Kidnapped!

Western Isles girl is kidnapped from wet, boring island home and taken to hot country where most of her family live.

She wanted to go!

I bet this one runs and runs. It's so sad when families go wrong.

Yeah that is sad. Could get ugly if the mom fights to bring her back.

Oh why can't we all get along and be happy? Life is so cruel.

It's enought to drive a man to drink

Have a pint or two for all the kids that have been kidnapped by their own parents in the past year. :beer2:

Not actually kidnapped anymore it turns out and went on her own accord.

bet that MSP still gets involved though.

Hmm why move to Lewis? what's wrong with St Kilda?

Right, I spent last night getting drunk in response to this. Woke up this morning and it's STILL going on.

I'm gonna go the Glasgow and get REALLY hammered; that should sort it out.

Cheers everyone