BB's Pete dumps Nikki

Not that any of you are bothered of course but Big Brothers Pete has dumped Nikki after their month long romance after finally becoming sick and tired of her tantrums. Pete finally had enough of her irrational behaviour and has now reportedly branded her 'mad, unstable and just plain annoying.'

Some of her behaviour included:

• saying his friend stank of doggy-woggies
• spitting on his friend at a party
• telling Lea not to contact him

Now I'm almost sure that on Radio One this morning the gossip mongers are saying that it's actually because she's shit in bed!!

So she's single now!!!

Woo hoo

isn't she doin some floor writhing on Telelevision X this friday night after midnight.

she's found her calling.

Good for him - whatever the reason. She's vile.

According to an interview I read (and therefore bound tobe true), she used to be a call-girl.

She gave it up because her customers just wanted to shag her.

Apart from Pete Doherty, who couldn't get it up.

Reading between the lines,she could'nt take Peter's reputabley mammoth todger then?

Edit:Not Peter Docherty's..Tourettes Peter,cw-anker's schlong,I meant

Boatraceface wrote: Reading between the lines,she could'nt take Peter's reputabley mammoth todger then?

Edit:Not Peter Docherty's..Tourettes Peter,cw-anker's schlong,I meant

Well at least she tried it!

Whinging little madame,you'd think she'd be grateful but instead she takes her face for a shit Mind you, in her defence the volume her mouth produces,suggests a two cock gob!

Or just about manage Pete going solo...

Snorri xxx

J.A.K wrote: isn't she doin some floor writhing on Telelevision X this friday night after midnight.

she's found her calling.

yea i saw that advertised that other bird from big brother as well

Diamond White wrote: According to an interview I read (and therefore bound tobe true), she used to be a call-girl.

She gave it up because her customers just wanted to shag her

Did she mis-read the advert as being for a call "centre" girl?

She was just one of about 15 who took part in this countrys annual freak fest.They were all as vile as each other.

Wanker

Diamond White wrote: So she's single now!!!

Woo hoo [/quote

think it's whoof whoof.

Those are some disturbing photos.

They hadn`t been in the newspapers the day before-drastic action was required. Fucking muppets the pair of them.

She will be shit in bed, she appears mal-nourished and is spoilt and f'd up in the head - not usually the indicators of a passionate loving female!

Hard to say what Pete would be like; frantic I would imagine. What effect does it have on a lay-dee if you keep calling her a wanker when you're leaping around on her?

I saw a headline in one of the Heat-style magazines that showed how standards are continuing to fall. It said, simply, 'We've done it! We've had sex'.

Contrast to a few years ago when Helen and Paul(?) were announced in a similar publication to have 'Done Stuff'.

The continued dumbing-down of a nation summed up by the need to spell something so simple out in ever simpler terms and larger letters.

The fact that they think anyone would be interested is bad enough.

This country's going to to dogs, ah tell thee

No surprise there then- He's way too stable for her!

Reason 34277644789 for the non existence of God....... Richard Hammond lies sick, very sick in hospital, and this utterly pointless lifeform, walks the Earth intact.

Doctor? wrote: Reason 34277644789 for the non existence of God....... Richard Hammond lies sick, very sick in hospital, and this utterly pointless lifeform, walks the Earth intact.

Nikki maybe a useless life form, but surely not Pete?

Craig W wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Reason 34277644789 for the non existence of God....... Richard Hammond lies sick, very sick in hospital, and this utterly pointless lifeform, walks the Earth intact.

Nikki maybe a useless life form, but surely not Pete?

No idea mate, I sucessfully avoid all celeb nonsense, it takes an effort of will I can tell ya.

LOL even had to have it pointed out to me the other night that Mikey from BB and that escaped media studies student who presents on Ch4, were two distinct and separate lifeforms.