NOOL's Biggest Gayers?

Obviously, after being spectacularly outed by Kershie yesterday, I omit myself from the list as I am already unambiguously the biggest gayer here. However, who else do we suspect as batting for the batty boys? Here's a few pointers:

UNCLE LIAM: True blue, die-hard Tory. VERDICT - Unqestionably a gayer.

Al JARVIS: Shaven head, lives in North London. Supporting evidence - supports Luton Town, the second gayest football club after Leeds Utd. VERDICT: Probable leader of the gay mafia.

ROCKET MICK: Having seen him whip off his shirt in the Slaghterhouse, I suspect Mick has been spending a lot of time in the gym while fine-tuning his pole-dancing skills on the side. Also from Chorley, which is notorious in the North West for its high proportion of male-only saunas and "bath-spas". VERDICT - as an ex-mmember of Right Said Fred, there's only one way this boy swings.

BIGINOIL: Claims to be a "girls best friend" these days, but that's just his cover. Actually works manufacturing high-grade lube for the erotic adventurer. VERDICT: I've stayed at this man's flat more than once. That's how gay he is.

SHUGLET: Shug - real name HUGH - is already in denial about his Englishness; what else do we think he's got rattling around in the closet? VERDICT: Supports a football club with the nickname "The Hoops". Closed case, my friends.

DIGIMIKE: Has recently won an award making him "Champion moderator of his rhythmic thrusting during energetic gay sex". And deservedly so. VERDICT: The voice of straight treason.

J.A.K.: He's from Liverpool, he's in love with C-Ro, and he thinks I'm a faggy dancer. Takes one to know one, pal! VERDICT: You'll never wank alone when there's always someone there to give you a reach-around.

C-RO: Quite clearly a pre-op transgendered individual. In love with Kershie. VERDICT: 'Nuff said.

OLD BLUE: Clive is from Brighton. VERDICT: G.A.Y.

OLD MONKEY: Tim is famous for playing in every gay bikers' fave cover band, Digital. Also a key player in organising "The Big Gay NOOL Day" to be held in London next month. VERDICT: A great big cock won't set you free/So you say....

EVIL BRICK: ...or 68 PONTIAC or Robson and Jerome or whatever. Now that the US armed forces operate a "don't ask, don't tell, get down on your knees and suck my love pump, soldier!"-policy, all US military personnel are 100% gayers. Especially this soldier-boy. VERDICT: I love the taste of jism in the morning

MONTY: Runs a HI-NRG gay disco. VERDICT: the only gay in Didsbury Village?

CAMBO: Likes sci-fi, especially "alien invasions". Lives in Bangor, NI; wishes he was in SanFran, CA. Hates all religions which denounce his sexuality. VERDICT: ALternative Ulster sexual identity.

CHRISTOPHER OWENS: Seems to have no reason for being here other than that he loves the Big Gay Vibe. VERDICT: You can just feel the sexual tension between him and Liam, no?

The POPE: Churchy has recently moved to San Francisco. He is very skinny, which must be down to all that Crystal Meth. Looks about 12, which goes down well with certain members of the gay community. VERDICT: Churchy also 'goes down well', allegedly.

Not very busy today, M?

Diamond White wrote: Not very busy today, M?

Awesome. Absolutely Incredible.

Rocket Mick cause he polishes his Docs at least 3 times a day and he wears slippers

What about me? I'm not on the list!! I started a thread about fcukin Kitchens FFS! HOW GAY IS THAT?

It strikes me that a man who spends his time, worrying about how gay a bunch of chaps on a website are, and even goes to the length of detailing hs theories......has a bit of an obsession, which, frankly, indicates that actually HE is the ultimate uphill gardener round these parts.

Doctor? wrote: It strikes me that a man who spends his time, worrying about how gay a bunch of chaps on a website are, and even goes to the length of detailing hs theories......has a bit of an obsession, which, frankly, indicates that actually HE is the ultimate uphill gardener round these parts.

get paid!!

wonder if he's told his mam and dad yet.

Johnny wrote: What about me? I'm not on the list!! I started a thread about fcukin Kitchens FFS! HOW GAY IS THAT?

Not to mention your speedo's

Doctor? wrote: It strikes me that a man who spends his time, worrying about how gay a bunch of chaps on a website are, and even goes to the length of detailing hs theories......has a bit of an obsession, which, frankly, indicates that actually HE is the ultimate uphill gardener round these parts.

