NOOL's Biggest Gayers?

Obviously, after being spectacularly outed by Kershie yesterday, I omit myself from the list as I am already unambiguously the biggest gayer here. However, who else do we suspect as batting for the batty boys? Here's a few pointers:

UNCLE LIAM: True blue, die-hard Tory. VERDICT - Unqestionably a gayer.

Al JARVIS: Shaven head, lives in North London. Supporting evidence - supports Luton Town, the second gayest football club after Leeds Utd. VERDICT: Probable leader of the gay mafia.

ROCKET MICK: Having seen him whip off his shirt in the Slaghterhouse, I suspect Mick has been spending a lot of time in the gym while fine-tuning his pole-dancing skills on the side. Also from Chorley, which is notorious in the North West for its high proportion of male-only saunas and "bath-spas". VERDICT - as an ex-mmember of Right Said Fred, there's only one way this boy swings.

BIGINOIL: Claims to be a "girls best friend" these days, but that's just his cover. Actually works manufacturing high-grade lube for the erotic adventurer. VERDICT: I've stayed at this man's flat more than once. That's how gay he is.

SHUGLET: Shug - real name HUGH - is already in denial about his Englishness; what else do we think he's got rattling around in the closet? VERDICT: Supports a football club with the nickname "The Hoops". Closed case, my friends.

DIGIMIKE: Has recently won an award making him "Champion moderator of his rhythmic thrusting during energetic gay sex". And deservedly so. VERDICT: The voice of straight treason.

J.A.K.: He's from Liverpool, he's in love with C-Ro, and he thinks I'm a faggy dancer. Takes one to know one, pal! VERDICT: You'll never wank alone when there's always someone there to give you a reach-around.

C-RO: Quite clearly a pre-op transgendered individual. In love with Kershie. VERDICT: 'Nuff said.

OLD BLUE: Clive is from Brighton. VERDICT: G.A.Y.

OLD MONKEY: Tim is famous for playing in every gay bikers' fave cover band, Digital. Also a key player in organising "The Big Gay NOOL Day" to be held in London next month. VERDICT: A great big cock won't set you free/So you say....

EVIL BRICK: ...or 68 PONTIAC or Robson and Jerome or whatever. Now that the US armed forces operate a "don't ask, don't tell, get down on your knees and suck my love pump, soldier!"-policy, all US military personnel are 100% gayers. Especially this soldier-boy. VERDICT: I love the taste of jism in the morning

MONTY: Runs a HI-NRG gay disco. VERDICT: the only gay in Didsbury Village?

CAMBO: Likes sci-fi, especially "alien invasions". Lives in Bangor, NI; wishes he was in SanFran, CA. Hates all religions which denounce his sexuality. VERDICT: ALternative Ulster sexual identity.

CHRISTOPHER OWENS: Seems to have no reason for being here other than that he loves the Big Gay Vibe. VERDICT: You can just feel the sexual tension between him and Liam, no?

The POPE: Churchy has recently moved to San Francisco. He is very skinny, which must be down to all that Crystal Meth. Looks about 12, which goes down well with certain members of the gay community. VERDICT: Churchy also 'goes down well', allegedly.

Not very busy today, M?

Diamond White wrote: Not very busy today, M?

Awesome. Absolutely Incredible.

Rocket Mick cause he polishes his Docs at least 3 times a day and he wears slippers

What about me? I'm not on the list!! I started a thread about fcukin Kitchens FFS! HOW GAY IS THAT?

It strikes me that a man who spends his time, worrying about how gay a bunch of chaps on a website are, and even goes to the length of detailing hs theories......has a bit of an obsession, which, frankly, indicates that actually HE is the ultimate uphill gardener round these parts.

Doctor? wrote: It strikes me that a man who spends his time, worrying about how gay a bunch of chaps on a website are, and even goes to the length of detailing hs theories......has a bit of an obsession, which, frankly, indicates that actually HE is the ultimate uphill gardener round these parts.

get paid!!

wonder if he's told his mam and dad yet.

Johnny wrote: What about me? I'm not on the list!! I started a thread about fcukin Kitchens FFS! HOW GAY IS THAT?

