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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: The doctor says that the results of all the tests they ran on Tuesday, the cancer is limited to the one spot on my face...they found no indications that it had managed to spread anywhere else...
Good to hear! Now you can exhale...
So I'm assuming and hoping that this is the relatively "benign" type?
I'd have a beer, but I'm off to work...
Making some life changes? 
That's good news, Jeff. Now, take care of yourself... In the immortal words of a song, "Wear Sunscreen."
Oh shit...
the 'Last Post' bit is going all pink again. Someone get the restraints or put on Jeopardy please. NOW!
Burt Reynolds wrote: Oh shit...
the 'Last Post' bit is going all pink again. Someone get the restraints or put on Jeopardy please. NOW!
About Jeopardy: In my college town, it comes at 7:00. In my hometown, 7:30...
Go read my post on the "anti-Election Day" thread... You lose, Burt 
Fuckin 'ell.. the whole lot is pink now. It's like an inane chat 'bot'.
Somebody please stop her...
Shed Peel wrote: thank God it's almost Friday! I'm sooo happy that the weekend is near!
It is Friday afternoon here. :D
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: How's life in the future, Ron? Is it everything it's cracked up to be?
life is the same everywhere. the grass isn't always greener.
NOOLigan wrote:
Shed Peel wrote: thank God it's almost Friday! I'm sooo happy that the weekend is near!
It is Friday afternoon here. :D
Don't speed too fast leaving work. 
Shed Peel wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Shed Peel wrote: thank God it's almost Friday! I'm sooo happy that the weekend is near!
It is Friday afternoon here. :D
I haven't been booked yet. I'm still waiting for my speeding ticket from three weeks back when I was sure they got me. :)
steveone wrote: Why exactly is this thread locked at the top of the forum?
I believe it is intened as a honeypot for nutters (hi there). It was effective once, but then New Order ruined it by actually DOING stuff, and they(we) all forgot about it. I notice many of the worst ofenders are running amok again.
thank you for calling shed informtaion services.
NOOLigan wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: How's life in the future, Ron? Is it everything it's cracked up to be?
life is the same everywhere. the grass isn't always greener.
You obviously need some quality lawn feed, Ron... My grass is always greener than next door's... 
Snorri xxx
Doctor? wrote:
thank you for calling shed informtaion services.
Press 1 to order a Shed Press 2 to enter the Shed Game Press 3 to ASK ROCKET Press 4 to talk bollocks
Snorri xxx
Snorrimon wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: How's life in the future, Ron? Is it everything it's cracked up to be?
life is the same everywhere. the grass isn't always greener.
You obviously need some quality lawn feed, Ron... My grass is always greener than next door's...
Snorri xxx
water restrictions. no sprinklers. we have a drought remember.
yeah. yeah. we know all about yer Drought, and how boring it is in Canberra. and how good new order are. blah blah blah
So, tell us how many fanny's you licked last week, and how many times (excluding work) you left the house.
J.A.K wrote:
yeah. yeah. we know all about yer Drought, and how boring it is in Canberra. and how good new order are. blah blah blah
So, tell us how many fanny's you licked last week, and how many times (excluding work) you left the house.
silly man. 
prolly more often than you.
NOOLigan wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
yeah. yeah. we know all about yer Drought, and how boring it is in Canberra. and how good new order are. blah blah blah
So, tell us how many fanny's you licked last week, and how many times (excluding work) you left the house.
silly man.
prolly more often than you.
Aboriginal chicks with grey whiskers and saggy tits that touch the knee don't count.
J.A.K wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
yeah. yeah. we know all about yer Drought, and how boring it is in Canberra. and how good new order are. blah blah blah
So, tell us how many fanny's you licked last week, and how many times (excluding work) you left the house.
silly man.
prolly more often than you.
Aboriginal chicks with grey whiskers and saggy tits that touch the knee don't count.
how do you know about that? 