Check the disclaimer, Cambo: I admit it and am entirely comfortable with it. My parents are just glad that I've moved on from farmyard animals.

Sorry, Johnny: you can have offical Big Gay status along with me if you like? You can be the Daddy, as I've always been more of a "bottom" than a "top". Also forgot Jeff, but as there's only beers, steers and queers in Texas (and he's neither of the first two), I think his queer status is already assured.

nice poll. at least i'm not in this one.

Frads stayed at my house when I wasn't there. I left a note telling him to help himself to anything he wanted. There was beer in the fridge and loads of red and white wine around the place. And what did he take?

A bottle of rose

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

Doctor? wrote: It strikes me that a man who spends his time, worrying about how gay a bunch of chaps on a website are, and even goes to the length of detailing hs theories......has a bit of an obsession, which, frankly, indicates that actually HE is the ultimate uphill gardener round these parts.

Check the disclaimer, Cambo: I admit it and am entirely comfortable with it. My parents are just glad that I've moved on from farmyard animals.

Sorry, Johnny: you can have offical Big Gay status along with me if you like? You can be the Daddy, as I've always been more of a "bottom" than a "top". Also forgot Jeff, but as there's only beers, steers and queers in Texas (and he's neither of the first two), I think his queer status is already assured.

Ah yes, I was all a-flutter at being outed, so I failed to read your boilerplate, I do so apologise, and I genuinely hope they drop that badger molestation charge, the furry we whore was gaggin for it.

Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

Johnny wrote: What about me? I'm not on the list!! I started a thread about fcukin Kitchens FFS! HOW GAY IS THAT?

Not to mention your speedo's

What's so gay about speeedos?

Diamond White wrote: Frads stayed at my house when I wasn't there. I left a note telling him to help himself to anything he wanted. There was beer in the fridge and loads of red and white wine around the place. And what did he take?

A bottle of rose

Yeah, but that was to shove up me shitter. Wouldn't want to ruin a good bottle of Becks doing that, would I?

Johnny wrote:

Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

Johnny wrote: What about me? I'm not on the list!! I started a thread about fcukin Kitchens FFS! HOW GAY IS THAT?

Not to mention your speedo's

What's so gay about speeedos?

Well that's a motorcycle, and owning a motorcycle tends to mean one sees less of one's woman, and a lot more of a whole pile of men in very tight leather. Need I continue?

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

Diamond White wrote: Frads stayed at my house when I wasn't there. I left a note telling him to help himself to anything he wanted. There was beer in the fridge and loads of red and white wine around the place. And what did he take?

A bottle of rose

Yeah, but that was to shove up me shitter. Wouldn't want to ruin a good bottle of Becks doing that, would I?

Hell of a party piece though.

Who's to say? I personally don't care but I vote Liam most likely to lick choad under the office cubicles. He's mentioned several times how "popular" he is in the office.

Doctor? wrote:

Well that's a motorcycle, and owning a motorcycle tends to mean one sees less of one's woman, and a lot more of a whole pile of men in very tight leather. Need I continue?

Johnny on his motorcycle

Must remember not to wear the cap with chain / black string vest combo to Bournemouth...

I thought Mary White..., I mean LeatherGirl would have been on complaining by now.

The pills are making my boobs nice and perky!

oh...

I'm in love with MICK!!!!!

get the fuck in.

What about me? I'm not on the list!! I started a thread about fcukin Kitchens FFS! HOW GAY IS THAT?

Are you coming out of the Shed Johnny?

Missy Jem wrote: I thought Mary White..., I mean LeatherGirl would have been on complaining by now.

What does it matter if someone is gay????

Foreign F**kwitt wrote: [ Johnny on his motorcycle

Quality t shirt

C-Ro wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I thought Mary White..., I mean LeatherGirl would have been on complaining by now.

What does it matter if someone is gay????

oh you are so Leather Girl.

I`ve spent numerous nights in a tent. Am i gay or just camp?

I should be on the list, afterall i do like the Scissor Sisters, Madonna, Pet Shop Boys & Rufus Wainwright

Snoopy wrote: I should be on the list, afterall i do like the Scissor Sisters, Madonna, Pet Shop Boys & Rufus Wainwright

Snoopy wrote: I should be on the list, afterall i do like the Scissor Sisters, Madonna, Pet Shop Boys & Rufus Wainwright

I think it's great that everyone who got missed off the poll wants to be on it. Let's all ride the gay train!!!

