According to my housemate, Jeremy Kyle has just said this on his show:
"WHY DONT YOU GET A DAMN JOB TO PAY FOR YOUR KID RATHER THAN HAVE HONEST WORKERS LIKE ME PAY FOR SCUM LIKE YOU!"
Give that man a knighthood!
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Chav TV! 
The sort of show where the words "DNA" and "Test" are guaranteed to be mentioned at least twice every episode. They should be using these more often!
I had to google Jeremy Kyle.
I clearly don't get to watch enough daytime TV.
Any at all, in fact.
Wikipedia has this interesting nugget about him:
He used to mention regularly on air in his programme on BRMB how his wife had cheated on him with a gay friend while his young daughter was sleeping in the same room.
Uncle Liam wrote: According to my housemate, Jeremy Kyle has just said this on his show:
"WHY DONT YOU GET A DAMN JOB TO PAY FOR YOUR KID RATHER THAN HAVE HONEST WORKERS LIKE ME PAY FOR SCUM LIKE YOU!"
Give that man a knighthood!
Ally wrote: Wikipedia has this interesting nugget about him:
He used to mention regularly on air in his programme on BRMB how his wife had cheated on him with a gay friend while his young daughter was sleeping in the same room.
The guy's a smarmy fcuker, couldn't have happened to a nicer fellow. He's up there with Kilroy.....or should that be down there 
Ally wrote: Chav TV!
The sort of show where the words "DNA" and "Test" are guaranteed to be mentioned at least twice every episode. They should be using these more often!
Don't forget the obligatory "liedetector test"
Uncle Liam wrote: According to my housemate, Jeremy Kyle has just said this on his show:
"WHY DONT YOU GET A DAMN JOB TO PAY FOR YOUR KID RATHER THAN HAVE HONEST WORKERS LIKE ME PAY FOR SCUM LIKE YOU!"
Give that man a knighthood!
Honest worker?
Why does'nt Jeremy Kyle get a proper job instead of mugs like me paying his wages through the T.v licence..Or is he on ITV
How many Jerry Springers do we need anyhow? cunt.
I have to agree with him. It pisses me off that most people have to work hard for a decent life,yet all these people have to do is knock up a couple of brasses,then stick their hand out.
They should abolish the dole/jobseekers allowance and make these people take agency jobs until they find full time employment.
steveone wrote: I have to agree with him. It pisses me off that most people have to work hard for a decent life,yet all these people have to do is knock up a couple of brasses,then stick their hand out.
They should abolish the dole/jobseekers allowance and make these people take agency jobs until they find full time employment.
Hear hear! And let's bring back national service while we're at it. And compulsory sterilisation for "chavettes". And as for those pesky muslims.....
There are two main problems with that.....
Firstly it would hurt far too many people with a genuine need, and who don't have some cunt of a lawyer/mate/political type teaching them how to rob every last penny out of the state. And secondly, it would lead to the country being run ( in the day to day sense rather than the governmental sense) by an even bigger pack of clueless spastics than currently.
Ok maybe judge people a bit better. Why should we pay for the cunts who you see in town wearing tracksuits bottoms with rockports and wear fake burberry caps on their heads to wander round town with their three scruffy little brats covered in pastry from sayers,and a bird who you wouldn`t piss on in tow. I aint happy about paying for them,their the same cunts who are out at night breaking into your SHED and smashing up phone boxes,school windows and peoples garden walls.
Then we foot the bill for all that too! You quite happy to do that are you?
steveone wrote: Ok maybe judge people a bit better. Why should we pay for the cunts who you see in town wearing tracksuits bottoms with rockports and wear fake burberry caps on their heads to wander round town with their three scruffy little brats covered in pastry from sayers,and a bird who you wouldn`t piss on in tow. I aint happy about paying for them,their the same cunts who are out at night breaking into your SHED and smashing up phone boxes,school windows and peoples garden walls.
Then we foot the bill for all that too! You quite happy to do that are you?
You are a "journalist" with the Daily Mail and I claim my £40!!!!
I think Jeremy Kyle is a w*nker, but I do agree with his comment to some extent. As Cambo pointed out, some people genuinely cannot find help/employment.
