NOOL's Biggest Gayers?

Which bollox voted for me. I mean I could deal with it if LOADS had voted for me and I was the leader, but one vote, that's somehow more insulting.

bet it was Jem.

I see Colin is ( as I suspected) streaking away in the lead.

If the new avatar is any indicator.It's sure not John Sludden..

Yet to vote,if at all but...The person who takes most offence to John's retro-hetro cor blimey! avatar gets my vote...The dogged protester most likley would rim Clarey on a Friday,Teabagnosh Dale Winton on Saturday and go for a pint of heaven knows what,with Mark Almond in the Reach-Around Arms..

Doctor? wrote: Which bollox voted for me. I mean I could deal with it if LOADS had voted for me and I was the leader, but one vote, that's somehow more insulting.

bet it was Jem.

I see Colin is ( as I suspected) streaking away in the lead.

Steve,how could I forget? it HAS to be you mate

With you being the completist,with regards to sci-fi undies and vest sets..Were you personally affronted at Tom Cruise adorning some of you're more treasured War of the Worlds memorabilia? What if Tom took a proper interest,and went on a pilgrimage up the Thames,just the two of you..maybe you two could swap heat rays and wives maybe he's not such a bad bastard.

[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Can someone give me a synopsis of the so-called "leather girl"'s musings?

Lots of 80s synthpop stars of the same gender getting frisky with each other and not (unfortunately) Banarama!

Is she saying that princess Di was a dyke?

Nah!

What's so wrong with a bunch of synthpop stars getting frisky with each other? If Martin Gore, Alan Wilder, Dave Gahan, Simon Gallup, Chris Lowe, and Bernard Sumner were having an orgy, wouldn't you watch, too?

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Can someone give me a synopsis of the so-called "leather girl"'s musings?

Lots of 80s synthpop stars of the same gender getting frisky with each other and not (unfortunately) Banarama!

Is she saying that princess Di was a dyke?

Nah!

What's so wrong with a bunch of synthpop stars getting frisky with each other? If Martin Gore, Alan Wilder, Dave Gahan, Simon Gallup, Chris Lowe, and Bernard Sumner were having an orgy, wouldn't you watch, too?

No,like a spoilsport,I'd whip up a Posse and get the unfortunatly situated Mr sumner the hell on out of there....Nah fuck it,I'd watch

I would refrain from watching that without a shadow of a doubt...kin ell:dead:

Boatraceface wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Which bollox voted for me. I mean I could deal with it if LOADS had voted for me and I was the leader, but one vote, that's somehow more insulting.

bet it was Jem.

I see Colin is ( as I suspected) streaking away in the lead.

Steve,how could I forget? it HAS to be you mate

With you being the completist,with regards to sci-fi undies and vest sets..Were you personally affronted at Tom Cruise adorning some of you're more treasured War of the Worlds memorabilia? What if Tom took a proper interest,and went on a pilgrimage up the Thames,just the two of you..maybe you two could swap heat rays and wives maybe he's not such a bad bastard.

If I WERE gay, that cunt would turn me straight LOL

Besides, he has no idea WOTW was set in Engerland, having never even seen the book much less read it.

I can cook though, does that make me a chutney ferret?

I must wonder how our REALLYgay fellow inmates of NOOL take this thread....probably with a pinch of salt and a sigh of "ooooh you SO wish, fishfuckers."

Fishfuckers Steve?

When you're mam says "ther'es plenty more fish in the sea"she does'nt mean go bum a hammerhead you know Cambo..A misjudgement poor old Steve Irwin may have made..

Boatraceface wrote: Fishfuckers Steve?

When you're mam says "ther'es plenty more fish in the sea"she does'nt mean go bum a hammerhead you know Cambo..A misjudgement poor old Steve Irwin may have made..

A lady friend of mine, who worked in a hairdresser's, so obviously with a bunch of pooves, once told me that "fish" is a derogatory term applied to females by male pooves.

Sounds like your Lady friend might go by the unenviable nickname of Trawler Draws in the workplace

Y'all a buncha faggots (typical response of a stereotypical American in the 1980's of somebody who would listen to New Order, irregardless of what they actually have sex with)

C-Ro wrote:

Old Blue wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Can someone give me a synopsis of the so-called "leather girl"'s musings? Is she saying that princess Di was a dyke?

"Johnny put his hand on Bernard's knee, and cautiously slid it slowly up his inner thigh" etc etc

"Just then Peter Hook, came in and shoved a 5 string bass up Bernard's welcoming backdoor. 'Oh 'ooky' Bernard exclaimed. He knew he was in for a fun night"

Gyaahahh!!

One Brain wrote: I would like to vote for the guy who licked a Brazilian (not me!) at Finsbury Park, but his name is not on the poll list.

See opening quote, mate! I'm King of the Gays!!!!

I can still taste that lads stubble on the tip of me tongue....

Unfortunately I have to go off to do some WORK today, but am intrigued to see if Col will retain his position as the biggest gayer. I must admit, my bumhole goes all to gravy when I think about him as well.....

BUM

sorry i missed a P

I'm the leader

"do ya wanna be in my gang gang bang"

NOPE!!!!!!!!

and I am wearing armoured boxers in October (well, that's the story I'm stickin to for why they don't bend anymore)

let me just be serious for a mo.

If ever a thread had a chance of going terribly wrong it is this one. It hasn't.

Doctor? wrote: Which bollox voted for me.

bet it was Jem.

Nope not me

Missy Jem wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Which bollox voted for me.

bet it was Jem.

Nope not me

Even after my abject failure to try to stick my hand up yer skirt?

bless ;)

AgentWood wrote:

James Thomas wrote:

AgentWood wrote: al is far more right said fred than rocket mick. all he needs is a leather cap. my vote's for him.

Yeah but what about the Fred Elliott rumours I say? What about the Fred Elliot rumours?

pray tell, who is this fred elliott? is he one of these gentlemen's lord alfred douglas?

Coronation Street!!!!

James Thomas wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

pray tell, who is this fred elliott? is he one of these gentlemen's lord alfred douglas?

Fucking Christ that's great.

Can I get one with Bet Lynch?

Quality thread, Fradders

My vote's for Shug - You do know what his real name is, don't you?

Doctor? wrote: "do ya wanna be in my gang gang bang"

NOPE!!!!!!!!

and I am wearing armoured boxers in October (well, that's the story I'm stickin to for why they don't bend anymore)

Armoured?Are they the ones with the Tardis posing pouch or the H.G Wells limited edition wabs with matching vest top?

Storage must be an issue with such an expansive collection Steve

If Martin Gore, Alan Wilder, Dave Gahan, Simon Gallup, Chris Lowe, and Bernard Sumner were having an orgy, wouldn't you watch, too?

No, but I sure would if it was Ted Nugent, Mick Fleetwood, Steve Perry, Meatloaf, Robert Plant, and Prince. :sex:

Is it Cockmuncher?

Dirty Sanchez?

merry x-mas