What a happy, healthy, lubed-up gaycommunity this is turning out to be!!! Next poll: NOOL's biggest fag-hag....

i aint voting,in case the person i vote for finds out,then tracks me down and bums me

C-Ro wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I thought Mary White..., I mean LeatherGirl would have been on complaining by now.

What does it matter if someone is gay????

Not read any of the 'fiction' on her website, then?

Four and half thousand odd messages each signed off with three loving kisss and I don't even make the shortlist...

Snorri xxx

I'm offended by you, jock boy!

Did you receive that B.A.D. attachment I sent you Ally? (Big Audio Dynamite..Not Big Arse Digger or some such muck)

Meant without a trace of gayerness...Mind you,went for a meal in York last night,and as I was driving, I supped half a bitter with me steak....As you'd imagine,felt like people were staring,jumping to conclusions about my sexuality.Still,suppose its better than them mistaking me for Ken Barlow...

Old Blue wrote:

C-Ro wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I thought Mary White..., I mean LeatherGirl would have been on complaining by now.

What does it matter if someone is gay????

Not read any of the 'fiction' on her website, then?

oh god i have

i'm disturbed

hahahaha

[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote:

C-Ro wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I thought Mary White..., I mean LeatherGirl would have been on complaining by now.

What does it matter if someone is gay????

One, two, three ALL TOGETHER NOW.....

I am offended by this

leather_girl's signed a deal to have her stories serialised in the Diana...er, Daily Express, they'll love 'em!

hahaha i stand corrected!

Can someone give me a synopsis of the so-called "leather girl"'s musings? Is she saying that princess Di was a dyke?

Who voted me? You are so wrong, I don't even like Depeche Mode :D

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Can someone give me a synopsis of the so-called "leather girl"'s musings? Is she saying that princess Di was a dyke?

"Johnny put his hand on Bernard's knee, and cautiously slid it slowly up his inner thigh" etc etc

Old Blue wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Can someone give me a synopsis of the so-called "leather girl"'s musings? Is she saying that princess Di was a dyke?

"Johnny put his hand on Bernard's knee, and cautiously slid it slowly up his inner thigh" etc etc

"Just then Peter Hook, came in and shoved a 5 string bass up Bernard's welcoming backdoor. 'Oh 'ooky' Bernard exclaimed. He knew he was in for a fun night"

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: Who voted me? You are so wrong, I don't even like Depeche Mode :D

You did share a bed with ROCKET in Liverpool...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote:

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: Who voted me? You are so wrong, I don't even like Depeche Mode :D

You did share a bed with ROCKET in Liverpool...

Snorri xxx

we all did

rawr

Fantastic!! New Order slash fiction - can we give her an award???

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Fantastic!! New Order slash fiction - can we give her an award???

what kind of award should we bestow for such a thing!

Al - he is well built strapping lad, shaven headed and in touch with his cute feminine side

GREAT THREAD I outta my SHED so don't CARE what you THINK! AM I GAY?AM I A MAN?Hell i don't even KNOW myself! Quality comments though and i see COLIN is UP THERE with the BIG BOYS.

Christ - I'm closing in behind Liam!

BIGINLIAM

EDIT: I voted for myself - now I'm lying right beside him.

Diamond White wrote: Christ - I'm closing in behind Liam!

BIGINLIAM

EDIT: I voted for myself - now I'm lying right beside him.

That's quite an image. I'm off for a wank....

Can I come?

Oh, I already have.

My name's not on the list. I do find that rather surprising. I figured most of you NOOLers have thought I was gay. But, in a sense, I'm relieved.

El Jarvo wrote:

Now I'm coming up fast on both your rears.

I'm running away as fast as I can.

Oooh, I've fallen!

CHASE ME

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: My name's not on the list. I do find that rather surprising. I figured most of you NOOLers have thought I was gay. But, in a sense, I'm relieved.

Don't worry mate: it's NOOL's Greatest Fag Hags tomorrow - you'll be in the running for sure....

El Jarvo wrote:

Ness Order wrote: Al - he is well built strapping lad, shaven headed and in touch with his cute feminine side

Ithankyou!

