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9 Oct 2006, 05:22

:laugh:

9 Oct 2006, 05:24

Is this cryptic Ally?

I don't do cryptic. Cryptic is for girls.

9 Oct 2006, 05:28

Shug wrote: Is this cryptic Ally?

I don't do cryptic. Cryptic is for girls.

CLICK THE SMILEY! :nod:

"Lady in reeeeeeeeeeeeed"

9 Oct 2006, 05:33

:clap:

Classic.

9 Oct 2006, 05:37

and i was touched- by the hand of De Burgh... wow, is his music utter dog shit or what!!!

9 Oct 2006, 05:39

I seem to remember his Au Pair saying that that she thought his hands were very healing,or did she say feeling hands.Either way Mrs Chris De Berk was non to pleased!!!!!

9 Oct 2006, 05:40

Bill Bailey has the ultimate description for Mr de Burgh:

"the monobrowed purveyor of ultimate filth"

:clap:

9 Oct 2006, 05:47

Creepy, creepy, creepy, creepy man.... ugh Right what was just repulsion and hatred has now turned into a full blown phobia...*shivers* :eek3:

9 Oct 2006, 05:54

check this out

9 Oct 2006, 06:01

Chris de Bull

9 Oct 2006, 06:06

chris de burk! what a cunt.

9 Oct 2006, 08:38

Bet he's just hoping for a few female fans with sore knockers to want a bit of healing... :nonono:

Snorri xxx

9 Oct 2006, 08:57

god this wins!

9 Oct 2006, 09:58

Minx wrote: Creepy, creepy, creepy, creepy man.... ugh ...*shivers*

Did his healing hands touch you right Minx?

11 Oct 2006, 05:39

So much for his healing hands then......

Perhaps if he can get his maulers on all of his records sold around the world and "touch" them all he might hopefully eliminate the mass pain and suffering that he has unwittingly caused millions as a consequence of his dreadfully nauseating "music".

"High On Emulsion" indeed - what an absolute slimeball! :dead: :dead: :rolleyes: :uhoh: