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walking out of your house with a painted face?

mad.

I guess I can understand it if your after a bit of cock. But otherwise?

mad as cheese.

:evil4:

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I much prefer the natural look on a lass personally.. Not a fan of all that clart,can spoil an already nice looking face for me.But that's just me:shrug: Suppose a bit of make-up if a bird really needs it,cos,well,she's a bit of a munter,can be useful for her!:uhoh:

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Boatraceface wrote: I much prefer the natural look on a lass personally..

Agreed, I hate it when some birds overdo it:

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And your excuse for wearing make-up lads?!??!?

Oops.......Soz lads! You do wear that natural look really well! Honest!:\ohwell: :evil4:

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why do emo kids have floppy fringes??

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i think the question should be 'why do blokes wear make up?'

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bansheeman wrote: i think the question should be 'why do blokes wear make up?'

Which brings about another question: is Boy George really a bloke?

JHC

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Either he's a bloke or he's a chick with a serious throat tumour ;)

Why do women wear make up and perfume?

Cos they're ugly and they smell.

I'll get me coat tomorrow, for now I'll just run.

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68Pontiac wrote:

bansheeman wrote: i think the question should be 'why do blokes wear make up?'

Which brings about another question: is Boy George really a bloke?

JHC

i just know he's a silly twat

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"Why don't men wear makeup?" would be my question... :read:

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Well... all a man needs in the bathroom is stuff to shave, a comb and a thootbrush :lol:, oh, and something for the armpits of course.

While women have about 50 bottles of stuff everywhere and you don't even know what it's for.

Sure, there is nothing like a natural beauty, but for the others, they have to advantage themselves, hence the use of make-up (don't get me wrong here), light make-up can really enhance the look... but too much make-up can also ruin it completly.

But then again, how many time do women take to do their hairs anyways...

And they all do that for us, so we shouldn't discuss it :wink:

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the only one of the things you list we NEED is the toothbrush, the others are only so we make ourselves acceptable to women.

If there were no women we'd sit in our boxers and grow beards, surrounded by moutains of beer empties, the playstation would also predate the wheel.

They did a test on Top Gear once.... Could the ford world rally team change every single component of the suspension and transmission on a world rally car quicker than some chicks could get ready to go out....needles to say, the car drove off before even shoes had been decided on.

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i have it on good authority that females dress up etc not for guys, but to impress other females.

well of course they do, while most of us do appreciate the result, most of us also think it isn't neccessary.

a well made up female in a hot dress does look hot but.

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Doctor? wrote: the only one of the things you list we NEED is the toothbrush, the others are only so we make ourselves acceptable to women.

If there were no women we'd sit in our boxers and grow beards, surrounded by moutains of beer empties, the playstation would also predate the wheel.

They did a test on Top Gear once.... Could the ford world rally team change every single component of the suspension and transmission on a world rally car quicker than some chicks could get ready to go out....needles to say, the car drove off before even shoes had been decided on.

When out in the "field" we shower every 3-4 days, change our clothes once a week (change of socks and drawers are a daily must though), and talk inthe most obsene and vulgar way....but we don't forget to brush our teeth....and there are no women present. I would say the Doctor hot the nail on the head.:smoking::bow:

JHC

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I quite like make-up, but I like make-up that is barely there.

Heavily-applied makeup sucks. The best application of makeup is minimal, like a little lip gloss, a touch of blush, and that's it.

Just my opinion.

Emma

PS I think Ron is right. Women usually dress up and put on makeup to impress their female friends. I know that when a woman says to me "I love your dress" or "What's the name of your lip gloss? I want it" or something to that effect, it feels good to be complimented.

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Shed Peel wrote: I quite like make-up, but I like make-up that is barely there.

Heavily-applied makeup sucks. The best application of makeup is minimal, like a little lip gloss, a touch of blush, and that's it.

Just my opinion.

Emma

PS I think Ron is right. Women usually dress up and put on makeup to impress their female friends. I know that when a woman says to me "I love your dress" or "What's the name of your lip gloss? I want it" or something to that effect, it feels good to be complimented.

yup the barely there makeup is the way to go.:thumb:

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leather_girl wrote: "Why don't men wear makeup?" would be my question... :read:

why don't you ask your father?