Al give me back my false tan you bastard!!

MISS.....are youa GOOD DUCK?

ROCKET MICK wrote: MISS.....are youa GOOD DUCK?

Quacking

Diamond White wrote: Frads stayed at my house when I wasn't there. I left a note telling him to help himself to anything he wanted as long as he fed the gerbil.

Courting disaster

Diamond White wrote: Frads stayed at my house when I wasn't there. I left a note telling him to help himself to anything he wanted as long as he fed the gerbil.

Courting disaster

ROCKET MICK wrote: MISS.....are youa GOOD DUCK?

Crispy aromatic

I nominate this for thread of the year

Diamond White wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: MISS.....are youa GOOD DUCK?

Crispy aromatic

a l'orange surely?

And for those of YOU who don't REALLY know if you are GAY i will play a song for you NOW......... you just can't believe me............ ..................................... CONFUSION

WE'RE HERE,WE'RE QUEER,GET USED TO IT!!

MONTY-LUST FOR GLORY HOLE more like:p

You always had a touch of the Will Young about you, Monty. Or at least that's what I imagined during our last bout of felching!!

More like JIMMY YOUNG

NO one has voted for CAMBO?

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: You always had a touch of the Will Young about you, Monty. Or at least that's what I imagined during our last bout of felching!!

BITCH!

al is far more right said fred than rocket mick. all he needs is a leather cap. my vote's for him.

Fuck sake! I can't win any poll. Thought I'd be a shoo-in for this one too. It's rigged I tells ya, rigged!

Very funny Fradders

Let's not forget that pic of Shug and Jeff as Erasure. Leaves little doubt.

Let's not forget that pic of Shug and Jeff as Erasure. Leaves little doubt.

Shug told me he loved me at MENA, i have it on tape, THE FILTHY CORBY BOTTER.

I'm writing to my MP

MARY POPPINS?

MARY POPPINS?

Is she a Porn Star ?

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote:

MARY POPPINS?

Is she a Porn Star ?

"A spoonful of sugar makes the jism go down..."

You SHOULD know

ROCKET MICK wrote: You SHOULD know

What? You mean you lost your handbook? Full of useful tips

AgentWood wrote: al is far more right said fred than rocket mick. all he needs is a leather cap. my vote's for him.

Yeah but what about the Fred Elliott rumours I say? What about the Fred Elliot rumours?

James Thomas wrote:

AgentWood wrote: al is far more right said fred than rocket mick. all he needs is a leather cap. my vote's for him.

Yeah but what about the Fred Elliott rumours I say? What about the Fred Elliot rumours?

pray tell, who is this fred elliott? is he one of these gentlemen's lord alfred douglas?

Fuck sake! I can't win any poll. Thought I'd be a shoo-in for this one too. It's rigged I tells ya, rigged!

You've got my vote, Pope. That thumb ring of Hooky's strapping across your shoulder is a dead giveaway!

Far too many people have voted for themselves. ARE YOU SCARED YOU'RE NOT GAY ENOUGH????!!!!???

Fucking breeders.

Frads, you should send your avatar to the VIZ "Up the Arse" Corner. looks like you're getting a right shafting

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: Frads, you should send your avatar to the VIZ "Up the Arse" Corner. looks like you're getting a right shafting

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: Frads, you should send your avatar to the VIZ "Up the Arse" Corner. looks like you're getting a right shafting

AgentWood wrote:

pray tell, who is this fred elliott? is he one of these gentlemen's lord alfred douglas?

I can't tell if people are getting a boner over a photo me looking like I'm getting a seeing to from the security guards at Liverpool, or if everyone thinks I actually should send the pic to 'Viz'??

Either way, my homosexual bretheren, I love you all.

James Thomas wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

pray tell, who is this fred elliott? is he one of these gentlemen's lord alfred douglas?

looks like rocket and al's lovechild to me!

CHEEKY Bitch

ROCKET MICK wrote: CHEEKY Bitch

and what plump cheeks i have.

Superb ! Still makes me laugh

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: Superb ! Still makes me laugh

SHUT IT! Makes me SMILE too!I wish i owned a WATCH though!

hahahha.

Mick looks like a bald Tony Blair; Al looks like he's grinding his teeth (I wonder why?).

But both do indeed look resolutely like great big gayers.

