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EDIT: This should be 'Behind Closed Doors'
There's only two birthdays on NOOL today.
Just two.
What are the odds on that? We've got, like, 4,500 members.
You'd expect 10-15 most days.
Does no-one procreate on New Year's Eve anymore then?!
Thinking back, not sure I've done the dirty then?
Anyone else?
Always a good excuse for a cheeky snog/grope, but no one's actually making babies, so it seems?! 
El Jarvo wrote: EDIT: This should be 'Behind Closed Doors'
There's only two birthdays on NOOL today.
Just two.
What are the odds on that? We've got, like, 4,500 members.
You'd expect 10-15 most days.
Does no-one procreate on New Year's Eve anymore then?!
Thinking back, not sure I've done the dirty then?
Anyone else?
Always a good excuse for a cheeky snog/grope, but no one's actually making babies, so it seems?!
Are you getting, broody?
El Jarvo wrote: Does no-one procreate on New Year's Eve anymore then?!
If you procreate on New Year's Eve the baby is supposed to born in late September, just like, erm... Me.
Technically, anyone shagging after midnight on New Year's Eve is actually on New Year's Day, so would have a baby tomorrow.
Conception on New Years Eve is probably unlikely as everyone's getting ready to go out to a party.
I don't think I've ever been capable of anything more than a peck on the cheek on New Year's Day.
We'll have to wait until tomorrow to see whether I'm the only one.
One Brain wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Does no-one procreate on New Year's Eve anymore then?!
If you procreate on New Year's Eve the baby is supposed to born in late September, just like, erm... Me.
It all depends on the last p-*-r-i-o-d, Shirley?
So any time between now and end of September.
I was going for worst case example.
P'raps people born on August 31st just don't like Neworder?!
Perhaps the late Aug babies used to like New Order, but don't like the later, more commercial sounding material. Maybe they've seen them recently and hate the fact that they do the same set list all the time, rely on the autocue and generally aren't as edgey as they used to be. They might be of the opinion that New Order have no right to play Joy Division songs, maybe they get quite annoyed about that. Perhaps they lurk here from time to time but have no need to register as they have no intention of posting.
Actually, they sound like a right bunch of moaning cnuts - hope they stay away 
El Jarvo wrote: EDIT: This should be 'Behind Closed Doors'
There's only two birthdays on NOOL today.
Just two.
What are the odds on that? We've got, like, 4,500 members.
You'd expect 10-15 most days.
Does no-one procreate on New Year's Eve anymore then?!
Thinking back, not sure I've done the dirty then?
Anyone else?
Always a good excuse for a cheeky snog/grope, but no one's actually making babies, so it seems?!
Only 3871 people on this website have entered their birthdate if you want to do stats ;)
Out of 25756 active members (members that validated their accounts)
One of those birthday boys is "Telford Dave". There's not much to do in Telford, NYE or no.
And before the Telford mafia kick in, there's fuck all to do in Stoke as well. That's why I'm the eldest of 7 kids. And why I'm moving to Manchester in January.
Apparently you only need 27 ppl to stand a better than 50% chance that 2 of them share a birthday, Maths is deeply mental aint it.
The last day of August is only 243 days from New Year's Eve, so any baby born today would be either conceived in early December, or born prematurely!
I was a Boxing Day baby. My brother was a 3rd round of FA Cup baby!
oldmonkey wrote: The last day of August is only 243 days from New Year's Eve, so any baby born today would be either conceived in early December, or born prematurely!
I was a Boxing Day baby. My brother was a 3rd round of FA Cup baby!
Yeah, Al is not good in math, Ricardo already pointed that 
To make 9 months, it would mean END of September.
Got a point there Ems...............got a point.
Should have prob quoted before typing; shit I am so tired.....
Spotnick wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: The last day of August is only 243 days from New Year's Eve, so any baby born today would be either conceived in early December, or born prematurely!
I was a Boxing Day baby. My brother was a 3rd round of FA Cup baby!
Yeah, Al is not good in math, Ricardo already pointed that
To make 9 months, it would mean END of September.
And you're not very good at Biology.
It's nine months from the last p-e-r-i-o-d, not nine months from when you had sex!
And as conception can only occur when the egg is available, i.e two days per month between days 14 and 18 of the cycle, we are in all probability looking at somewhere two weeks before the end of September, i.e. my birthday!
I don't care about when my parents had sex at all! My only interest in this sort of thing now is trying to work out when our baby is going to be born, and things like that. Not that Karen's expecting yet, but I want to make sure we get holiday and things in first, and don't want any births around the time of the Cup Final, you know, all the little important things like that!
Since my wife just had a little one, it actually takes 10 months for a baby to be ready. The nine months is usually from when you find out your pregnant. That being said, the new years eve babies are next month.:)
Foreign F**kwitt wrote: Crazy sods! Who's really bothered with the exact time your parents had sex?
I'm disgusted.
erm, I agree...
Our eldest child was conceived the week between Christmas and New Year (not sure when, didn't really work it out)he was born on 18th September but was due 30th September
Can't believe he is almost 9 now.
El Jarvo wrote:
Spotnick wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: The last day of August is only 243 days from New Year's Eve, so any baby born today would be either conceived in early December, or born prematurely!
I was a Boxing Day baby. My brother was a 3rd round of FA Cup baby!
Yeah, Al is not good in math, Ricardo already pointed that
To make 9 months, it would mean END of September.
And you're not very good at Biology.
It's nine months from the last p-e-r-i-o-d, not nine months from when you had sex!
No contest that!
And my dad is a doctor 
And I thought that this thread is going to talk about a song with the same name. This is so 
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Christopher Owens wrote: Have you ever been too drunk to fuck, Cozzie?
Could anyone get drunk enough to fuck you tho Chris?
All my babies were born late winter,early spring and rarely planned.. tho I've rutted on New Year's Eve memorably,the end product just can't be there like Summer chocca bollocks,evidently!
Boatraceface wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote: Have you ever been too drunk to fuck, Cozzie?
Could anyone get drunk enough to fuck you tho Chris?
Yep
