The Darkness
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Do you really care? If he goes solo he`ll be to Rod Stewart what Robbie Williams is to George Michael.
I`ve just got 4 shite artists into one sentence,and claim my £40!
Permission to Land is a pretty good album.
Interesting to see how public tastes can change so quickly. All over the place in 2004, now (pretty much) finished.
Still...... could'nt have come at a better time for him realy.... what with Panto season just around the corner.I can see it now, Justin Hawkins performing along side The Crankies.
Who?
The name jogged big teeth and Queen tunes but sod all else?
Does anyone seriously give a shit?
The Darkness are the sort of band if you sat them down and showed them Spinal Tap would not get the joke.
Sad fucks, glad they're gone!
steveone wrote: Do you really care? If he goes solo he`ll be to Rod Stewart what Robbie Williams is to George Michael.
I`ve just got 4 shite artists into one sentence,and claim my £40!
Counting not your forte Steve?
Christopher Owens wrote: Permission to Land is a pretty good album.
This is my nomination for post of the year. And I'd also like to state that Goldie Lookin Chain's "You Mother's Got A Penis" is a "pretty good" rap song and should be up there with "Fight The Power", "The Message" and "Fuck Tha Police" as one of the defining moments in the evolution of hip hop.
James Thomas wrote:
steveone wrote: Do you really care? If he goes solo he`ll be to Rod Stewart what Robbie Williams is to George Michael.
I`ve just got 4 shite artists into one sentence,and claim my £40!
Counting not your forte Steve?
Should claim your £40 for that, JT...
Snorri xxx
GlasVegas wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote: Permission to Land is a pretty good album.
This is my nomination for post of the year. And I'd also like to state that Goldie Lookin Chain's "You Mother's Got A Penis" is a "pretty good" rap song and should be up there with "Fight The Power", "The Message" and "Fuck Tha Police" as one of the defining moments in the evolution of hip hop.
Laugh all you want, I'll still stand by it.
And 'Guns Don't Kill...' is a better GLC number.
Poooooooodle RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWK!
Cheers for the link to that forum by the way Chris, it's brightened up my morning no end.
James Thomas wrote:
steveone wrote: Do you really care? If he goes solo he`ll be to Rod Stewart what Robbie Williams is to George Michael.
I`ve just got 4 shite artists into one sentence,and claim my £40!
Counting not your forte Steve?
- He (Justin),Robbie,Rod,George. Thats 4 right?
Ally wrote: Poooooooodle RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWK!
No, this is poodle rawk
Ally wrote: Cheers for the link to that forum by the way Chris, it's brightened up my morning no end.
Just read this morning that he claims he's been doing 5g's of Charlie every day for the past three years! 
'ardcore.
El Jarvo wrote: Just read this morning that he claims he's been doing 5g's of Charlie every day for the past three years!
'ardcore.
£1,000 a week, allegedly.
El Jarvo wrote: Just read this morning that he claims he's been doing 5g's of Charlie every day for the past three years!
'ardcore.
Damn amazing he has any nose lining etc. left...
ok "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" is a great guilty pleasure song. But a whole album of that gets repetetive.
My first thought when I saw them was "Damn they're about 15 years too late."
and "the 80s as retro cool brought us this? Yikes"
DiscoShed wrote: ok "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" is a great guilty pleasure song.
Orbital made very good use of it live in Halcyon!
El Jarvo wrote: Just read this morning that he claims he's been doing 5g's of Charlie every day for the past three years!
'ardcore.
Or maybe it was just shit!
Bonzette wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Just read this morning that he claims he's been doing 5g's of Charlie every day for the past three years!
'ardcore.
Or maybe it was just shit!
You can't have shit coke.
It's like a blowjob.
There is simply no such thing as a shit blowjob!
I wish my fuckin left nostril was capable of doin a k a week. (without caving in).
worra a beaut!
Wonder if anyone on here got sucked in by their god awful music? I knew it would all end in tears. just wish it had been sooner.
El Jarvo wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Just read this morning that he claims he's been doing 5g's of Charlie every day for the past three years!
'ardcore.
Or maybe it was just shit!
You can't have shit coke.
Eh? You`ve obviously never been up north!
steveone wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Just read this morning that he claims he's been doing 5g's of Charlie every day for the past three years!
'ardcore.
Or maybe it was just shit!
You can't have shit coke.
Eh? You`ve obviously never been up north!
Do you give shit blowjobs too?
El Jarvo wrote:
steveone wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Just read this morning that he claims he's been doing 5g's of Charlie every day for the past three years!
'ardcore.
Or maybe it was just shit!
You can't have shit coke.
Eh? You`ve obviously never been up north!
Do you give shit blowjobs too?
One way to find out, on both counts.
El Jarvo wrote:
DiscoShed wrote: ok "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" is a great guilty pleasure song.
Orbital made very good use of it live in Halcyon!
Wow I never heard that one! When I went to see them it was always Belinda Carlisle and Bon Jovi.
Mr disco 99 wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
DiscoShed wrote: ok "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" is a great guilty pleasure song.
Orbital made very good use of it live in Halcyon!
Wow I never heard that one! When I went to see them it was always Belinda Carlisle and Bon Jovi.
They were doing all three on their last lives gigs: Darkness, Carlisle, Bon Jovi.
Try and track down their complete Peel gig / radio broadcast from the summer of 2004. There's a fantastic version on there.
^^
Now, imagine if the two of them got together and made a record....
Every studio mixing desk across the world should be shaking in fear.....
By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote:
^^
Now, imagine if the two of them got together and made a record....
Every studio mixing desk across the world should be shaking in fear.....
Jesus, I thought you were going to say 'made a baby'!!! 
Snorri xxx
Doesn't matter - made a record, made a baby.
Either way, the end result is a human catastrophe of gigantic proportions isn't it?
Ally wrote: The Darkness are the sort of band if you sat them down and showed them Spinal Tap would not get the joke.
Sad fucks, glad they're gone!
Too f***ing right Ally. I never liked this Queen tribute band bunch of lame f***'s ever since they were hyped up to astonomic proportions in 2003. BTW their s***e Xmas 2003 song was 'Don't Let The Bells End' (sic) was pretty apt for this bunch of talentless d***heads! Rant over cheers!
Dug out Permission to Land today. Forgotten just how good it is. Cracking debut. And the perfect Friday night album.
Christopher Owens wrote: Dug out Permission to Land today. Forgotten just how good it is. Cracking debut. And the perfect Friday night album.
For dancing on a Friday night?
I can't believe I just revealed that I even know the words to that song.
ondes_martenot wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote: Dug out Permission to Land today. Forgotten just how good it is. Cracking debut. And the perfect Friday night album.
For dancing on a Friday night?
Best song on the album.
Christopher Owens wrote: Dug out Permission to Land today. Forgotten just how good it is. Cracking debut. And the perfect Friday night album.
Who the fuck spends their Friday night listening to novelty records?!! I'm off into town for a few beers with my mates and to check out the office-nanny in All Bar One. Now that's what a Friday teatime is all about
GlasVegas wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote: Dug out Permission to Land today. Forgotten just how good it is. Cracking debut. And the perfect Friday night album.
Who the fuck spends their Friday night listening to novelty records?!!
I know a few who listen to Duran Duran.
they were fucking shite with him in the band
and they'll still be fucking shite now he's gone
couldn't care less
fucking garbage.
[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: they were fucking shite with him in the band
and they'll still be fucking shite now he's gone
couldn't care less
fucking garbage.
couldn't agree with you more on that one