Old Blue wrote: Must remember not to wear the cap with chain/ black string vest combo to Bournemouth...

maybe get a more of a standout Thread title though here. For when nool surfing gets tucked into 'internet Café time. The political, religious types are always good for the second look.

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: My name's not on the list. I do find that rather surprising. I figured most of you NOOLers have thought I was gay. But, in a sense, I'm relieved.

Don't worry mate: it's NOOL's Greatest Fag Hags tomorrow - you'll be in the running for sure....

But aren't fag hags usually chicks?

But aren't fag hags usually chicks?

Sounds like they're willing to make an exception.

Lucky you!

LE Roberts wrote:

But aren't fag hags usually chicks?

Sounds like they're willing to make an exception.

Lucky you!

An exception?

An exception?

quality thread.

One Brain wrote: I would like to vote for the guy who licked a Brazilian (not me!) at Finsbury Park, but his name is not on the poll list.

licking a Brazillian. something very ungay just came to mind.

NOOLigan wrote:

One Brain wrote: I would like to vote for the guy who licked a Brazilian (not me!) at Finsbury Park, but his name is not on the poll list.

licking a Brazillian. something very ungay just came to mind.

men can get those too!

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

One Brain wrote: I would like to vote for the guy who licked a Brazilian (not me!) at Finsbury Park, but his name is not on the poll list.

licking a Brazillian. something very ungay just came to mind.

men can get those too!

perhaps I should vote for you now.

Which bollox voted for me. I mean I could deal with it if LOADS had voted for me and I was the leader, but one vote, that's somehow more insulting.

bet it was Jem.

I see Colin is ( as I suspected) streaking away in the lead.

If the new avatar is any indicator.It's sure not John Sludden..

Yet to vote,if at all but...The person who takes most offence to John's retro-hetro cor blimey! avatar gets my vote...The dogged protester most likley would rim Clarey on a Friday,Teabagnosh Dale Winton on Saturday and go for a pint of heaven knows what,with Mark Almond in the Reach-Around Arms..

Doctor? wrote: Which bollox voted for me. I mean I could deal with it if LOADS had voted for me and I was the leader, but one vote, that's somehow more insulting.

bet it was Jem.

I see Colin is ( as I suspected) streaking away in the lead.

Steve,how could I forget? it HAS to be you mate

With you being the completist,with regards to sci-fi undies and vest sets..Were you personally affronted at Tom Cruise adorning some of you're more treasured War of the Worlds memorabilia? What if Tom took a proper interest,and went on a pilgrimage up the Thames,just the two of you..maybe you two could swap heat rays and wives maybe he's not such a bad bastard.

[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Can someone give me a synopsis of the so-called "leather girl"'s musings?

Lots of 80s synthpop stars of the same gender getting frisky with each other and not (unfortunately) Banarama!

Is she saying that princess Di was a dyke?

Nah!

What's so wrong with a bunch of synthpop stars getting frisky with each other? If Martin Gore, Alan Wilder, Dave Gahan, Simon Gallup, Chris Lowe, and Bernard Sumner were having an orgy, wouldn't you watch, too?

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Can someone give me a synopsis of the so-called "leather girl"'s musings?

Lots of 80s synthpop stars of the same gender getting frisky with each other and not (unfortunately) Banarama!

Is she saying that princess Di was a dyke?

Nah!

What's so wrong with a bunch of synthpop stars getting frisky with each other? If Martin Gore, Alan Wilder, Dave Gahan, Simon Gallup, Chris Lowe, and Bernard Sumner were having an orgy, wouldn't you watch, too?

No,like a spoilsport,I'd whip up a Posse and get the unfortunatly situated Mr sumner the hell on out of there....Nah fuck it,I'd watch

I would refrain from watching that without a shadow of a doubt...kin ell:dead:

Boatraceface wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Which bollox voted for me. I mean I could deal with it if LOADS had voted for me and I was the leader, but one vote, that's somehow more insulting.

bet it was Jem.

I see Colin is ( as I suspected) streaking away in the lead.

Steve,how could I forget? it HAS to be you mate

With you being the completist,with regards to sci-fi undies and vest sets..Were you personally affronted at Tom Cruise adorning some of you're more treasured War of the Worlds memorabilia? What if Tom took a proper interest,and went on a pilgrimage up the Thames,just the two of you..maybe you two could swap heat rays and wives maybe he's not such a bad bastard.

