RefurbiSHED
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What do they mean 'Now Open till 3am'? The Shed's never closed... 
That 'Back Shed' looks a bit classy for some Shedheads, though... 
Snorri xxx
Snorrimon wrote: That 'Back Shed' looks a bit classy for some Shedheads, though...
Minx is never out of there.
Christopher Owens wrote:
Snorrimon wrote: That 'Back Shed' looks a bit classy for some Shedheads, though...
Minx is never out of there.
Please note the use of shrubbery at the entrance....clearly denoting that they would charge you way over the odds for your pint
Minx wrote:
Or they're asking you to stop beating around the bush.
Christopher Owens wrote:
Minx wrote:
Or they're asking you to stop beating around the bush.
Branching out into comedy Chris?!? Treemendous:p
There once was a little kid named Chris who loved clowns. I mean LOVED them. He had posters of them all over his wall and pictures of them everywhere. One day his parents took him to the Circus to see all of the clowns. He was so excited! He never saw one up close before! In the middle of the show, a tiny little car came out and out came 20 clowns! He was cheering so loud he couldn't speak for a couple minutes. Just then, the Leader of the Clowns took a microphone and asked for a volunteer. Chris raised his hand and shouted 'Me! Me!' The clown looked around and said 'You!' as he pointed at Chris. He was so happy! Chris joined the clown on the floor. The clown looked down at him and asked, 'Are you the horse's nose?' Chris said 'No...' 'Are you the horse's ears?' 'No...' Then the clown got an evil look in his eye as he said 'Then you must be the horse's ass!' The whole tent shook with laughter, and Chris cried his eyes out. He couldn't believe a clown made fun of him like that! He swore revenge!
Chris grew up, he went to college, got a job, got married, and had a few kids, but still never forgot what that clown did to him. One morning he saw an ad in the paper for the same circus, and decided to go. He knew thePERFECT insult to get him back! When he told his wife and kids he was going his kids asked if they could goto the circus with him. He calmly said 'No. Daddy has something he needs to do there.' In the middle of the show, a little car came out and out came about 20 clowns. The crowd cheered, except for Chris. The Leader of the Clowns took a microphone. It was the same Clown! Chris was so excited that he could now get revenge!
The clown asked for a volunteer. Chris calmly raised his hand. The clown picked him! Chris joined the clown on the floor. The clown said 'Are you the horse's nose?' Chris stayed calm and said 'No.' The clown asked 'Are you the horse's ears?' Chris replied 'No.' Then the clown said 'Then you must be the horse's ass!' Chris knew his time had come. As the crowd laughed and everyone cheered, his anger grew. Now was the time for revenge. He looked deep into the clown's eyes and said... 'Fuck you, Clown.'
What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns? Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family.
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns? Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family.
Well we'll wish you Happy Birthday tomorrow and no sooner young man! And you're not having your presents till then either.
Morning folks! Evening, Ron! 
Mike - sorry I couldn't take your call yesterday - in the middle of teaching a lesson... 
Snorri xxx
Good evening ALL.Nearly finished the renovations on PLANET ROCKET so i have the ESTATE AGENTS round THURSDAY and SATURDAY .Then i should have an indication what it is worth.I will be LEAVING work asap after this.I am BORED with it BIG STYLE.I need my LIFE back.
REGARDS Rocket Mick
Evening all ,morning Ron.
Hope you can raise enough CAPITAL from the sale of your house to be able to retire ,Mick
Had a thought today (makes a change eh?) .What about a shed of the year poll at the end of the year?
Who's up for it?