Not to mention your speedo's

Doctor? wrote: It strikes me that a man who spends his time, worrying about how gay a bunch of chaps on a website are, and even goes to the length of detailing hs theories......has a bit of an obsession, which, frankly, indicates that actually HE is the ultimate uphill gardener round these parts.

Check the disclaimer, Cambo: I admit it and am entirely comfortable with it. My parents are just glad that I've moved on from farmyard animals.

Sorry, Johnny: you can have offical Big Gay status along with me if you like? You can be the Daddy, as I've always been more of a "bottom" than a "top". Also forgot Jeff, but as there's only beers, steers and queers in Texas (and he's neither of the first two), I think his queer status is already assured.

nice poll. at least i'm not in this one.

Frads stayed at my house when I wasn't there. I left a note telling him to help himself to anything he wanted. There was beer in the fridge and loads of red and white wine around the place. And what did he take?

A bottle of rose

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

Doctor? wrote: It strikes me that a man who spends his time, worrying about how gay a bunch of chaps on a website are, and even goes to the length of detailing hs theories......has a bit of an obsession, which, frankly, indicates that actually HE is the ultimate uphill gardener round these parts.

Check the disclaimer, Cambo: I admit it and am entirely comfortable with it. My parents are just glad that I've moved on from farmyard animals.

Sorry, Johnny: you can have offical Big Gay status along with me if you like? You can be the Daddy, as I've always been more of a "bottom" than a "top". Also forgot Jeff, but as there's only beers, steers and queers in Texas (and he's neither of the first two), I think his queer status is already assured.

Ah yes, I was all a-flutter at being outed, so I failed to read your boilerplate, I do so apologise, and I genuinely hope they drop that badger molestation charge, the furry we whore was gaggin for it.

Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

Johnny wrote: What about me? I'm not on the list!! I started a thread about fcukin Kitchens FFS! HOW GAY IS THAT?

Not to mention your speedo's

What's so gay about speeedos?

Diamond White wrote: Frads stayed at my house when I wasn't there. I left a note telling him to help himself to anything he wanted. There was beer in the fridge and loads of red and white wine around the place. And what did he take?

A bottle of rose

Yeah, but that was to shove up me shitter. Wouldn't want to ruin a good bottle of Becks doing that, would I?

Johnny wrote:

Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

Johnny wrote: What about me? I'm not on the list!! I started a thread about fcukin Kitchens FFS! HOW GAY IS THAT?

Not to mention your speedo's

What's so gay about speeedos?

Well that's a motorcycle, and owning a motorcycle tends to mean one sees less of one's woman, and a lot more of a whole pile of men in very tight leather. Need I continue?

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

Diamond White wrote: Frads stayed at my house when I wasn't there. I left a note telling him to help himself to anything he wanted. There was beer in the fridge and loads of red and white wine around the place. And what did he take?

A bottle of rose

Yeah, but that was to shove up me shitter. Wouldn't want to ruin a good bottle of Becks doing that, would I?

Hell of a party piece though.

Who's to say? I personally don't care but I vote Liam most likely to lick choad under the office cubicles. He's mentioned several times how "popular" he is in the office.

Doctor? wrote:

Well that's a motorcycle, and owning a motorcycle tends to mean one sees less of one's woman, and a lot more of a whole pile of men in very tight leather. Need I continue?

Johnny on his motorcycle

Must remember not to wear the cap with chain / black string vest combo to Bournemouth...

I thought Mary White..., I mean LeatherGirl would have been on complaining by now.

The pills are making my boobs nice and perky!

oh...

I'm in love with MICK!!!!!

get the fuck in.

What about me? I'm not on the list!! I started a thread about fcukin Kitchens FFS! HOW GAY IS THAT?

Are you coming out of the Shed Johnny?

Missy Jem wrote: I thought Mary White..., I mean LeatherGirl would have been on complaining by now.

What does it matter if someone is gay????

Foreign F**kwitt wrote: [ Johnny on his motorcycle

Quality t shirt

C-Ro wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I thought Mary White..., I mean LeatherGirl would have been on complaining by now.

What does it matter if someone is gay????

oh you are so Leather Girl.

I`ve spent numerous nights in a tent. Am i gay or just camp?