However, Jeremy Kyle should be shot for his show. It's the dregs of humanity washing their dirty linen in public. It makes me cringe everytime I watch it.
:dead:
(Tricia should be stood right behind him when he's shot)
Missy Jem wrote:
(Tricia should be stood right behind him when he's shot)
nahh...the killing of monkeys is cruel. you should know that!!
Missy Jem wrote: It's the dregs of humanity washing their dirty linen in public. It makes me cringe everytime.
Yes we know that about the ShedHeads but what about Jeremy Kyle? :straightface:
(Tricia should be stood right behind him when he's shot)
That's TRISHA! 
You're using the posh spelling (contradiction in terms when dealing with her)
GlasVegas wrote:
steveone wrote: Ok maybe judge people a bit better. Why should we pay for the cunts who you see in town wearing tracksuits bottoms with rockports and wear fake burberry caps on their heads to wander round town with their three scruffy little brats covered in pastry from sayers,and a bird who you wouldn`t piss on in tow. I aint happy about paying for them,their the same cunts who are out at night breaking into your SHED and smashing up phone boxes,school windows and peoples garden walls.
Then we foot the bill for all that too! You quite happy to do that are you?
You are a "journalist" with the Daily Mail and I claim my £40!!!!
The Sun actually (dont tell Kershaw!),and your only getting £20.
steveone wrote: Ok maybe judge people a bit better. Why should we pay for the cunts who you see in town wearing tracksuits bottoms with rockports and wear fake burberry caps on their heads to wander round town with their three scruffy little brats covered in pastry from sayers,and a bird who you wouldn`t piss on in tow. I aint happy about paying for them,their the same cunts who are out at night breaking into your SHED and smashing up phone boxes,school windows and peoples garden walls.
Then we foot the bill for all that too! You quite happy to do that are you?
leave my shed out of this.
i really don't know what to do about about welfare dependency, but cutting off benefits isn't the answer. just think how many break ins there would be without benefits.
it has been said before, many people cases who through no fault of their own are unable to gain regular employment.
I know of people who are on the sick, but have got jobs.
its scandalous.
and no...its not just a Liverpool thing.
Yeah, fuckit, lets just kill all those fucking smokers who take up hospital space, and machine gun anyone under the age of 25 who is carrying a kid.
Another sophisticated political analysis from Liam. With professionals like him, who needs amateurs?
5 and 1/2 thousand years of civilisation reduce to this: http://tinyurl.com/jtfze There is lead in the pipes, and Liam is drinking more than his fair share of water.
Over&Out/C
Yes, of course, one wonders how me expressing me fondness of a TV show and its presenter comes across as any kind of political analysis. But nevermind.
Uncle Liam wrote: Yes, of course, one wonders how me expressing me fondness of a TV show and its presenter comes across as any kind of political analysis. But nevermind.
You aren't capable of political analysis! Your attempts at it smack of someone who attended a two year "Social Studies" course at some godawful Polytechnic. By the sounds of it you didnae make any friends so decided to react against the beardy lefties that tutored you and who were your peers by spouting laughable right wing bolloks that even my granny would be embarassed to come out with.
You are secretly a Trot and your last 2000 posts have been "ironic" attempts at rabble rousing. I claim my £40.
My main problem with Jezza Kyle, is one minute he's berating some fool telling them they are scum and need to grow up etc, then in his next sentence he's paising them and giving whoever 'lots of respect ladies and gentlemen'. hes a walking contradiction that man a tell thee.
GlasVegas wrote:
steveone wrote: I have to agree with him. It pisses me off that most people have to work hard for a decent life,yet all these people have to do is knock up a couple of brasses,then stick their hand out.
They should abolish the dole/jobseekers allowance and make these people take agency jobs until they find full time employment.
Hear hear! And let's bring back national service while we're at it. And compulsory sterilisation for "chavettes". And as for those pesky muslims.....
If there was a way to temporarily sterilise chavettes against their will until they were 20 or something... the world would be a better place ;)
J.A.K wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
(Tricia should be stood right behind him when he's shot)
nahh...the killing of monkeys is cruel. you should know that!!
jesus christ, kershaw!!
