS !

Hey Mike

Hey ladies!!

Christopher Owens wrote:

Wow that looks just like my corned beef hash!

NOOLigan wrote: I'm back. I managed to find a shed and a coathanger on my travels.

Nice water feature, Ron...

Snorri xxx

I saw some nice sheds at Floriade today.

CASTLE SHED - Nice :)

Digital Mike wrote: CASTLE SHED - Nice :)

The sort of place a Viking might live?

Snorri xxx

http://www.vikinggardenbuildings.co.uk/storemore1.htm

Digital Mike wrote: http://www.vikinggardenbuildings.co.uk/storemore1.htm

the COLEDALE looks just like mine.

Just polished off this bacon sarnie.Hangover is partially gone now

Snorrimon wrote:

Digital Mike wrote: CASTLE SHED - Nice :)

The sort of place a Viking might live?

Snorri xxx

oh, the castle shed looks nice surrounded by those pretty gardens... Impressive.

Nice sandwich Johnny, what a great way to start the day :D

Anyone got any news on when we will have a shed game? I miss it. :(

Soon, VERY Soon :)

Minx wrote: Anyone got any news on when we will have a shed game? I miss it. :(

and I miss Pluto

Just for you....

Or did you mean this one?

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: Soon, VERY Soon :)

I am sooooo happy!

top news.

Disco Shed DJ gig at Style Bar ,Rugby OCT 7TH

Music : Funky House, Jackin House, Electro House, Dirty House, Soulful House, Deep House, Electro and Funk

'The DiscoShed' @ Style Lounge Bar, Rugby.

Just Brilliant House Music across the board.

Resident djs/Live PA is 'Flex & Nilsson' from DiscoShed Records.

Club opens: 9pm Bar/Terrace open all day/night Free Entrance

We offer one pure bar area on groundfloor, Club in the basement and a beautiful terrace garden. Capacity of the place is 200 peolpe.

Resident Percussionist: Timmy Bongo

Timmy Bongo??

Rock on :D

I was in that very bar last night actually.The place is no bigger than a shed!

it is good to see so many shed references again.

Oh Oh Oh Oh SHEDS alive !

Well there was a man who lived in a shed Spent most of his days out of his head For his shed was rotten let in the rain Said it was enough to drive any man insane When it rained He felt so bad When it snowed he felt just simply sad.

Well there was a girl who lived nearby Whenever he saw her he could only simply sigh But she lived in a house so very big and grand For him it seemed like some very distant land So when he called her His shed to mend, She said i'm sorry you'll just have to find a friend.

Well this story is not so very new But the man is me, yes and the girl is you So leave your house come into my shed Please stop my world from raining through my head Please don't think I'm not your sort You'll find that sheds are nicer than you thought.

I had the last line of that as my signature for a while Minx... I have a brilliant item for a Shed game, so will have to see if I can host one at the weekend... Probably Sunday morning...

Snorri xxx

Minx wrote: Well there was a man who lived in a shed Spent most of his days out of his head For his shed was rotten let in the rain Said it was enough to drive any man insane When it rained He felt so bad When it snowed he felt just simply sad.

Well there was a girl who lived nearby Whenever he saw her he could only simply sigh But she lived in a house so very big and grand For him it seemed like some very distant land So when he called her His shed to mend, She said i'm sorry you'll just have to find a friend.

Well this story is not so very new But the man is me, yes and the girl is you So leave your house come into my shed Please stop my world from raining through my head Please don't think I'm not your sort You'll find that sheds are nicer than you thought.

you're the man and I'm the girl.

Snorrimon wrote: I had the last line of that as my signature for a while Minx... I have a brilliant item for a Shed game, so will have to see if I can host one at the weekend... Probably Sunday morning...

Snorri xxx

good news on the shed game front!!!

I recognized it from your signature as I was reading it, never heard it...just searching for random shed lyrics I'm either very shedicated or very bored

If you think there's something wrong Holes appearing on your lawn Don't you blame the man next door It's not him

Flowers walk from place to place Dark spot moves around your face Objects vanish without trace It's not you

I'm the mole from the Ministry And you'll all bow down to me I'm the mole in your potting shed I'm the bad thoughts inside your head And you won't catch me

(Fish and visitors smell after three days) If you thinks there's something strange Garden starts to rearrange From perfect lawn to mountain range It's not you

I'm the mole from the Ministry Working underground And you'll all bow down to me Moving facts and figures all around I'm the mole in your potting shed Undermine your world I'm the bad thoughts inside your head And you shouldn't think me, No! And you shouldn't think me Mole Mole Mole

NOOLigan wrote:

Minx wrote: Well there was a man who lived in a shed Spent most of his days out of his head For his shed was rotten let in the rain Said it was enough to drive any man insane When it rained He felt so bad When it snowed he felt just simply sad.

Well there was a girl who lived nearby Whenever he saw her he could only simply sigh But she lived in a house so very big and grand For him it seemed like some very distant land So when he called her His shed to mend, She said i'm sorry you'll just have to find a friend.

Well this story is not so very new But the man is me, yes and the girl is you So leave your house come into my shed Please stop my world from raining through my head Please don't think I'm not your sort You'll find that sheds are nicer than you thought.

you're the man and I'm the girl.

My dad, the best dad that I've had don't care about nothing he's not even working he's not only my dad the best friend that I've had don't think he's a mad dad

His dad, is sleeping with boots on it makes me start wonder cause there is no thunder according to my dad don't think he's a mad dad it's only some tigers he has got in our shed

My dad, the best dad that I've had lies under the table he's wearing his bathrobe he's listening to lovesongs

His dad won't go to the woodshed thinks bugs will attack him according to my dad it's only some tigers he has got in our shed

Diggy who the hell is that in your avatar?

Looks like a fat Noel Edmonds.

Looks like a hybrid of Johnny Vegas and Noel Edmonds to me

he's finally using himself in his avatar. :D

Minx wrote: Just for you....

haha, I feel much better, thx

You're welcome

Love the Avatar by the way

Shed Game chez Snorri Sunday 10am if anyone's interested... It's been too long...

Snorri xxx

Hang on...... Sunday has a morning????

Yep... You snooze, you lose...

Snorri xxx

Can I not submit my guesses early? I could leave you a nice little list

Ok, but it definitely won't be a hawaiian shirt or a copy of BM...

Snorri xxx

I don't have much of a list now

I will try to make Sunday morning but thank you for being so genial about it xxx back at you.

Would that she were in my Shed, Chris... laugh:

Snorri xxx

She's in my bed.

Bed or head?

Snorri xxx

Christopher Owens wrote: She's in my bed.

Chris,you selfish b'stard, share with the noolers :p

Minx wrote: You're welcome

Love the Avatar by the way

arek p. wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: She's in my bed.

Chris,you selfish b'stard, share with the noolers :p

What are you intending with that tongue?

is that Nancy Sorrell?

Christopher Owens wrote:

arek p. wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: She's in my bed.

Chris,you selfish b'stard, share with the noolers :p

What are you intending with that tongue?

she makes my mouth water, hahahahaa

I may host a shed game to celebrate resurrecting and clearing out my shed

Please Johnny

Johnny wrote: is that Nancy Sorrell?

Michelle Marsh

With Lucy Pinder

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: aren't they a bit old to be playing with rubber duckies?

Not in my bath.

EVENING ALL and RON

Put yer feet up Mick