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Why do girls wear make-up? Have you ever seen a girl first thing in the morning?...

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look i know blokes are as daft as a brush,but honestly would a bloke spend ages plucking his eyebrows off,only to draw them back on again with a pencil. i think not.:crazy:

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Shed Peel wrote: I quite like make-up, but I like make-up that is barely there.

Heavily-applied makeup sucks. The best application of makeup is minimal, like a little lip gloss, a touch of blush, and that's it.

Just my opinion.

Emma

PS I think Ron is right. Women usually dress up and put on makeup to impress their female friends. I know that when a woman says to me "I love your dress" or "What's the name of your lip gloss? I want it" or something to that effect, it feels good to be complimented.

They're trying to get compliments from their female friends, cos they know their men won't even notice. :lol:

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leather_girl wrote: "Why don't men wear makeup?" would be my question... :read:

how do you know? when I was about 14 I painted my face kiss-like together with my friends, then we went out outside my flat. Four stupidos walking across the town. It was fookin wonderful :thumb: :smoking:

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Shellshocker wrote:

Shed Peel wrote: I quite like make-up, but I like make-up that is barely there.

Heavily-applied makeup sucks. The best application of makeup is minimal, like a little lip gloss, a touch of blush, and that's it.

Just my opinion.

Emma

PS I think Ron is right. Women usually dress up and put on makeup to impress their female friends. I know that when a woman says to me "I love your dress" or "What's the name of your lip gloss? I want it" or something to that effect, it feels good to be complimented.

They're trying to get compliments from their female friends, cos they know their men won't even notice. :lol:

Not quite. I think it is about competition.

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'cause it pays to advertise what you are trying to sell, and cover up what you can't sell

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Maybe that old Millers ad was onto something...

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.Then I caught her spending $60 on make-up.And I asked her how come I'd have to give stuff up and she didn't.She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.I told her that was what the beer was for.I don't know if she's coming back.

Miller Beer: Good call.

:\pimp3:

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steveone wrote: Why do girls wear make-up? Have you ever seen a girl first thing in the morning?...

  • do you know how badly you can smell. Or the damage that 24 hr.s w/out shaving can do to our (the ladies')skin?! There also is the reason that you dive into the shower at first chance. eh.

Can't be wearing too much of any make-up in most climates unless you want to go around looking like Liza Minnelli or Courtney Love caught in the rain. Same thing for fussy hairstyles.

The competition thing. Don't see that. It's genuine if you're OK with who you are.. :shrug: There are a few older East Indian Ladies who work in the shops 'round here and I'm always asking about their lipstick. etc.s Just the shimmeriest deep colours. Mezmerizing really.

Then there are the gals at the cosmetic counter it's a class act to wear make-up well. Stuardesses et al.

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Some women look better with it, some look better without it...and then there's Tammy Faye Bakker :uhoh:

So make your own call on that one :thumb:

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Taboo # 7 wrote: Some women look better with it, some look better without it...and then there's Tammy Faye Bakker :uhoh:

So make your own call on that one :thumb:

:abovelol: :clap:

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Doctor? wrote: the only one of the things you list we NEED is the toothbrush, the others are only so we make ourselves acceptable to women.

Nail on the head as usual:thumb:

Women try to make themselves 'attractive' wheras men stop as soon as we get to 'acceptable'.

. . . . i'm off to do me teeth now! :D

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Why do women wear make-up??

Have you SEEN me without make up?

Actually I only bother with it if i'm going out at night or if i've got a huge spot on my face. Much prefer being au-naturale (apart from my orange glow), but it would be unfair to make people face me like that.

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Missy Jem wrote: Why do women wear make-up??

Have you SEEN me without make up?

Actually I only bother with it if i'm going out at night or if i've got a huge spot on my face. Much prefer being au-naturale (apart from my orange glow), but it would be unfair to make people face me like that.

But if I have a spot on my face, I go out anyway - what's the problem? & no, I havent seen you without makeup, but you look pretty in your photos (as do most women imho).

I heard something recently about women getting more attractive in recent generations, while us men are getting uglier - personally i'd believe that, but women just don't see themselves the way we do:nuts:

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