If I WERE gay, that cunt would turn me straight LOL

Besides, he has no idea WOTW was set in Engerland, having never even seen the book much less read it.

I can cook though, does that make me a chutney ferret?

I must wonder how our REALLYgay fellow inmates of NOOL take this thread....probably with a pinch of salt and a sigh of "ooooh you SO wish, fishfuckers."

Fishfuckers Steve?

When you're mam says "ther'es plenty more fish in the sea"she does'nt mean go bum a hammerhead you know Cambo..A misjudgement poor old Steve Irwin may have made..

Boatraceface wrote: Fishfuckers Steve?

When you're mam says "ther'es plenty more fish in the sea"she does'nt mean go bum a hammerhead you know Cambo..A misjudgement poor old Steve Irwin may have made..

A lady friend of mine, who worked in a hairdresser's, so obviously with a bunch of pooves, once told me that "fish" is a derogatory term applied to females by male pooves.

Sounds like your Lady friend might go by the unenviable nickname of Trawler Draws in the workplace

Y'all a buncha faggots (typical response of a stereotypical American in the 1980's of somebody who would listen to New Order, irregardless of what they actually have sex with)

C-Ro wrote:

Old Blue wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Can someone give me a synopsis of the so-called "leather girl"'s musings? Is she saying that princess Di was a dyke?

"Johnny put his hand on Bernard's knee, and cautiously slid it slowly up his inner thigh" etc etc

"Just then Peter Hook, came in and shoved a 5 string bass up Bernard's welcoming backdoor. 'Oh 'ooky' Bernard exclaimed. He knew he was in for a fun night"

Gyaahahh!!

One Brain wrote: I would like to vote for the guy who licked a Brazilian (not me!) at Finsbury Park, but his name is not on the poll list.

See opening quote, mate! I'm King of the Gays!!!!

I can still taste that lads stubble on the tip of me tongue....

Unfortunately I have to go off to do some WORK today, but am intrigued to see if Col will retain his position as the biggest gayer. I must admit, my bumhole goes all to gravy when I think about him as well.....

BUM

sorry i missed a P

I'm the leader

"do ya wanna be in my gang gang bang"

NOPE!!!!!!!!

and I am wearing armoured boxers in October (well, that's the story I'm stickin to for why they don't bend anymore)

let me just be serious for a mo.

If ever a thread had a chance of going terribly wrong it is this one. It hasn't.

Doctor? wrote: Which bollox voted for me.

bet it was Jem.

Nope not me

Missy Jem wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Which bollox voted for me.

bet it was Jem.

Nope not me

Even after my abject failure to try to stick my hand up yer skirt?

bless ;)

AgentWood wrote:

James Thomas wrote:

AgentWood wrote: al is far more right said fred than rocket mick. all he needs is a leather cap. my vote's for him.

Yeah but what about the Fred Elliott rumours I say? What about the Fred Elliot rumours?

pray tell, who is this fred elliott? is he one of these gentlemen's lord alfred douglas?

Coronation Street!!!!

James Thomas wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

pray tell, who is this fred elliott? is he one of these gentlemen's lord alfred douglas?

Fucking Christ that's great.

Can I get one with Bet Lynch?

Quality thread, Fradders

My vote's for Shug - You do know what his real name is, don't you?

Doctor? wrote: "do ya wanna be in my gang gang bang"

NOPE!!!!!!!!

and I am wearing armoured boxers in October (well, that's the story I'm stickin to for why they don't bend anymore)

Armoured?Are they the ones with the Tardis posing pouch or the H.G Wells limited edition wabs with matching vest top?

Storage must be an issue with such an expansive collection Steve

If Martin Gore, Alan Wilder, Dave Gahan, Simon Gallup, Chris Lowe, and Bernard Sumner were having an orgy, wouldn't you watch, too?

No, but I sure would if it was Ted Nugent, Mick Fleetwood, Steve Perry, Meatloaf, Robert Plant, and Prince. :sex:

Is it Cockmuncher?

Dirty Sanchez?

merry x-mas

Diamond White wrote:

just awesome!

All the defending of gays I've done on NOOL and I'm not even a candidate!

Craig W wrote: All the defending of gays I've done on NOOL and I'm not even a candidate!

Mr ILLUMNI - you are without doubt a great big GAYER.