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Favourite Lines from Southpark?

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Who's got some classics?

I currently have Cartman's "They're Hippies, they don't have any money" as my message alert. Childish, but dead funny.

If you can name the episode - that would be a bonus, me Cockerney Bruv DoN has sent me season's 5-9 on DVD, so I can rip the audio for ma phone :thumb:

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Hey, woman, get in the kitchen and make me some pie.

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I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

Usually elections DO come down to choosing between a douche and a turd. (might have got that quote wonky)

Drugs rrrr baaaad mmmmkay

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Shut your fucking face unkle fukka.:thumb:

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You will respect my authority!

It's aboot respect, its aboot dignity

My name isnt Incredibly Obese Black Man, its Incredibly Black Obese Man

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... or i'll kick you in the nuts

Tom Cruise has come out of the closet.

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I can't think of any lines cos i'm pretty tipsy but I love South Park better than any of you bastards.
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"Let's kick the baby!"

"no, let's not kick the baby"

I had lots of fun with this when my son was 2.

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Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?

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Missy Jem wrote: I can't think of any lines cos i'm pretty tipsy but I love South Park better than any of you bastards.
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HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

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Cartman: Mom........kitty's being a dildo.

Cartman's Mom: Well, I know a certain kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.

Also:

Stan: You guys, I'm getting that John Elway football helmet for Christmas. Cartman: How do you know? Stan: 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night. Cartman: Yeah, well I sneaked around my mum's closet too and saw what I'm getting. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.

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