New single out next week, a cover of Bowie's "Changes" 
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Naah, he's doing a cover of the John Robie remix of SUB-CULTURE next:
"In the end you w.....in the end you w.....in the end youwill submit,.....it's GAT! to hurt you.....GAT! to hurt you....GAT! to hurt you.....a little bit.... [scratch]...bit....[scratch]..... bit.....[scratch]...bit......[swivel] .....T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T...... DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH.....[whoosh!!].....[cue mincing and preening solo]"
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Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! Naah, he's doing a cover of the John Robie remix of SUB-CULTURE next:"In the end you w.....in the end you w.....in the end youwill submit,.....it's GAT! to hurt you.....GAT! to hurt you....GAT! to hurt you.....a little bit.... [scratch]...bit....[scratch]..... bit.....[scratch]...bit......[swivel] .....T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T...... DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH.....[whoosh!!].....[cue mincing and preening solo]"
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Brilliant! ha ha ha
Liv
Let's hope the spotty little shite never attempts a cover of 586.....
I see danger,danger,danger,danger,dddd,danger,danger,dddd,danger,danger,danger,dddd,danger,danger,danger,dddd,danger,danger,dddd,danger.
Mind you I'm sure the remixes would be good!
Yep - that's right - the little greasy oily little bastard could do with some remixing.
Let's start with his body parts then: by taking off his head and grafting on Michael Bolton's, then replace his torso with that of his failed Pop Idol colleague Rick Waller's, graft on Shaking Steven's rubber-legs and the arms of a Riverdancer (ie. fooking useless), then give him Steven Hawking's voicebox and Orville's lips - and HEY PRESTO! - A NEW POP PHENOMENON FOR THE 21ST CENTURY, FITTER HAPPIER, MORE PRODUCTIVE, NOT DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DRINK-INK-INK-INK-INK-INK-INK-INK........
Oh shit - it's already started to malfunction...
Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! Yep - that's right - the little greasy oily little bastard could do with some remixing.Let's start with his body parts then: by taking off his head and grafting on Michael Bolton's, then replace his torso with that of his failed Pop Idol colleague Rick Waller's, graft on Shaking Steven's rubber-legs and the arms of a Riverdancer (ie. fooking useless), then give him Steven Hawking's voicebox and Orville's lips - and HEY PRESTO! - A NEW POP PHENOMENON FOR THE 21ST CENTURY, FITTER HAPPIER, MORE PRODUCTIVE, NOT DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DRINK-INK-INK-INK-INK-INK-INK-INK........
Nearly spilt me cup of tea then !!!
Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! Yep - that's right - the little greasy oily little bastard could do with some remixing.Let's start with his body parts then: by taking off his head and grafting on Michael Bolton's, then replace his torso with that of his failed Pop Idol colleague Rick Waller's, graft on Shaking Steven's rubber-legs and the arms of a Riverdancer (ie. fooking useless), then give him Steven Hawking's voicebox and Orville's lips - and HEY PRESTO! - A NEW POP PHENOMENON FOR THE 21ST CENTURY, FITTER HAPPIER, MORE PRODUCTIVE, NOT DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DR-DRINK-INK-INK-INK-INK-INK-INK-INK........
Now that is funny, man!!!
Gareth Gates goes in to his local sweetie shop for a Mars Bar......and comes out with 50 packets of M&M's
Ker-tish!
Originally posted by Kezzie Gareth Gates goes in to his local sweetie shop for a Mars Bar......and comes out with 50 packets of M&M'sKer-tish!
Kezzie that has caused untold mayhem in our office :) Grown men are crying with laughter !
Originally posted by Zizou Zidane > Originally posted by Kezzie> Gareth Gates goes in to his local sweetie shop for a Mars Bar......and comes out with 50 packets of M&M's> > Ker-tish!
Kezzie that has caused untold mayhem in our office :) Grown men are crying with laughter !
You're being sarky right?! :)
Originally posted by Kezzie > Originally posted by Zizou Zidane> > > > Originally posted by Kezzie> > Gareth Gates goes in to his local sweetie shop for a Mars Bar......and comes out with 50 packets of M&M's> > > > Ker-tish!>
Kezzie that has caused untold mayhem in our office :) Grown men are crying with laughter !
You're being sarky right?! :)
Not at all. Some of the younger element nearly had to borrow the boss's incontinence pants.
Originally posted by Zizou Zidane > Originally posted by Kezzie> > > > Originally posted by Zizou Zidane> > > > > > > Originally posted by Kezzie> > > Gareth Gates goes in to his local sweetie shop for a Mars Bar......and comes out with 50 packets of M&M's> > > > > > Ker-tish!> > >
Kezzie that has caused untold mayhem in our office :) Grown men are crying with laughter !
You're being sarky right?! :)
Not at all. Some of the younger element nearly had to borrow the boss's incontinence pants.
Glad to have brought some amusement into the office environment with my poor jokes :)
Thank you and goodnight....:happytongue:
Kezzie - It was a good un;)
Pissed off that I never thought of it
Well done and keep em comin'
