North Korea

Maybe Dear Leader is really into star gazing......

Maybe Dear Leader is really into star gazing......

i had a dream last night that i met kim jong il. i had to take an elevator about 1000 feet up inside a giant statue of kim until we reached the head part, which was his office. he was pretty nice, but rather dogmatic.

North Korea..ooh its a worry, never mind

A picture is worth a thousand words...

Thanks Tex

Wheres Conor? I've been eagerly awaiting his analysis of just how great North Korea, and its political leadership are.

Come on boyo, dont keep me waiting much longer.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Mr disco 99 wrote: A picture is worth a thousand words...

Thanks Tex

So what's that one little glowing speck in NK?

Is that the Nuclear Testing Zone???

I thought it was Kim's house with his never-never land theme park.

Kim Jon Il, leader of North Korea, told reporters today that the allegations against Michael Jackson that Jackson had inappropriately touched him were "absarutry ridicurvus".

"He not touch me inapprapurvy." Stated Kim Jon Il during the press conferance, "He touch was vervy inapprapurvy and wvas, shar me say, vervy carming."

"Yes. Yes." Said Michael Jackson inside the never-never land ranch at Kim's house during a press interview; "I never touched him inappropriately, as he stated, yes. You see, Kimmy is a very charming young man and I always made sure that my touching him was appropriate to him. He thought it was."

"Me mostry riked the Jhejsus juish Mikerar provirad me prior to inapprapurvy touching." Stated Jon Il, "He alway had prenty of Jhejsus juish arournd and me drank it rong time."

Jackson befriended Kim Jon Il in the early 1990's after he realized that Jon Il would make a perfect victim, err, friend since they both share the hardships of being child stars and desires to rule the world.

Philip LeMarque, former Neverland North Korea, chef, previously told the court that he caught Jackson in 2003 with his hand down Jon Il's pants as the pair played video games.

"What happened was that Kim lost his quarters inside his pants. You need quarters to play video games." Stated Jackson's lawyer, "So Michael was kind enough to look for them. It only took him 20 minutes, but he found the quarters. The chef took it the wrong way."

I think they'll probably end up blowing themselves up...its a possibilty that something could go wrong...never rule that out.

EdelBrock wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Mr disco 99 wrote: A picture is worth a thousand words...

Thanks Tex

So what's that one little glowing speck in NK?

Is that the Nuclear Testing Zone???

I thought it was Kim's house with his never-never land theme park.

that would be the beautiful paradise of pyongyang. it was a nice place to visit in my dream, although a bit empty. i'm even surprised they have that many lights there.

Mr disco 99 wrote: A picture is worth a thousand words...

Thanks Tex

so, is there only one Nooler in North Korea ?

Jiphy wrote: so, is there only one Nooler in North Korea ?

Yep, it's NUCLEAR ROCKET MICK...

Snorri xxx

Jiphy wrote:

so, is there only one Nooler in North Korea ?

erm, Glas Vegas?