A.O.B. - McGhee/Burgess Night

Cracking night out in Ellon on Friday - McGhee and Tim Burgis were DJing and generally being themselves for the entertainment thereof. 100% turnout for the Aberdeen Order and the largest cute girl/drunk man ratio I've seen north of Stirling. McGhee mostly span tracks from his back catelogue, why not when it's so great, and chucked in some Beedles and Stones sort of stuff. Tim Burgess looks like he's just stepped straight from a 1989 Smash Hits photoshoot - floppy fringe and cheeky smile still intact after all these years (bastard). He spent most of the night fending off a small but determined-looking army of girlies who wanted his ass and a handful of blokes who wanted to be his bezzie mate. Turned very messy later on - gallons of spilt drinks turned the floor into an ice-rink so lots of painful looking falls as the high heels failed to cope.

Stars of the show:

1, Rach for getting Tim's autograph where she did. 2, Royser for helping to clean it off* 3, The guy in the Prada jacket for his contribution to world peace. 4, Me for spending the whole night chatting and buying drinks for someone, then realising he had once punched me in a nightclub. 5, Him for not doing it again. 6, (And outright winner in my book) Loreen for showing Tim her Viking badge then telling him to fuck off when he asked if he could have it! Loreen - you're just too cool for school!

* I made this up, but I bet he did

Colin blames me and my flag for him getting punched. However, it seems to happen so often that I disavow all responsibility. Perhaps he's just punchable?

At least I've got the bottle to show my face around here and not fucking legging it back to softie fucking girl-land or wherever it is that you've run away too at the first hint of trouble.

I don't live in Aberdeen anymore, Col. Hardly "running away"!!! Am moving to softie softie Mancland in a month or two - does that certify my status as archetypal southern wuss??!!??

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: I don't live in Aberdeen anymore, Col. Hardly "running away"!!! Am moving to softie softie Mancland in a month or two - does that certify my status as archetypal southern wuss??!!??

Would a dog turn into a horse if it moved into a stable?

(C) Shug - 2006

I'm a little upset that the word fearsome wasn't used in the write up

Dictionary.com :)

I went for determined-looking instead!

They were that other thing as well.

(Not really - they were all lovely!)

Diamond White wrote: Cracking night out in Ellon on Friday - McGhee and Tim Burgis were DJing and generally being themselves for the entertainment thereof. 100% turnout for the Aberdeen Order and the largest cute girl/drunk man ratio I've seen north of Stirling. McGhee mostly span tracks from his back catelogue, why not when it's so great, and chucked in some Beedles and Stones sort of stuff. Tim Burgess looks like he's just stepped straight from a 1989 Smash Hits photoshoot - floppy fringe and cheeky smile still intact after all these years (bastard). He spent most of the night fending off a small but determined-looking army of girlies who wanted his ass and a handful of blokes who wanted to be his bezzie mate. Turned very messy later on - gallons of spilt drinks turned the floor into an ice-rink so lots of painful looking falls as the high heels failed to cope.

Stars of the show:

1, Rach for getting Tim's autograph where she did. 2, Royser for helping to clean it off* 3, The guy in the Prada jacket for his contribution to world peace. 4, Me for spending the whole night chatting and buying drinks for someone, then realising he had once punched me in a nightclub. 5, Him for not doing it again. 6, (And outright winner in my book) Loreen for showing Tim her Viking badge then telling him to fuck off when he asked if he could have it! Loreen - you're just too cool for school!

* I made this up, but I bet he did

I didn't have to use a brillo.

Loreens saliva worked

World peace?