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haven't seen it. no idea what its about, so:-

geese on a hop scotch game.

piranha's on a jet-ski.

cunts on a NOOL.

crocodiles on a yacht.

mancs on a bonfire.

Yanks on a falling tower.

(yep! fuck all to do) :sleep:

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Sluts On A Penis.

Heroin In A Needle.

Scousers On The Rob.

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steveone wrote: Sluts On A Penis.

Heroin In A Needle.

Scousers On The Rob.

stick to "on a" please Steve.

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hot dog on a Bun

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splooge on a face

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Morrisey fans on a 40ft high window ledge!

:evil4:

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Shit on a Shingle (WWII pic)

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J.A.K wrote: haven't seen it. no idea what its about, so:-

geese on a hop scotch game.

piranha's on a jet-ski.

cunts on a NOOL.

crocodiles on a yacht.

mancs on a bonfire.

Yanks on a falling tower.

(yep! fuck all to do) :sleep:

:abovelol: :spit:

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Crumbs on an Ashtray

...and that's the best you'll get.

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Tits on a man, Stain on a dress, Boots on a table, meerkats on a sledge,

(And that was just my weekend lol)

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Sharks on a Train

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hotdogs in a bun :ignore:

ok a better one

bees on a bus.

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Faggots On A Ferry.

Gorillaz On A Guinea Pig

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Doctor? wrote:

Monkfish

:lol:

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weasels on a tube train

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planes on a snakes:brow:

Shakes on a plane -(heard it was based on a true story)

Have to do a shit on a plane -(based on the best selling novel)

Bombs on a plane ( critics say 'awesome action adventure,best film of the year')

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beavers on a tuk-tuk.

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ass on a computer chair

dry eyes on the screen

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J.A.K wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Monkfish

:lol:

Why do i think you're thinking Fast Show and not lesser relative of the shark which has a tasty tail?

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Doctor? wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Monkfish

:lol:

Why do i think you're thinking Fast Show and not lesser relative of the shark which has a tasty tail?

"Put your knickers on and get me a cuppa tea!"

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Koala's on an Ice Skating Rink.

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J.A.K wrote: Koala's on an Ice Skating Rink.

:lol: ahhh jak does the best ones of all, your a very funny man. liked the other ones as well:bow:

just imagine those koala's all fucked up on acid sliding around in the outback on their ice skating rink, gleaming eyes razor sharp claws, almost like gremlins

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steveone wrote: Faggots On A Ferry.

Gorillaz On A Guinea Pig

gorillaz on a guinea pig-thats funnily strange, pictures spring to mind

gorillaz on a girl-(sick porno-beastiality twist)

this thread is not over.

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Scarlett Johansson On Me (it could happen)

Killer Klowns from Outer Space On Acid

Killer Whale On A Moon Rocket (South Park reference)

Kangaroos On The Barbie (just kidding PETA)

Tasmanian Devils On A Hovercraft

Ninjas On A Subway :ninja:

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New Order on a Tour to coincide with their new album in 2007:thumb:

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Bin Laden On A Catherine Wheel

Dubbya On A Merry-Go-Round... Forever!

Monkeys On A Sub

Elephants On Crack

George and Osama On A Bicycle Made For Two :evil4:

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Conservatives on a Dildo

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hmmmm....

Man U fan on a Weegie's girlfriend

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Christ on a bike!

Hey I'm turning all Minx! I like the boots on a table.Oooh!

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Monty,The Cook,The Wife and Her Lover wrote: Christ on a bike!

Well that doesn't make sense.. the bicycle had yet to be invented.

Please stick to realistic titles. :nuts:

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Snakes on a Train

seriously i found that at block buster....its sad:eek3:

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Four Poofs And A Piano.

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giraffes on a washing line.

cougars on a cake tin lid.

refugees on a good thing.

(that'll keep yez goin)

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Hooky on a bass

:clap: :love:

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standards slipping standards slipping

wilderbeast on a luxury cruise liner

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luckly your back to give constructive critisism,sir

hahaha wilderbeasts should not be on any thing luxury,they are messy cunts of things

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eskimos on a south american rainforest tree top canopy.

(with no ice cubes to keep em cool)

:nod:

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thats an awesome one, poor bastards, ice kingdom one day, tourture in boiling blazing sun the next in the humid forest canopy. and whats worse? is they have a serious case of chafe between the nackers inner thighs and ass cheeks, and no soothing lotion, who inflicted this upon them

mmmm cheese on the toast

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k-dog (krisna) wrote: thats an awesome one, poor bastards, ice kingdom one day, tourture in boiling blazing sun the next in the humid forest canopy. and whats worse? is they have a serious case of chafe between the nackers inner thighs and ass cheeks, and no soothing lotion, who inflicted this upon them

mmmm cheese on the toast

very good!! :laugh: never thought of it like that.

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I don't know if someone posted this link to a video yet...

Steaks on a Train (YouTube)

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restore standards

restore standards.

(that's you Bere. that's you Bere)

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J.A.K wrote: restore standards

restore standards.

(that's you Bere. that's you Bere)

:confused2:

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lambs on a banana boat

(ahhh...that's better)

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J.A.K. on a funny farm

:evil4:

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Bere wrote: J.A.K. on a funny farm

:evil4:

that's better. see. not too hard. :thumb:

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my friend in austin thought that movie was a good movie. funny as hell, he said. he said something about dressing up like a beelith? what the fuck is that?

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Snakes on Claire Danes

Beavers on a Kayak

leeches on Beckham

Chavs on a plane

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pimps on a pogo stick

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